So what's the problem?

[Spartacus]

It had to be said, because after all, a comma splice lets you just run on and on with sentences, and then no one ever gets a chance to stop and take a breath, which leaves you with impression that the note will just keep going, and eventually you get tired of reading one really long sentence, and then you have to ask yourself: "Wouldn't a comma be really nice here", and that way you could take a moment and collect your thoughts, instead you just keep feeling forced to read the next splice, while you could be resting between big ideas.

stilleto gave me hell
for splicing my points into indivudual pieces of sentence structure
new age babe

 

[Spartacus]

 

[ledhead]

]First of all[/B], you seem to be devoid of a sense of irony, or humor.

Secondly, one may take certain liberties with informal conversational English. But contractions are neither ungrammatical nor improper, even in formal language.

Thirdly, I was not referring to that specific sentence. In general, your writing is strangely worded and a bit obtuse, you're in no position to deride someone else's supposed "simian language".

Finally, it should read "...there are three mistakes in your sentence. This is how your sentence should look."

First of all: is not correct grammar. "For starters" is correct.

You seem: is horrible. "It appears" is correct.

Secondly: is wrong. "Second" is correct.

Thirdly: is never used.

Finally: is not correct. "In conclusion" is correct, but I guess it is accepted.

How are you using quotes in that last sentence? What part of the sentence are you trying to emphasize?Lol.

Improper use of a comma after irony.

You used an ellipsis before a word. Never, ellipsis' are used after a word.

The period after language goes inside the quotes.

Strangely worded: wtf is that? Proper English, " your syntax is odd" is correct.

No conjuctions. Conjuction are considered informal. You used a conjuction to start a sentence, "but" lol.

Period after obtuse then start a new sentence. Run-on.

Contractions are totally informal. Who told contraction were not informal?

In general: what does that mean? lol.. I guess you know the entire English vocabulary. I am impressed considering there is at least one million words in the English language, but you covered them all.

No need for the comma after improper. "Even" is a nice transition word.

It appears, you do not know what context I was using "simian language." Lol..

it should read: No, horrible syntax. Proper English, "The sentence should read."

"One may take certain liberties with informal conversational English." Who do you think you are Sir Lancelot? That is too funny. Proper English, " It appears, the English language contains certain clauses that allows informal phraseology."

There are actually more errors, I quit. Your syntax is awful, too many simple grammar errors. Not knowing when not to use commas. Not knowing when to start a new sentence. You started a sentence with a conjuction when conjuctions are not allowed at all in formal writing. Not knowing how to condense words properly. Not using ellipsis' correctly, not using quotes correctly. Simple punctuation errors like not placing a period inside quotes.

Dude, you only wrote a small paragraph and I found tons of mistakes. I could not imagine if I had to grade a three to five page essay from you.

At best you are on a 9th grade English level.

 

[AFeedz]

That post was a joke, right?

Ledhead makes me giggle. He has to be trolling. Nobody would actually call out grammatical mistakes while using terrible grammar. Lolz

 

[AFeedz]

Way better than yours (fragment). You typed ten words (A comma is needed here between two independent clauses) and there are three mistakes in your sentence. This is how your sentence should have been written. (delete period, insert colon)

I have news for you, your grammar is not any better.

My sentence you tried to burn me on is perfect grammar (You can not describe your sentence using the noun 'grammar', so I'm sure you meant to use 'perfect grammar' as an adjective. In that case, you either have to say 'perfectly grammatical' or 'grammatically perfect'). Tell me what is wrong with it.

Hope that helps.

 

[mrplunkey]

That reminds me i gotta call my dealer to re-up on fog, since i foggot about it and all

Teh fog will do that to you.

 

[Mr. dB]

First of all: is not correct grammar. "For starters" is correct.

You seem: is horrible. "It appears" is correct.

Secondly: is wrong. "Second" is correct.

Thirdly: is never used.

Finally: is not correct. "In conclusion" is correct, but I guess it is accepted.

How are you using quotes in that last sentence? What part of the sentence are you trying to emphasize?Lol.

Improper use of a comma after irony.

You used an ellipsis before a word. Never, ellipsis' are used after a word.

The period after language goes inside the quotes.

Strangely worded: wtf is that? Proper English, " your syntax is odd" is correct.

No conjuctions. Conjuction are considered informal. You used a conjuction to start a sentence, "but" lol.

Period after obtuse then start a new sentence. Run-on.

Contractions are totally informal. Who told contraction were not informal?

In general: what does that mean? lol.. I guess you know the entire English vocabulary. I am impressed considering there is at least one million words in the English language, but you covered them all.

No need for the comma after improper. "Even" is a nice transition word.

It appears, you do not know what context I was using "simian language." Lol..

it should read: No, horrible syntax. Proper English, "The sentence should read."

"One may take certain liberties with informal conversational English." Who do you think you are Sir Lancelot? That is too funny. Proper English, " It appears, the English language contains certain clauses that allows informal phraseology."

There are actually more errors, I quit. Your syntax is awful, too many simple grammar errors. Not knowing when not to use commas. Not knowing when to start a new sentence. You started a sentence with a conjuction when conjuctions are not allowed at all in formal writing. Not knowing how to condense words properly. Not using ellipsis' correctly, not using quotes correctly. Simple punctuation errors like not placing a period inside quotes.

Dude, you only wrote a small paragraph and I found tons of mistakes. I could not imagine if I had to grade a three to five page essay from you.

At best you are on a 9th grade English level.

Your corrections are hilarious.

There are actually more errors, I quit. Your syntax is awful, too many simple grammar errors. Not knowing when not to use commas. Not knowing when to start a new sentence. You started a sentence with a conjuction when conjuctions are not allowed at all in formal writing. Not knowing how to condense words properly. Not using ellipsis' correctly, not using quotes correctly. Simple punctuation errors like not placing a period inside quotes.

Physician heal thyself. You fail as an editor.

The best part is that I think you're actually trying.

 

[miplank]

Dear ledhead,

Stop being a faggot.


Yours in sport,

George Spellwin

 

[75th]

Dear ledhead,

Stop being a faggot.


Yours in sport,

George Spellwin

Endorsed.

 

[Spartacus]

Ima tell Jesus you said he was black, brownbrown, I'ma tell it on you.

you fvcked up
your girl is gonna think about me while fucking you
here after