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supps to take before hittin the club

jonnydjonnyd

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I take my shirt off at clubs and want something for an extra boost. what are the best supplements to take before going to clubs to get a good pump and definition and so forth. any good tricks?
 
Do this: 2oz glycerol, 10g glutamine, 10g creatine and some water. take a shot of liquor or a glass of wine after. dont go for the beer, it will make you bloated.

Ross
 
I am not into the whole "take off your shirt at the club" thing but to each his own. The reason I say that is so you know I have not tried this so I dont know how well it works, but:

Taken from the latest Q&A on www.mindandmuscle.com

Q. Alright here's the deal.....when i go out to clubs i take my shirt off...question is, what can i do to make myself look my absolute best when i do?

Thanks to "frfghtr" from Anabolex for this response:

A. Take 3-4 tablespoons of glycerin about 5 hours before you get to the club. After your shower and before you leave the house, put some Body Butter or almond oil on your torso (a light coat) so that your cuts and muscles will glow under the club lights. You might want to get your Mom to put some on the places you can't reach. Then throw on a loose shirt (so it doesn't absorb the oil) and head out. If you're driving, grip the steering wheel at the 9 and 3 o'clock positions -- tense and relax your upper body muscles, repeatedly, until the glycerol gets you a wicked pump.

Once in the club, have a glass of red wine to help bring out vascularity. At this point if you don't feel pathetic already, you can now take off your shirt and wait for the babes to line up. Oh, and when you take off your shirt, you want to set yourself apart from all the other shirtless dudes. Climb on top of a speaker, make sure everyone's watching, and tear off your shirt, Hulk Hogan style. Make sure you roar and growl while you do it so women are impressed by your intensity and strength. It helps too if the shirt is expensive, so women see that you don't give a shit, and you've got money to burn.
 
If you have a really hairy chest (or back) take my advise and leave your shirt on--this will rarely work for you and probably not on any chick you want it to! If you've got hairy shoulders--shave, please. I saw this once and it was quite disturbing. If you've got a chiseled chest, strong shoulders, big arms and little love handles or slightly less then abs of steel, feel free to bare yourself. One more thing, if you can't dance--don't. It is associated with lack of coordination, rythm and other movement type skills--stand there and look pretty, chix will think your above the rest of the guys they've been shooting down all night. If you are gay, disregard!
 
Why cant white boys dance. I swear, im the whitest kid i know of. if i try to dance i fall on my ass. however, i can swing dance.... how the hell do i learn how to dance?!

Ross
 
I agree. Imitating a good dancer though, works best when you are sort of dancing by yourself--be cool, ie no props, poles, chairs, Saturday night fever moves, etc.--you'll really hate yourself and everyone WILL be laughing.

If you're dancing with some chick, just try to do what she's doing only don't be so femine about it--she already knows you are at least minimally equipped and of course, willing. These things are a given. Synchronizing yourself to her moves makes it seem like if she ever gave you the chance, she might not be disappointed.

And for the love of god if things are going well, don't start grinding all over her--work toward getting closer and closer, you'll probably need to buy a few drinks and make some converstation and dance a little more--even go on a date or two. Of course if all that's too much just find someone else to dance with until you get to the one that starts grinding all over you--she is the closest thing to a sure bet or a fight (if she's trying to piss off her boyfriend).
 
im not the type of guy who just wants a piece of ass... im really shy. i would rather i girl that is more conservative. im not 21 so buying drinks wouldnt be such a good idea "hey, mind if i buy you a coke?' hehe.

Ross
 
LMFAO!!!!

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I am not into the whole "take off your shirt at the club" thing but to each his own. The reason I say that is so you know I have not tried this so I dont know how well it works, but:

Taken from the latest Q&A on www.mindandmuscle.com

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Damn, that's too funny.
 
My bad, I guess--probably gave you more of a lesson than you are ready for. Still I can't figure out--if you are such a shy guy, why would you be taking off your shirt--not your typical shy guy behavior???
 
HAHAHAHA, that quote from mindandmuscle is fucking hilarious!!! That someone would do that much to get ready to go to a club and take off their shirt is pretty damn funny. Must be Jersey/NY- they dont take off their shirts out here on the West Coast. That is what the beach is for.

Here is what I do before I head to the clubs- first I lather up my legs with some good dish soap like Dawn, then put on my imitation leather pants- next add a shinny shirt and 12 sprays of Tommy(very hip cologne in case you dont know), then I am ready to go. Then when I get to the club I take my pants off and viola!- soapy legs! Chicks love it!

on a serious note, take a Labrada Charge pill before you head out and you will feel plenty energized- I promise. Not to be used with E, might heat you up too much.
 
Uhhh, I knew that--that's what I meant jonnyd--not you : ) You guys all look alike on this forum, so hard to tell you apart--joking, I can't see pics.

Anyway, they are not so flagrant on the East Coast--more the unbuttoned shirt types then shirt off types but unfortunately with gold chains hanging from their necks so can't really appreciate the look overall, too busy laughing.:FRlol:

Big Red Cat, I wouldn't try that trick in the Bay area--you'll end up with some stud buying you a drinks and maybe even trying to get you to tango :bawling: !
 
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