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Some 'A material' bombed for me today

tuc biscuit

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So I'm at work just chatting in a group and a guy says " My auntie works in a haberdashers." so I replied " If I go there can I get felt?"

To which there was a reply of "Like the material? I'm not sure." and resounding silence all round, fucking plebs.
 
a clothing maker.
 
that's when you go... felt... felt... point at your clothes so they realize that you are making a play on words... oh and you have to realize if just one person gets it... it's owrth saying.
 
LOLOL What the christ is a pleb? I'm quite certain it's not complimentary..

Tuc, don't be mad. You still have hot hair.
 
Seashell said:
LOLOL What the christ is a pleb? I'm quite certain it's not complimentary..

Tuc, don't be mad. You still have hot hair.
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yeah, hott to the touch cause he sweets a lot
 
I say old boy, that was bloody funny. cheerio!
 
From Zero said:


You can tell it to me. With the word "me" after it. Now, pick an orifice.
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??! Damn! *lol* There's really nothing I can say that you can't twist into something sexual is there?
 
Seashell said:


??! Damn! *lol* There's really nothing I can say that you can't twist into something sexual is there?
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forgive her everyone, she has yet to realize how a man's brain works.

Here is a quick lesson on how we hear things.

Woman: Good morning
Man: Yes I will have sex with you

Woman: You look good in that shirt
Man: Yes I will have sex with you.

Woman: All set for the big meeting
Man: Yes I will do you on the desk.

We are really a simple breed
 
This guy at my office was talking, "Yeah, my aunt works as a prostitute."

And I say, "If I go down there can I still my dick up her ass?"

He was like, "For Free?"

And then there was dead silence
 
Jesus, if thats "A-material" in Limey-land then I say no wonder is Ali G is considered hilarious over there.
 
I like it. I'm gonna use it sometime.

Except I'm gonna say "fabric store" or something instead of haberwhatsit.
 
LMFAO you need to move onto a new job.

tuc biscuit said:
So I'm at work just chatting in a group and a guy says " My auntie works in a haberdashers." so I replied " If I go there can I get felt?"

To which there was a reply of "Like the material? I'm not sure." and resounding silence all round, fucking plebs.
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so many other jokes have not registered with these fools, they just think I say very strange things from time to time lol.
 
Is that supposed to be quentin tarantino funny or funny funny? Call us plebians because we don't understand your damnable esoteric cultural references and your double meanings. Why not make a joke about smoking a fag while your at it?

I bid you goodday sir.
 
Okay, I admit just now got the joke myself and man, was that not funny.
 
bwhahahahaha, that is very funny.

Don't worry about my country men not getting it, most Americans speak less than one language....
 
ColonCowboy said:
Jesus, if thats "A-material" in Limey-land then I say no wonder is Ali G is considered hilarious over there.
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Are you from canada... what part?
 
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