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So I'm going to fail my organic chemistry exam tomorrow

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ponyfitness

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It's hopeless. I'm done. This crap is like another language. And my exam is worth 50% of my grade. Goodbye 3.5 GPA. Hello summer school.

Feel free to discuss organic chemistry with me. Fucking acetone this and carboxylic acid that. Like Eric Cartman says fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
 
Whenever I'm jammed up with an important deadline I find it invaluable to dick around on C&C for countless hours before making an attempt at the task at hand.
 
you a pre med major?

did you get a tutor?

how about a copy of last year's test?
 
ponyfitness said:
It's hopeless. I'm done. This crap is like another language. And my exam is worth 50% of my grade. Goodbye 3.5 GPA. Hello summer school.

Feel free to discuss organic chemistry with me. Fucking acetone this and carboxylic acid that. Like Eric Cartman says fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
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The world needs ditch diggers too.
 
PICK3 said:
Whenever I'm jammed up with an important deadline I find it invaluable to dick around on C&C for countless hours before making an attempt at the task at hand.
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mda....
 
ive got a literature final tomorrow. so far my other 2 classes didnt have a final but they made us show up anyway. we just sat around and talked basically. waste of time cause i had to get up at 9am and normally my classes dont start till 11am or 12:30. i hate missing sleep for nothing.
 
You're right you're fucked.

Man up and and get so shit hammered tonight that you get sent to detox. Then make them write you a note and study for the retest.
 
don't forget your carbon and your oxygens...

If I remember correctly, the numbers 8 and 4 are somewhat important in organic chemisty... something along the lines of alloted spaces??? to hook up with other atoms?
 
Lestat said:
you a pre med major?

did you get a tutor?

how about a copy of last year's test?
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Yes.

Yes. Just got back from her house and I feel a lot more confident. She has nice boobs.

No but the prof is an alcoholic and lazy so it will probably be the same as most of our quizzes and assignments.

All I need is 76% and I get my B so I don't have to take this shit ever again.

Staff Xmas party tonight after the exam so I may end up in detox after all. Plus I work at a gym so all the hot female trainers will be there drunk. I'm so burnt out (3 exams in five days, all science) I'm going to have to request a blowjob from one of them.
 
ponyfitness said:
Yes.

Yes. Just got back from her house and I feel a lot more confident. She has nice boobs.

No but the prof is an alcoholic and lazy so it will probably be the same as most of our quizzes and assignments.

All I need is 76% and I get my B so I don't have to take this shit ever again.

Staff Xmas party tonight after the exam so I may end up in detox after all. Plus I work at a gym so all the hot female trainers will be there drunk. I'm so burnt out (3 exams in five days, all science) I'm going to have to request a blowjob from one of them.
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let us now how it goes! (the blowjob that is)
 
Well I'm done with my semester. I got my research paper back that we have been working on all semester. I got a 97 and I was told I need to pursue writing because I have an excellent writing style. Maybe i should write a book....lol
 
im glad im not in school anymore, i hope i never have to go to school again.

im willing to be a poor person with only a psych BA. anything is better than gradschool!
 
healother said:
im glad im not in school anymore, i hope i never have to go to school again.

im willing to be a poor person with only a psych BA. anything is better than gradschool!
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Grad school is temporary. Poor is forever.
 
I liked organic chemistry.

FTR, many chem majors go through school certain they are going to fail. I'd say at least 50% of every class I've had (including me) was pretty sure they'd fail the class. However at the end of the day only a certain percentage failed.

If you tell me what school you go to and who the professor is I'll go to pickaprof.com and see what the grade distrubtion is for your org. chem class.
 
Lao Tzu said:
I liked organic chemistry.

FTR, many chem majors go through school certain they are going to fail. I'd say at least 50% of every class I've had (including me) was pretty sure they'd fail the class. However at the end of the day only a certain percentage failed.

If you tell me what school you go to and who the professor is I'll go to pickaprof.com and see what the grade distrubtion is for your org. chem class.
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I'm Canadian so that site doesn't work. But thanks for the thought.

Just finished the exam and now I'm getting my hair on point for tonight's festivities. To give you an idea of how hard it was, I walked into the bathroom after finishing and the guy who left before me was puking in a urinal. Ouch.

Now I just have to make a slutty female PT think they can pick me up and it will be a good night.
 
It was 40% multiple choice and the rest was actual written reactions and equations and theory. That was the crappy part because we hadn't done anything but multiple choice all semester.
 
ponyfitness said:
To give you an idea of how hard it was, I walked into the bathroom after finishing and the guy who left before me was puking in a urinal. Ouch.
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Reminds me of physics. Thank god I'll never set foot in another physics course.
 
before an exam i knew I had no chance in, i started doing shots of whiskey as i studied

I slowly grew more confident, but I definitely fucked up the exam

I am no help here
 
ponyfitness said:
It was 40% multiple choice and the rest was actual written reactions and equations and theory. That was the crappy part because we hadn't done anything but multiple choice all semester.
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OUCH
 
I found organic chemistry very esoteric. It is hard to grasp, I think. Good luck on it.
 
Yeah funny thing is I never opened a chemistry textbook even in high school until May. My tutor told me its freaking incredible I'm even pulling a low B/high C since I have no background.
 
It couldn't have been that hard of an Orgo test if you had that much multiple choice. I'm sure the curve was similar for you class but when I took it if you got a 30/100 then you got a C on the exam.
 
healother said:
pony, how did the partying go last night>?
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I stopped drinking but all my coworkers did and I found out it's pretty easy to make insecure hot girls really want you by challenging them on all their crap. I'll leave it at that. And the girl who hosted has a sweet penthouse condo, really nice place. We had a chocolate fountain.
 
ponyfitness said:
I stopped drinking but all my coworkers did and I found out it's pretty easy to make insecure hot girls really want you by challenging them on all their crap. I'll leave it at that. And the girl who hosted has a sweet penthouse condo, really nice place. We had a chocolate fountain.
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dude, earlier you were talking about hot female trainers and requesting a blow job from them, and you're going to end the story like this? wtf?
 
You want details? Mostly cock at this party but a few hotties showed up plus I was really tired so not a lot of game.

There's this pilates/yoga trainer who I work with, super hot with an ass like a shelf because she does pilates 7 days a week. But with attitude to spare. All the guys drool over her. She showed up and we managed to strike up a good conversation, and I had her doing things like getting me drinks, giving her attitude back, etc. All that cocky funny player crap - on girls like this it totally works. We were in the kitchen rubbing hips and she had her hands on me - of course she was also drinking wine out of the bottle. By the end of the night we were all about to leave and I offered her a ride home - she said sure and we had one of those long lingering "I want to make out with you looks" but then one of the other girls swooped in and cock blocked me.

Plus I have a girlfriend so I wouldn't have done anything anyway - sometimes it's just nice to know that I probably could have.
 
ponyfitness said:
You want details? Mostly cock at this party but a few hotties showed up plus I was really tired so not a lot of game.

There's this pilates/yoga trainer who I work with, super hot with an ass like a shelf because she does pilates 7 days a week. But with attitude to spare. All the guys drool over her. She showed up and we managed to strike up a good conversation, and I had her doing things like getting me drinks, giving her attitude back, etc. All that cocky funny player crap - on girls like this it totally works. We were in the kitchen rubbing hips and she had her hands on me - of course she was also drinking wine out of the bottle. By the end of the night we were all about to leave and I offered her a ride home - she said sure and we had one of those long lingering "I want to make out with you looks" but then one of the other girls swooped in and cock blocked me.

Plus I have a girlfriend so I wouldn't have done anything anyway - sometimes it's just nice to know that I probably could have.
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yes, now those are some details! Ok, well yeah, i didnt know you had a girlfirend, so its a good thing stuff didnt happen.
 
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