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yoop33

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I have been thinking of joining the Coast Guard for a while now... I have also been using steroids for a while now and I am not about to give them up. I am actually planning to do growth with test with in the next 3 months but might also be joining in that same time.
Do they do any kinds of blood work before and most importantly during your term? I am not worried about the growth but I know the test would show up on the results. Is anyone in the military or have been that have used it while serving? Thanks
 
I know law enforcement agencies do bloodwork prior to hiring and I would assume any other government agency would. I have never served in the military so I can't help you out.
 
2 yrs ago they didn't test you for juice if ur currently in the military unless they have some goood reason to. just testing for rec drugs . now to get in , i don't know.
 
the test are random and not very often

I was in for 7 yr (USMC) only got tested 2 times and they did the entire unit well over 800 people at one time
and only after a few people got busted off base with drugs


mostly the military is reactive on things like this not very proactive

but as always YOU need to decide and after seeing what they do where you are at
 
Maybe, I was high or drunk for two years straight when I got drafted

Sobered up after I was discharged, I think being high got me promoted faster and being drunk kept me alive.
 
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i'm in the military 9 yrs in, 3yrs cycling, no probs here. Go through drug test every couple of months. They are only looking for the major rec drugs, unless they get tipped off about juice. I'm not sure about initial entry testing because I was so young and innocent when I first came in. Good luck bro.
 
solidspine said:
Maybe, I was high or drunk for two years straight when I got drafted

Sobered up after I was discharged, I think being high got me promoted faster and being drunk keep me alive.
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Wish we could still do that now. They are so fucken anal now. feel like im in the girl scouts not the military.
 
i have a lot of buddies in the military that are on roids (used to live in an army town). they only tested for rec drugs and didnt give a shit about roids. really, they didnt give a shit about rec drugs either, since they tested 100 soldiers in one go, found that 45 of them were rec drug useds, dismissed 2 of them, nad then rather than say "hm. if our little sample gave use a 45% positive rate, why not test the rest of them?" they just...did nothing, and sent them all over to iraq

my buddies laugh about it, but im like "and youse are the fucks taht are supposed to protect me when shit goes bad? if anyone invades, we're FUCKED"

they thought that was funny too.

fucking AJs.
 
If you are in the military and are juicing tell NO ONE! Not your friends, family, roommate....NO ONE. They don't actively test for steroids, unless your command feels that you are on and it is interfering with your ability to perform your duties. The test is too expensive to administer randomly. They literally have to catch you with needles to justify a test. However, if you put on insane ammounts of muscle in a relative short period of time and someone wants to push the issue and accuse you...they can test. In short...if you are on...tell no one...and don't be a show off.
 
Headed to the motherland in the morning. Does that answer your question?
 
Bro, I've been in the Coast Guard for 12 years...you have nothing to worry about unless you put on 50lbs overnight. You're good to go.
 
Ive been "on" during many drug test. And i was on BEFORE i enlisted. The inital drug test is just a standard piss test. As long as your not using narcotics or ORALS you'll be fine. I was using deca/test. Just dont do anything stupid like when they tell you this is your last chance to admit to anything and come clean, and ADMIT to using them. Thats a one way ticket to discharge. I dont know if you can use HGH in BB levels, because i have taken Many blood test since ive been in. I dont know if that will set off a red flag during blood work or not. But i have taken test e/eq/tren and taken blood test with no problem. Hope all that makes sense. As long as you dont go in like Gomer pile one month and come out Rambo the next, you wont throw any red flags with your superiors. But there IS random steriod testing if there is cause.
 
I was in the marines for 4 years, and lived in the barracks the entire time, I was able to do small amounts of juice without any problems. Just keep your mouth shut and be extra cautious and youll be fine.
 
yoop33 said:
I have been thinking of joining the Coast Guard for a while now... I have also been using steroids for a while now and I am not about to give them up. I am actually planning to do growth with test with in the next 3 months but might also be joining in that same time.
Do they do any kinds of blood work before and most importantly during your term? I am not worried about the growth but I know the test would show up on the results. Is anyone in the military or have been that have used it while serving? Thanks
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I was on cycle when I joined up and I was fine.never took any well I was in though but I know people that were.
 
is the coast guard the 'military'? It has the same pay, same rank structure, same benefits, same drug test lol, but its not the same organization. i think its part of the dept of homeland security after 9/11, and before that it was apart of the dept of transportation. still just as terrible if busted juicin, but you'll be fine.
 
Like everyone said just be very careful. I've got a friend who's getting admin seped from the Marine Corps for using anadrol and test. He was only caught because he pissed off his higher ups and they were just looking to catch him on something. They got authorization to conduct a health and comfort and they found his shit. As long as you're smart and don't attract attention you'll be fine though.
 
sofakingdel said:
is the coast guard the 'military'? It has the same pay, same rank structure, same benefits, same drug test lol, but its not the same organization. i think its part of the dept of homeland security after 9/11, and before that it was apart of the dept of transportation. still just as terrible if busted juicin, but you'll be fine.
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It's not DOD, but it's still a branch. :faint:
 
resqguy said:
It's not DOD, but it's still a branch. :faint:
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Yeah definitly still a branch of the military. Most people laugh at the cost guard but I've got a ton of respect for them. What they do isn't easy. I have a hard enough time passing swim qual..
 
Ok so I just talked to a recruiter today and I am thinking juicing while serving is going to be out of the question. They said that they have weight limits.... When I asked him about it he brought out a book and let me know were I stood. He said the max that someone at 6'4 with a 7" wrist can weigh 220!!! I was shocked!!! This is not very big. He said if I can pass as 6'5 then I can weigh a max of 226. This is still light for what I wanna be. Right now I am off juice and am about 6'5 225. Then I looked at the chart..... If I have bigger wrists then I am able to weigh more.
I just thought that this is strange... You are telling me that if I can perform my job and tasks perfectly while being a big guy but over their limit, they aren't going to let me in? Are you kidding? Oh and they said they do weight tests every 6 months.
 
you'll get tested at MEPS, and the only time you'll be tested (for steroids) again is if something steroid related comes up. 1/2 of the guys on my unit were tested.. i think someone got into some trouble, and in an effort to get themselves out of trouble, decided to tattle.
 
Ok so say I get away with it.... What happens when I am over the weight limit anyway? I am looking to be about 240lbs at 6'5. This will be about 20 lbs heaver then their limit. Do they discharge me or something?
 
yoop33 said:
Ok so I just talked to a recruiter today and I am thinking juicing while serving is going to be out of the question. They said that they have weight limits.... When I asked him about it he brought out a book and let me know were I stood. He said the max that someone at 6'4 with a 7" wrist can weigh 220!!! I was shocked!!! This is not very big. He said if I can pass as 6'5 then I can weigh a max of 226. This is still light for what I wanna be. Right now I am off juice and am about 6'5 225. Then I looked at the chart..... If I have bigger wrists then I am able to weigh more.
I just thought that this is strange... You are telling me that if I can perform my job and tasks perfectly while being a big guy but over their limit, they aren't going to let me in? Are you kidding? Oh and they said they do weight tests every 6 months.
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Bro, as I've told you before, I'm an actice duty CG rescue swimmer. Those weight standards are just guidelines to keep your average Coastie from becoming a fat-ass. If you're above their generic weight standards (which I am...), they simply do a bodyfat analysis. There are plenty of big, muscular guys in the CG. Recruiters are morons...you'll be fine.
 
yoop33 said:
Ok so say I get away with it.... What happens when I am over the weight limit anyway? I am looking to be about 240lbs at 6'5. This will be about 20 lbs heaver then their limit. Do they discharge me or something?
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You should be getting a waiver.
 
Yeah you really shouldn't have a problem. In the Marine Corps atleast that is. If you are over the weight limits then they do a body fat test (an incredibly inaccurate one, but still a bodyfat test). If you are under 18% you're fine reguardless of the PFT you run. If you are over 18% then you need to have a 1st class PFT. Basically as long as you're fit, and can complete your service's physical fitness test then you're fine.
 
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