Sometimes I just don't understand women's libido

[captainahole]

Here's the situation.
This morning got out of bed early both my wife and myself. She went in and had her morning shower which is all normal.
Being of a man with a high sex drive and love a little entertainment at the best of times.
I offer my wife a little kitty licking just to take the edge off her day. No strings attached. She blows me off with the honey I have to go to work soon and you know what this will lead to. I had no other agenda in mind just to give her a good licking in the morning.
I don't get it. If she offered me a no strings attached morning hummer you wouldn't be able to blink your eyes faster than I'd have my pants off.
What's that all about? discuss:


Also. Guys try it at home the same thing and see what kind of response you get and lets hear about it.

 

[billfred]

Chicks are smart. They know there is no such thing as no strings attached with us doods.

 

[miplank]

maybe she just doesn't like your lickin'...

 

[musclemom]

I'm going to try to explain this like I've tried to explain it to my husband, but I doubt if you're going to understand:

She has something on her mind. When a woman has something on her mind she can't relax and enjoy sex, and in that situation neither is sex (for us) a relaxing thing that "takes the edge off" when we're about to head into a stressful situation. In fact, if anything sex, when we're stressed becomes another stressor.

Don't take it personally, it's evolutionary.

 

[ponyfitness]

I know with my girl kitty licking always makes her want the real deal and it can take up a lot of time. Sometimes though she will let me do the finger bang quickly - try that as an alternative.

 

[02gixxersix]

Chicks are smart. They know there is no such thing as no strings attached with us doods.

Bingo.

 

[musclemom]

Y'know what I love? I love when men ask a question about women's sexuality and they get a response from a woman who answers their question in an honest, straightforward manner and they go "Naaaaa, it can't be that."

I have a question, why do so many men insist on being ignorant, stubborn imbeciles?

 

[BBR100]

Y'know what I love? I love when men ask a question about women's sexuality and they get a response from a woman who answers their question in an honest, straightforward manner and they go "Naaaaa, it can't be that."

I have a question, why do so many men insist on being ignorant, stubborn imbeciles?

Don't take it personally, it's evolutionary.

 

[musclemom]

Don't take it personally, it's evolutionary.

Oh, I don't, not at all. It just makes me all the more grateful for my husband who is actually the rare man that does listen, pay attention, and generally get "It."

 

[captainahole]

Oh, I don't, not at all. It just makes me all the more grateful for my husband who is actually the rare man that does listen, pay attention, and generally get "It."

I get it, I get it. Just don't like it but I do get it. Sometimes it may just be easier to be gay.

 

[musclemom]

I get it, I get it. Just don't like it but I do get it. Sometimes it may just be easier to be gay.

Holy shit, you're just getting that?

Being gay, especially for a guy, is like 1000x easier than being straight. There's none of that potentially "open to interpretation" conversation bullshit. Here's how I think their interactions go:

Guy1: You wanna have sex?

Guy2: Yes.

Guy1: Okay, c'mere bitch ...

Alternative:

Guy1: You wanna have sex?

Guy2: No.

Guy1: Okay, I'm gonna go wack off and go to bed, g'night (Guy1 goes, chokes chicken and crashes).

And there is not A SINGLE straight man on this planet who argues with my logic on this. I need to corner a gay guy and actually get him to fess up but I'm reasonably sure I'm right.

 

[captainahole]

Holy shit, you're just getting that?

Being gay, especially for a guy, is like 1000x easier than being straight. There's none of that potentially "open to interpretation" conversation bullshit. Here's how I think their interactions go:

Guy1: You wanna have sex?

Guy2: Yes.

Guy1: Okay, c'mere bitch ...

Alternative:

Guy1: You wanna have sex?

Guy2: No.

Guy1: Okay, I'm gonna go wack off and go to bed, g'night (Guy1 goes, chokes chicken and crashes).

And there is not A SINGLE straight man on this planet who argues with my logic on this. I need to corner a gay guy and actually get him to fess up but I'm reasonably sure I'm right.

lololololo that would probably be about right