SoKlueles, SoKlueles ..........

[SoKlueles]

lol what did u go to jail for? my ex husband used to be a cop in sweetwater...how long ago was it?

 

[MarcusB.]

last year, i ran into some people who obviosly was not fans of drunk'n rednecks from mississippi. so it landed me an aggravated assult charge

 

[Gambino]

marc, let's here the details of this story for the hell of it...

 

[MarcusB.]

me and a couple of my bro's were coming home from illionois where we had been to get my cousin who had graduated from navy basic training so we decided to stop and pick up a little to drink for the rest of the ride home. most all of us were half tight and had to piss so we stopped at a truck stop in sweetwater, we were all being loud and rude when some smartass in a group of homo's decided he pop off his smart fucking mouth about stupid rednecks from mississippi so words were passed back and forth until i had enough then i beat his ass i was suprised that none of his butt buddies didn't jump in but to shorten the story the cops came and took me to jail. how about you gambino any intresting stories for me?

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

what the hell!!! my sex thread for soklueless has been hijacked. lol. dude that sucks about being arrested. i got jacked down in panama city a few years ago for causing a disturbance in MY ROOM. so security comes down and i did not take to kindly to the little fellas being in my room bossing me around so i proceeded to whip all three of them. well, seems that this was er..............breaking the law in florida. the police were called and i was promptly whisked on down to the big house. they kept me overnight and filed no charges so that they would not ruin a young man's record. got kicked out of the hotel and banned from holiday inn for a year and had to pay for their hospital bills. $2000 bucks worth. give it up for being young and dumb people. anyway, i will tell you guys how good sok. is because we are going to hook up after we exchange pictures and i will tell you for sure if she is packing the wrong goods. hahahahah..lol.

 

[SoKlueles]

Nice stories guys...heres mine

I was in...Michigan, and i was at a bar and 12 bouncers started mouthing off to me so i kicked thier asses...no big sweat...and they were so humiliated that they called the cops and had them to come arrest me for kicking those big guys' asses and their egos....the end
oh mr heavy so u kiss and tell? not cool, not cool at all

 

[Mr.HeavyDuty]

never!!!!!no kiss and tell, just trying to provide my sweetness with some momentary breathing room on here from the heat you are catching. did i tell you about the time i whooped 25 guys at once in a bar in nashville just for looking at me when i walked in. ah nevermind, i forgot i signed a gag order to save fools from embarssment.lol...........anyway, you let me know when you are ready to swap those pics and i will pm you my bands website and you can see the pics of the man that is going to steal your.........................uh.........something. hmmmmmmmmm.....

 

[Gambino]

Let's see marcus...about a year ago I was moving a large quanity of weed from michigan to chicago. When I got to chi-town, I got a little lost and accidentally ran a stop sign. Low and behold, a bike cop was right next to me. He attempted to pull me over and I almost pulled over...but the amount of weight I was holding would have put me a way for a significant time, so I said fuck it and bolted. The cop was fast as shit and I could see him radioing for backup...luckily I got away and parked in a parking garage. That was the last felonuios act I will ever participate in...

 

[MarcusB.]

well gambino you got to do what you got to do. i'm not a big fan of the authorities myself.

 

[MarcusB.]

Soklueles you might as well give the man heavyduty a shot, you only live once!