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So what's the problem?

Klingenberg and I think and about 8 men took out Belgrade and 10,000 its defenders
with grit and balls
taking the capital of Yugoslavia as a recon platoon and ferrying the river
and just went in and did it
 
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Belgrade did suffer through several days of artillery attacks and three days of aerial bombardment, which served to soften up the Yugoslav capital. But the city was taken on April 12, 1941 — much earlier than the high command had anticipated — by a handful of troops low on ammunition and high on morale, led by a man who was not afraid to seize an opportunity when he saw it.


The highly unorthodox assault was a product of the military judgment, audacious courage and sheer luck of Waffen SS Captain Fritz Klingenberg. A 26-year-old graduate of the Bad Tölz officers academy, Klingenberg had gained a reputation as a headstrong, somewhat abrasive character. During the French campaign the previous year, his former company commander had said of him, 'Klingenberg is intelligent yet headstrong, loyal yet not above correcting his superiors, brilliant under pressure, yet arrogant to the point of insubordination.' Evaluations like that labeled Klingenberg more as a maverick than a competent military officer.


Klingenberg was not a hearty drinker or talker and never boasted of his accomplishments. When later asked by students at Bad Tölz how he had captured the capital of a country, he simply said, 'I was not too preoccupied at the time, and found something to do.'
 
On one occasion, Klingenberg's unit was to be inspected by the division for vehicle serviceability, and to pass, he had to produce an additional dozen serviceable motorcycles. He found himself about six short, so he sent his men out on a foraging mission; by hook or by crook, they managed to collect the required equipment. The only problem was that they ended up with six machines too many, freshly painted to hide their previous ownership. Klingenberg's commanding officer turned a blind eye to the discrepancy. He did, however, inform Klingenberg that he was not willing to hang for the activities of his subordinate, and asked the captain to please be more careful.
 
PICK3 said:
was it from the rear?
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no the eight of them crossed the river into Belgrade on a rubber boat
walked int to the town square and requested the surrender of the city
to his fortune a sortie of german bombers happened to be flying overhead in support of another mission
Klingenberg pointed to them an informed the mayor his city was next
they were surrendering their weapons in the town square
10,000 to 10
and we are awarding congressional medals for guys in body armor falling on grenades
ledhead
 
firtz didn't survive the war
but I'm sure fathered some children
he even looks stylish
 
superdave said:
lol @ grammar wars
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It had to be said, because after all, a comma splice lets you just run on and on with sentences, and then no one ever gets a chance to stop and take a breath, which leaves you with impression that the note will just keep going, and eventually you get tired of reading one really long sentence, and then you have to ask yourself: "Wouldn't a comma be really nice here", and that way you could take a moment and collect your thoughts, instead you just keep feeling forced to read the next splice, while you could be resting between big ideas.
 
I should hit the treadmill so i can have the endurance for comma splice reading
 
superdave said:
I should hit the treadmill so i can have the endurance for comma splice reading
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Lestat would argue you could just smoke a fatty and heighten your cognitive skills, but only if using some of Redsam's 400% efficient all-natural pot smoke.

Just sayin'
 
mrplunkey said:
Lestat would argue you could just smoke a fatty and heighten your cognitive skills, but only if using some of Redsam's 400% efficient all-natural pot smoke.

Just sayin'
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That reminds me i gotta call my dealer to re-up on fog, since i foggot about it and all
 
mrplunkey said:
It had to be said, because after all, a comma splice lets you just run on and on with sentences, and then no one ever gets a chance to stop and take a breath, which leaves you with impression that the note will just keep going, and eventually you get tired of reading one really long sentence, and then you have to ask yourself: "Wouldn't a comma be really nice here", and that way you could take a moment and collect your thoughts, instead you just keep feeling forced to read the next splice, while you could be resting between big ideas.
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stilleto gave me hell
for splicing my points into indivudual pieces of sentence structure
new age babe
 
Mr. dB;10846473[B said:
]First of all[/B], you seem to be devoid of a sense of irony, or humor.

Secondly, one may take certain liberties with informal conversational English. But contractions are neither ungrammatical nor improper, even in formal language.

Thirdly, I was not referring to that specific sentence. In general, your writing is strangely worded and a bit obtuse, you're in no position to deride someone else's supposed "simian language".

Finally, it should read "...there are three mistakes in your sentence. This is how your sentence should look."
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First of all: is not correct grammar. "For starters" is correct.

You seem: is horrible. "It appears" is correct.

Secondly: is wrong. "Second" is correct.

Thirdly: is never used.

Finally: is not correct. "In conclusion" is correct, but I guess it is accepted.

How are you using quotes in that last sentence? What part of the sentence are you trying to emphasize?Lol.

Improper use of a comma after irony.

You used an ellipsis before a word. Never, ellipsis' are used after a word.

The period after language goes inside the quotes.

Strangely worded: wtf is that? Proper English, " your syntax is odd" is correct.

No conjuctions. Conjuction are considered informal. You used a conjuction to start a sentence, "but" lol.

Period after obtuse then start a new sentence. Run-on.

Contractions are totally informal. Who told contraction were not informal?

In general: what does that mean? lol.. I guess you know the entire English vocabulary. I am impressed considering there is at least one million words in the English language, but you covered them all.

No need for the comma after improper. "Even" is a nice transition word.

It appears, you do not know what context I was using "simian language." Lol..

it should read: No, horrible syntax. Proper English, "The sentence should read."

"One may take certain liberties with informal conversational English." Who do you think you are Sir Lancelot? That is too funny. Proper English, " It appears, the English language contains certain clauses that allows informal phraseology."

There are actually more errors, I quit. Your syntax is awful, too many simple grammar errors. Not knowing when not to use commas. Not knowing when to start a new sentence. You started a sentence with a conjuction when conjuctions are not allowed at all in formal writing. Not knowing how to condense words properly. Not using ellipsis' correctly, not using quotes correctly. Simple punctuation errors like not placing a period inside quotes.

Dude, you only wrote a small paragraph and I found tons of mistakes. I could not imagine if I had to grade a three to five page essay from you.

At best you are on a 9th grade English level.
 
That post was a joke, right?

Ledhead makes me giggle. He has to be trolling. Nobody would actually call out grammatical mistakes while using terrible grammar. Lolz
 
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ledhead said:
Way better than yours (fragment). You typed ten words (A comma is needed here between two independent clauses) and there are three mistakes in your sentence. This is how your sentence should have been written. (delete period, insert colon)

I have news for you, your grammar is not any better.

My sentence you tried to burn me on is perfect grammar (You can not describe your sentence using the noun 'grammar', so I'm sure you meant to use 'perfect grammar' as an adjective. In that case, you either have to say 'perfectly grammatical' or 'grammatically perfect'). Tell me what is wrong with it.
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Hope that helps.
 
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ledhead said:
First of all: is not correct grammar. "For starters" is correct.

You seem: is horrible. "It appears" is correct.

Secondly: is wrong. "Second" is correct.

Thirdly: is never used.

Finally: is not correct. "In conclusion" is correct, but I guess it is accepted.

How are you using quotes in that last sentence? What part of the sentence are you trying to emphasize?Lol.

Improper use of a comma after irony.

You used an ellipsis before a word. Never, ellipsis' are used after a word.

The period after language goes inside the quotes.

Strangely worded: wtf is that? Proper English, " your syntax is odd" is correct.

No conjuctions. Conjuction are considered informal. You used a conjuction to start a sentence, "but" lol.

Period after obtuse then start a new sentence. Run-on.

Contractions are totally informal. Who told contraction were not informal?

In general: what does that mean? lol.. I guess you know the entire English vocabulary. I am impressed considering there is at least one million words in the English language, but you covered them all.

No need for the comma after improper. "Even" is a nice transition word.

It appears, you do not know what context I was using "simian language." Lol..

it should read: No, horrible syntax. Proper English, "The sentence should read."

"One may take certain liberties with informal conversational English." Who do you think you are Sir Lancelot? That is too funny. Proper English, " It appears, the English language contains certain clauses that allows informal phraseology."

There are actually more errors, I quit. Your syntax is awful, too many simple grammar errors. Not knowing when not to use commas. Not knowing when to start a new sentence. You started a sentence with a conjuction when conjuctions are not allowed at all in formal writing. Not knowing how to condense words properly. Not using ellipsis' correctly, not using quotes correctly. Simple punctuation errors like not placing a period inside quotes.

Dude, you only wrote a small paragraph and I found tons of mistakes. I could not imagine if I had to grade a three to five page essay from you.

At best you are on a 9th grade English level.
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Your corrections are hilarious.

There are actually more errors, I quit. Your syntax is awful, too many simple grammar errors. Not knowing when not to use commas. Not knowing when to start a new sentence. You started a sentence with a conjuction when conjuctions are not allowed at all in formal writing. Not knowing how to condense words properly. Not using ellipsis' correctly, not using quotes correctly. Simple punctuation errors like not placing a period inside quotes.
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Physician heal thyself. You fail as an editor.

The best part is that I think you're actually trying.
 
AFeedz said:
I gotta call bullshit on this post. If you think Jews never whine or complain about what's happened to them as a group, you obviously haven't spoken to a significant number of Jews. That's not to say in certain cases their complaining isn't done rightfully so, but come oooon, it's really not that hard to come across a Jew who thinks the world is out to get him or owes him something still for an event that affected his grandparents 60 years ago.

Anyways, Jesus was a Jew who lived in the Middle East. He may not have been black, but lol @ anyone who thinks he was a thin, pasty, European-looking man. Jesus almost certainly looked like someone who would fly a plane into a building.
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All you did was assert your opinion like you are omniscient. I wish you would have backed your claims with some concrete evidence. You made it sound like you actually met Jesus, using words like "certainly" insinuating you were an eye-witness (empiricism), which is absurd. Your statement about Jews was an erroneous, haughty, comprehensive assertion. Again, you make it sound like you sat down with every Jew in the world and conducted an oral interview with them, which is a pretentious, ignorant innuendo. I was making a comparison with races. I was talking on a collective level not an individual level like you, which your thinking is outlandish. I will stick to my original assertions.

Convincingly, your entire post is a total fallacy loaded with conjecture. Significantly, your post does not hold any weight because you failed to provide primary sources to back your claims. You did not even cite your claims or state them as "probabilities." Consequently, anyone with a minimal historiography backround would categorically repudiate your entire post. Adamantly, you lack acute thinking and operate from your emotions. Attempting, to deceive people into believing you are a philanthropist. However, I see right through the facade.

Listen, I am the only one in this thread who Jesus loves because I did his dirty work. Considering, you are misinformed on a lot of issues I will educate you about the Constitution. The First Amendment was/is paid for with a heavy price. It appears, you have not contributed one iota to the cause. Nevertheless, you certainly shoot your mouth off like you are on George Washington's level. Until, you take up arms and defend this country your opinion means nothing! I earned my freedom of speech!





Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan
 
O'Bama is run by his special groups like any other politician that gets media attention.
O'Bama is part of the problem unlessge changes his ways.
Thatwill be tough
 
lartinos said:
O'Bama is run by his special groups like any other politician that gets media attention.
O'Bama is part of the problem unlessge changes his ways.
Thatwill be tough
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I had no idea the President was Irish?
 
ledhead said:
All you did was assert your opinion like you are omniscient. I wish you would have backed your claims with some concrete evidence. You made it sound like you actually met Jesus, using words like "certainly" insinuating you were an eye-witness (empiricism), which is absurd. Your statement about Jews was an erroneous, haughty, comprehensive assertion. Again, you make it sound like you sat down with every Jew in the world and conducted an oral interview with them, which is a pretentious, ignorant innuendo. I was making a comparison with races. I was talking on a collective level not an individual level like you, which your thinking is outlandish. I will stick to my original assertions.

Convincingly, your entire post is a total fallacy loaded with conjecture. Significantly, your post does not hold any weight because you failed to provide primary sources to back your claims. You did not even cite your claims or state them as "probabilities." Consequently, anyone with a minimal historiography backround would categorically repudiate your entire post. Adamantly, you lack acute thinking and operate from your emotions. Attempting, to deceive people into believing you are a philanthropist. However, I see right through the facade.

Listen, I am the only one in this thread who Jesus loves because I did his dirty work. Considering, you are misinformed on a lot of issues I will educate you about the Constitution. The First Amendment was/is paid for with a heavy price. It appears, you have not contributed one iota to the cause. Nevertheless, you certainly shoot your mouth off like you are on George Washington's level. Until, you take up arms and defend this country your opinion means nothing! I earned my freedom of speech!





Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan
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Sorry for not citing facts like that people of Middle Eastern descent, almost always look like they are of Middle Eastern descent. Lol @ wanting a source for such a thing. Jesus, being of Middle Eastern descent, almost certainly (like I said before) looked as such. I don't get what your point is? And btw, you didn't cite one word of what you said in the post I was responding to, but carry on telling me how I need to cite things as long as your hypocritical little heart desires. :)

Also, Jesus told me he was going to damn you to the fires of Hell for your terrible grammar. That is all.
 
ledhead said:
Until, you take up arms and defend this country your opinion means nothing! I earned my freedom of speech!
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Nine percent of Americans have served in the military. So I guess the other ninety-one percent of us have no First Amendment and should just shut up?
 
Not that it matters because my opinion means nothing. Then again, I guess that means an ex-marine's opinion means nothing as well seeing as the Constitution conveniently leaves out any clause about the opinions of military members having any more weight than those of civilians.
 
AFeedz said:
Sorry for not citing facts like that people of Middle Eastern descent, almost always look like they are of Middle Eastern descent. Lol @ wanting a source for such a thing. Jesus, being of Middle Eastern descent, almost certainly (like I said before) looked as such. I don't get what your point is? And btw, you didn't cite one word of what you said in the post I was responding to, but carry on telling me how I need to cite things as long as your hypocritical little heart desires. :)

Also, Jesus told me he was going to damn you to the fires of Hell for your terrible grammar. That is all.
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Lol@ you for not being able to back up your claims. The point is that you make presumptuous claims. You talk about matters you have no knowledge about. I am certain you are delusional and pretentious. State your claims as "probabilities" without that prissy, disgusting tone in your voice. If you would have read my posts correctly instead of just trying to draw attention to yourself, you would have noticed I used the word "probability."

Jesus does not talk to infidels, which means you suffer from Paranoid Schizophrenia. My grammar is absolutely perfect, yours on the other hand needs a lot of work. Do you want me to bust-out the red ink pen on you?? I have no problem demoralizing you!

I will reinterate would I said. The First Amendment was/is paid with a heavy price, you have not played your part. Therefore, your opinion means nothing! I am a asset, you are a liability, sit down!!!
 
ledhead said:
All you did was assert your opinion like you are omniscient. I wish you would have backed your claims with some concrete evidence. You made it sound like you actually met Jesus, using words like "certainly" insinuating you were an eye-witness (empiricism), which is absurd. Your statement about Jews was an erroneous, haughty, comprehensive assertion. Again, you make it sound like you sat down with every Jew in the world and conducted an oral interview with them, which is a pretentious, ignorant innuendo. I was making a comparison with races. I was talking on a collective level not an individual level like you, which your thinking is outlandish. I will stick to my original assertions.

Convincingly, your entire post is a total fallacy loaded with conjecture. Significantly, your post does not hold any weight because you failed to provide primary sources to back your claims. You did not even cite your claims or state them as "probabilities." Consequently, anyone with a minimal historiography backround would categorically repudiate your entire post. Adamantly, you lack acute thinking and operate from your emotions. Attempting, to deceive people into believing you are a philanthropist. However, I see right through the facade.

Listen, I am the only one in this thread who Jesus loves because I did his dirty work. Considering, you are misinformed on a lot of issues I will educate you about the Constitution. The First Amendment was/is paid for with a heavy price. It appears, you have not contributed one iota to the cause. Nevertheless, you certainly shoot your mouth off like you are on George Washington's level. Until, you take up arms and defend this country your opinion means nothing! I earned my freedom of speech!





Freedom is not free, but the U.S. Marine Corps will pay most of your share.
Ned Dolan
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Holy thesaurus, Batman! It's like talking to Mike Tyson after he got his G.E.D.
 
ledhead said:
My grammar is absolutely perfect, yours on the other hand needs a lot of work.

I will reinterate would I said.

I am a asset, you are a liability, sit down!!!
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This has to be a comedy act.
 
ledhead said:
I will reinterate would I said. The First Amendment was/is paid with a heavy price, you have not played your part. Therefore, your opinion means nothing! I am a asset, you are a liability, sit down!!!
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I don't think you've played your part...


prove it
 
No ledhead, military service from people like you and I is precisely what gives everyone else the right to free speech. You swore to protect the Constitution, which means protecting the 1st Amendment for ALL.

"I may not agree with your opinion but I will defend your right to say it"
 
ledhead uses too much ammo
just fires away until the clip is empty
how are you going to do when your ammo is spare
ask erich hartmann with 352 kills
and an american is an ace at 25
he was especially skilled at bursting his ammo just enough
 
During the course of his career, Hartmann was forced to crash-land his damaged fighter 14 times. This was due to damage received from parts of enemy aircraft he had just shot down or mechanical failure. Hartmann was never shot down or forced to land due to fire from enemy aircraft
 
He scored his 352nd and last aerial victory on 8 May 1945. He and the remainder of JG 52 surrendered to United States Army forces and were turned over to the Red Army. In an attempt to pressure him into service with the Soviet-friendly East German Volksarmee, he was convicted of false/unjustifiable war crimes, a conviction posthumously voided by a Russian court as a malicious prosecution. Hartmann was sentenced to 25 years of hard labour and spent 10 years in various Soviet prison camps and gulags until he was released in 1955.
 
the US army fuvked over ther german army
eisenhower, that man that was fuvking around on his wife while in the UK
intentionally starved a million plus german soldiers after the war was over
and now look which country leads europe
rot in hell eisenhower you prick
 
Mr. dB said:
obamadonuts.jpg
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So he's George Bush on steroids...warmongering, entitlements, spending and trampling rights? That's a good thing???

Lest the libs forget...George Bush did more to support the big government entitlement agenda than any president since Johnson, prescription drug bill, but I will give you the fact Obama is George Bush on steroids..after all..he didn't even consult congress before he started a war...His disregard for the constitution will be legend.
 
superdave said:
No ledhead, military service from people like you and I is precisely what gives everyone else the right to free speech. You swore to protect the Constitution, which means protecting the 1st Amendment for ALL.

"I may not agree with your opinion but I will defend your right to say it"
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we aren't a free country
what a big rube
we're getting our freedoms removed each year
let me tell you about Ukraine
and I'm not talkin' no sicko freedoms
seat belt laws in the ukraine
fuvk
 
Lestat said:
Obama has done a lot. Passed a health care bill as well, a feat tried by many before him unsuccessfully.
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It was inevitable, the more entitlements given to the middle class the easier it is to pass further entitlements; The problem is that middle class entitlements burden the system to the point of collapse and that is our future....We are the nation that with social security accepted the premise that if we pay a dollar over our lifetime a payout of seventy five cents is a good deal.

I wish we had a system of personal retirement accounts as opposed to a ponzi scheme where all the money I've paid has already been spent and I have to rely on self-entitled douchebags that want everything handed to them to pay for my retirement....Wall Street protesters...
 
javaguru said:
So he's George Bush on steroids...warmongering, entitlements, spending and trampling rights? That's a good thing???

Lest the libs forget...George Bush did more to support the big government entitlement agenda than any president since Johnson, prescription drug bill, but I will give you the fact Obama is George Bush on steroids..after all..he didn't even consult congress before he started a war...His disregard for the constitution will be legend.
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adjusted for inflation albiet quite low these days
 
AFeedz said:
Not that it matters because my opinion means nothing. Then again, I guess that means an ex-marine's opinion means nothing as well seeing as the Constitution conveniently leaves out any clause about the opinions of military members having any more weight than those of civilians.
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There is no such animal as an ex-marine...they are in the same mental state at 65 as they were at 19...they aren't academics or simply patriots but tools for the political/big business party in charge at the time. They actually revel in their history of oppressing third world countries.

 
the nation where people eat themselves into disfigurement and then bellyache about second hand smoke
in Ukraine there are like two fat people and you can smoke right thre at hotel check in
 
now Germany has to protect the east from the west
and those muslim critters
 
I'll bet you 2-1 that the first nuke Iran fires off doesn't get off the ground right
 
javaguru said:
There is no such animal as an ex-marine...they are in the same mental state at 65 as they were at 19...they aren't academics or simply patriots but tools for the political/big business party in charge at the time. They actually revel in their history of oppressing third world countries.

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oh hell I know my marine CO typically would get drunk and find the biggest badass in the place
and I had to do damage control and/or be diplomatic
 
Mr. dB said:
That film was made in 1986. Brock Lesnar was born in 1977. Are we supposed to believe he looked like that at age eleven?
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I didn't title it
just recalled the scene
"swede check you later"
heh
 
I read every issue of muscle and fitness from march 1982 to about 1984
learned all I needed to know
 
This is Radio Clash
Stealing all transmissions
Beaming from the mountaintop
Using aural ammunition
 
With extreme prejudice
On a terminator mission
This is Radio Clash
Consider your position

Step it up, get down low

Breaking news flash
Assassination
The whole country has been shot

Evil will abate
In Revelation
In the Ministry of Whitewash
 
This is Radio Clash
And we count your thoughts
When lightning splits the sky in half
Sharper than a sword

And in the thundercloud
You see another cloud
Bones as big as sticks
Even angels were in hell on the morning of the sixth
 
They've got a master plan
Human wars over there
And we'll come and knock 'em down

And he reaches the other side first
Gets a job in the dirty old town
And he reaches the other side first
Gets a job in the dirty old town

This is not free
This is not free Europe
No, no, no, no, no
Nor an armed force network
 
Spartacus said:
This is Radio Clash
And we count your thoughts
When lightning splits the sky in half
Sharper than a sword

And in the thundercloud
You see another cloud
Bones as big as sticks
Even angels were in hell on the morning of the sixth
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This was my fav Clash song...

 
If you can play on the fiddle
How's about a British jig and reel?
Speaking King's English in quotation
As railhead towns feel the steel mills rust water froze
In the generation
Clear as winter ice
This is your paradise
 
javaguru said:
One of my fav country songs...

Brother Spartacus...where are you coming from?

This is a good country song...

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"Oh, it's fifty questions time is it? Well, I shall answer your questions one for one as you answer mine. Goose and gander. Fair enough?"

The rooster crows again. Tarzan smirks.

"I'll start with an easy riddle for you. Why does an African rooster crow at night?"

"Because day's work is never done. We can't stay up too late nor rise too early."

"That's plausible, but the real answer is simple: because he wants to. You fellows are always looking for some big picture answer. Sometimes the answer is very simple. You know what people do? They do exactly what they want to do."

I respond quickly, "And likewise, people don't do whatever it is they don't want to do, unless, of course they are forced."

Our eyes engage each other. Neither of us blink. Finally, Tarzan raises his brandy sniffer.

"Cheers."

He throws back the entire shot.

"Shall we walk some, old chap?"

"Tarzan, I don't want to walk with you."

"Why, afraid you might learn something?"

"The only thing I want to learn from you is how to kill you."
 
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