tell me about the best sex you ever had.

[nangiggles]

i put all of you to shame lamos

Do tell....

 

[bblazer]

Do tell....

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought I would be writing a letter like this but...

It was a dark and stormy night. My doorbel rang, and on my front step was a gorgeous brunette who had obviously been out in the rain for some time.

"Hello kind sir, my name is nanagiggles..."

B-

 

[DJ_UFO]

I was once fixing a computer at a titty bar. The manager gave me a few drinks so I stayed hangin out for a few minutes. A hawt blonde approached me, I said you're fuckin hawt, she said you're hawt too, then she said you wanna fuck?, I said fuck yeah, and we went to her place and fucked the crap out of each other. I love the South. Oh, and I came on her face.

 

[OMEGA]

Do tell....

negative

its too much for humans

 

[nangiggles]

Lot a peeps here should be righting erotica...

negative

its too much for humans

Oh I'm not ur regular human girl

Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought I would be writing a letter like this but...

It was a dark and stormy night. My doorbel rang, and on my front step was a gorgeous brunette who had obviously been out in the rain for some time.

"Hello kind sir, my name is nanagiggles..."

B-

LOL

 

[nangiggles]

Well hear goes mine:

I had ended a erlationship with a psycho Ex and I was feeling pretty damn good, lost weight, started excersizing and looked pretty hot, there was a guy I ha a couple of classes with who was incredibly hawt, big broud shoulders, bluest eyes, dreamy face, I was totally into him, he finally asked me out and we went to eat sushi, had some sake and had a great time, on our second date I invited him over and cooked dinner for him, after dinner we listened to some soft music and we started making out, he caresses my breast first gently and then as our breathing got heaevrier his stroke became stronger and stronger until we couldnt hold back anymore, we went into the bedroom were we took eachothers clothes off, when I finally mounted him and started riding him I knew something was wrong, everytime I moved his "manhood" would slide out and I couldnt feel much, so I was gonna give him a blow job when I saw it and thought "where's ur penis, you got robbed!" dude had smallest thing I've ever seen.... then the doorbell rang and my brother came over, I got saved by the bell, never called him back....

THE END

 

[OMEGA]

that was horrible

 

[trex74]

Well hear goes mine:

I had ended a erlationship with a psycho Ex and I was feeling pretty damn good, lost weight, started excersizing and looked pretty hot, there was a guy I ha a couple of classes with who was incredibly hawt, big broud shoulders, bluest eyes, dreamy face, I was totally into him, he finally asked me out and we went to eat sushi, had some sake and had a great time, on our second date I invited him over and cooked dinner for him, after dinner we listened to some soft music and we started making out, he caresses my breast first gently and then as our breathing got heaevrier his stroke became stronger and stronger until we couldnt hold back anymore, we went into the bedroom were we took eachothers clothes off, when I finally mounted him and started riding him I knew something was wrong, everytime I moved his "manhood" would slide out and I couldnt feel much, so I was gonna give him a blow job when I saw it and thought "where's ur penis, you got robbed!" dude had smallest thing I've ever seen.... then the doorbell rang and my brother came over, I got saved by the bell, never called him back....

THE END

I don't even know what to say.
It started off good...

 

[BNG]

Well hear goes mine:

I had ended a erlationship with a psycho Ex and I was feeling pretty damn good, lost weight, started excersizing and looked pretty hot, there was a guy I ha a couple of classes with who was incredibly hawt, big broud shoulders, bluest eyes, dreamy face, I was totally into him, he finally asked me out and we went to eat sushi, had some sake and had a great time, on our second date I invited him over and cooked dinner for him, after dinner we listened to some soft music and we started making out, he caresses my breast first gently and then as our breathing got heaevrier his stroke became stronger and stronger until we couldnt hold back anymore, we went into the bedroom were we took eachothers clothes off, when I finally mounted him and started riding him I knew something was wrong, everytime I moved his "manhood" would slide out and I couldnt feel much, so I was gonna give him a blow job when I saw it and thought "where's ur penis, you got robbed!" dude had smallest thing I've ever seen.... then the doorbell rang and my brother came over, I got saved by the bell, never called him back....

THE END

Moral of the story: fondle b4 fucking

 

[nangiggles]

LOL