Strange noises that break your concentration

[lartinos]

You ever have sex and you get a real loud slurp, clap etc. noise. Too much stuff going at once sometimes....

 

[SoKlueles]

someone farts....thats a real mood killer

 

[hamstershaver]

you must be a real mood killer then

 

[SoKlueles]

 

[plowboy]

just like a woman to fart in the bed and fuck everything up

 

[newpump]

women fart?

 

[SoKlueles]

i dont, but i heard some do

 

[dzulboy]

i can smell ya from hear

 

[SoKlueles]

thats not a poot....thats a sign of anal sex buddy....ok that was even gross for me lol

 

[dave smith]

The noise I hate the most is

"Hey asshole, That's my wife your on!"

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I like when they gag trying to deep throat

 

[dave smith]

I like when they gag trying to deep throat

That's a sluts way of saying deeper

 

[dave smith]

Or put a ball gag in my mouth and stick it in the butt!

 

[dave smith]

Another strange noise is when a drunk chick puke's on you. This will usually break my concentration for a second or two. But then I slap some on my cock and make her give me oral.

 

[SoKlueles]

ok dave remind me never to go out with u

 

[dave smith]

I guess I did go a little overboard

 

[Dial_tone]

I like when they gag trying to deep throat

I dig that too....my girl does that.

 

[dzulboy]

you kidding he sounds right up your alley

 

[dave smith]

Another strange noise that breaks my concentration during oral is hitting a curb doing thirty and then driving into a pond. Thats a real concentration killer.

 

[SoKlueles]

remind me never to ride in a car with dave......and HEYYY DIALTONE havent seen u in these parts much lately

 

[dave smith]

Thing's Klueles wont do with dave,
1. Wont go out with him
2. Wont ride in a car with him

If thats all girl were gonna have some fun

 

[newpump]

Here is a strange noise that is guaranteed to beak your concentation - the phrase

"Oh my god - I think my parents just got home"

as you are riding her on the entry way couch....

I haven't heard that in YEARS, but holy hell that broke my concentration!!

 

[dave smith]

Here is a strange noise that is guaranteed to beak your concentation - the phrase

"Oh my god - I think my parents just got home"

as you are riding her on the entry way couch....

I haven't heard that in YEARS, but holy hell that broke my concentration!!

That would make you shit the couch!

 

[SoKlueles]

another thing i wont do with dave.....let him on my couch. He cant control his bowels.

 

[Gymgurl]

The noise I hate the most is

"Hey asshole, That's my wife your on!"

or the door opening and your hubby yelling....hi honey I'm home......

 

[SoKlueles]

eeek. Never had that stuff to happen...but once I was doing the maintenance man and my ex came home from work....luckily the guy slipped out the back door

 

[Dial_tone]

eeek. Never had that stuff to happen...but once I was doing the maintenance man and my ex came home from work....luckily the guy slipped out the back door

Seems appropriate since he probably slipped in your backdoor too.

 

[SoKlueles]

lol i didnt know him THAT well...cuz not just anyone gets in my back door.

 

[Werd]

When I am fucking, nothing short of a young child knocking at the door could break my concentration.

When I want to get off, the world can wait.

 

[jubei]

Farting would definitely kill the mood...for a while anyways.

 

[Gymgurl]

Jubei......that would be a real mood killer lol