Long story short - when I go out, my only goal is to make fun of as many people as posssible, particualry girls, and even better if its right in front of their face. dancing is a big part of that cause most stupid cracker girls cant dance. I am with about 6 peeps from work, all drunk as hell, and there is a group of white typical CT girls next to us dancing all loud and shit. so., I decide to mock them. I start dancing next to them blatantly making fun of them. I take out my wallet while dancing and start tossing my credit cards, 1 by 1, at ther feet. fucking hilarious. one of the coked up crackers somehow turns this into a dance off and challenges me in front of everyone. b4 we know it, the entire bar is in a circle staring at us. I step up an start doing some fucking funny ass dance, which includes me tossing my car key at the broad ( not sure why, but it wa funny). she then does some horrrible jig, I then do the robot and the sprinkler. She does some horrible jig. I then do the lawnmower right into the robot with the limp swinging arm. she then does some horrible jig. to put an end to it, I toss my entire wallet in the air, then drop on my stomach and do the worm until I hit the point where my wallet landed. game fucking over.
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