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[myway]

I take the false teeth out and dip it in my mother's mouth.

I bet she really appreciates it.

 

[jnevin]

placenta

 

[myway]

placenta

Soooo...just keep that around the house for when u need it or do u need to plan it out way ahead of time?

 

[jnevin]

Soooo...just keep that around the house for when u need it or do u need to plan it out way ahead of time?

I just kind of cruise the ob ward at the hospital and wait for a little one to pop out. Run in there like an orderly and make off with my love goo. On a good night I'm walking out of there with a bag like they had in Fight Club when they were stealing lypo goo.

 

[myway]

I just kind of cruise the ob ward at the hospital and wait for a little one to pop out. Run in there like an orderly and make off with my love goo. On a good night I'm walking out of there with a bag like they had in Fight Club when they were stealing lypo goo.

Damn good idea. U deserve every ounce of goo u can get ur fingers on. Sounds like u work hard for it.

 

[rnch]

quoting AAP:

"spit and steady pressure"

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Girls?

They bite.
Might kill you in your sleep.
Sometimes don't smell that great.
Might berate you while your trying to use them.

List goes on.

 

[txbondsman]

gurl cum from previous sexytime, I like it when she will get her face really close so I can squirrrrrrttttt all over it, sometimes she may spit on it a little if she drunk enough. LOL

 

[mustang_00]

i haven't laughed and farted at the same time in a LONG time!!! fucking hilarious thread