Something to either piss you off, or make you say "Hell Yeah!"

[PesosDeBebe]

HELL YEAH!!!

This makes me say "Hell Yeah, make this one a sticky:

HmmmTo those that would like to see e gone forever: I would consider leaving this low brow lovefest of a board, but my giant ego, competitive nature and brilliant intellect will not allow me to go easily. Especially when "mods" respond to my posts in mocking or derogative ways after I am banned and unable to respond. If you want me to leave as much as I myself want to leave, it will have to be on my terms. Here are the conditions that will have to be met in order for me to be able to leave this board once and for all:
1) A sincere, contrite and humble apology from Kronk, Wodin, SofaGeorge and Citruscide. These apologies must address each and every point of contention and insult that these gentlemen have sent my way. They must be honest, complete, and believable.
2) A confession from Kronk that he is indeed, a bisexual cold-call paper salesman who pretends to have a law degree.
3) A confession from Wodin that he is an old fart who can barely get out of bed in the morning and hates the life that his sprog-laden family has foisted upon him.
4) A confession from Citruscide that he is not an attorney, and a personal acknowledgement of his latent homosexual tendencies.
5) A confession by SofaGeorge that he is a bogus-supplement shill, and that Carao is nothing more than bottled rotten fruit in molasses. Also, he must post pictures of himself, which will prove that he is, despite a claimed 20+ history of informed steroid use, not very well built at all.
These appologies must be made on the Chat Board, and the Anabolic Forum. They must be made "stickies" for a time period of no less than ninety (90) days. Also, no reply to myself shall be made that I am not able to respond to due to unjust, unfair and arbitrary bannings, and censorship. When these condition are met to the letter, I will gladly fulfill my end of the bargain, and leave this sorry excuse for a board forever. Do we have a gentlemans agreement, gentlemen? (Yes, even you Wodin)

 

[spentagn]

I've read this before, and I think it was a Ted Nugent writing.

 

[WODIN]

Finaject2001, it may suprise you but I had nothing to do with your initial banning. In keeping with George's stated rule of onced banned always banned, I have notified the appropriate parties of your new names. That's it.

Whatever hole you have dug you dug on your own.

 

[PesosDeBebe]

Finaject2001, it may suprise you but I had nothing to do with your initial banning. In keeping with George's stated rule of onced banned always banned, I have notified the appropriate parties of your new names. That's it.

Whatever hole you have dug you dug on your own.

That is a crock of shit. Dont even try to pretend that you guys stick hard and fast to some set of iron-clad rules. You got too big for your britches, and now that you are getting your just desserts, you want to smooth things over by passing the buck...whatever, my conditions have been posted, it is up to you to meet them or take this further. Just remember, when it comes to wit, intelligence and good old fashioned flaming, the whole sorry lot of you are pitifully overmatched against me. Your move.

 

[rnch]

HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!kali, u the wooo-man!!!

 

[Saizen]

I think I'm going to go with a BIG FUCKIN' HELL YEAH!!!!!

 

[wayne and zeus]

Hell Yeah

 

[Puddles]

Excellent post, Kali!

 

[HUGHJORGEN]

Great post but it seems to be taken from this>>>>


I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be It Democratic or Republicani

Pm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn~t make you a killer, It makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn’t give you any morn enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bitt to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus, of college, you haven’t begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don’t hate the rich. I don’t pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don’t waste my time arguing about It.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I’m freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I’ve never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn’t wander forty years tn the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven’t burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you’re running from them.

also think they have the right to putt your ass over if you’re breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don’t want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing tn the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making “donations” to their cause. These people should be targets.

I believe that it doesn’t take a vitlage to raise a child, It takes two parents. I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it’s sex, and this applies even if you
are President of the United States.

And what the hell Is going on with gas prices.., again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I’m a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!

 

[Frackal]

Id give a hell yea but I've already read this shit about 50 times ...plus the guy that wrote the first version is annoying