Some girl told me she would have sex with me

[VicTusDeuS]

I never said I would touch her...There are plenty of girls my age that I would love to do. Guess I gotta hit the juice first.

 

[MaGilicuti]

do you use cingular with that phone? if so how's the service

 

[Puc]

if you don't fuck her, i will. 16 is the age of consent in at least half the us states. age is a number, experience and maturity are correlated with that number but not without exception....

 

[DetectiveJonKimball]

ive said it before and i believe it is time that i say it again, if theres grass on the field, play ball...
you gotta admit, 16 year olds these days look 25, big breats, tight bodies, make-up... must be genetically altered meat... the fina in the cows or something

If there's no grass on the field, go around back and play in the mud!

 

[VicTusDeuS]

The service is alright. My friend had cingular over a year ago and it sucked....now he has nextel (they suck even more but he don't think so) Since then they added a300 towers across the country and they plan to give give nationwide coverage within a year. I havnt noticed any dwad spots but the phone itself gets excellant reception so it may just be picking up where others arent.

 

[biggerdave]

If there's no grass on the field, go around back and play in the mud!

lmao!

 

[KAYNE]

if you don't fuck her, i will. 16 is the age of consent in at least half the us states. age is a number, experience and maturity are correlated with that number but not without exception....

WE KNOW YOU WILL, PERVERT. ARENT YOU SOMEWHERE AROUND 25 YEARS OLD MAN??? WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCK A 16 YEAR OLD??? YOU ARE FUCKING SICK R. KELLY.

KAYNE

 

[casavant]

If I gave her my cell phone...It's the Motorola V70....Makes 'em wet......

Hmmmm...cell phone, or pussy?


I'd go with the cell phone.

 

[cableo]

WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU FUCK A 16 YEAR OLD??? YOU ARE FUCKING SICK. KAYNE

can she just give head? old hags and mothers are sick too, their
bodies are all stretched out and loose and their weewees are like the chunnel

 

[Dooley]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This shit kills me.

(Sorry bout the delayed reaction)