Strippers make me feel better about myself

[UA_Iron]

They smell good, rub boobies in your face, basically fabric fuck you. chick was balancing off my legs and stuck her ass in my face. I could see the lines of her asshole - awesome.

Gotta watch out for the scammer type strippers though. A lap dance lasting 6 songs will hurt your cash.

BEST MUSIC EVER. Danzig, Van Halen, Alice Cooper, Prodigy, some newer shit. If country ever played in a strip club I'd walk out.

The friend you have tag along with you who is a suspect jew seems to always run into problems.

 

[IncredibleHoss]

Try asking them to tell u stories or fuck around.
Look up joe rogans comedy you'd laugh

 

[curvymommy]

Ahhh...ok, is this how I initate sex with my husband?

 

[chris302001]

Ahhh...ok, is this how I initate sex with my husband?

LOL, I doubt he would be disappointed!

 

[hardrock]

I haven't been to a strip joint in years. makes me wanna go now. Too bad I don't know anyone in this godforsaken state to go with.

 

[MichaelScott]

i like it, watch the dingleberries, nothing ruins the mood faster...