So I met this girl, and some stuff has happened

[puddlemonkey]

Stick it in her pooper

 

[nimbus]

dont lose your vcard to a fatty

 

[calveless wonder]

dont lose your vcard to a fatty

who cares bro. kid is 23 years old and never gotten laid.

at this point is it really an issue? lol. baby steps mang


pretty lame that this chick wouldn't blow you. learn the head down manuever

 

[nimbus]

who cares bro. kid is 23 years old and never gotten laid.

at this point is it really an issue? lol. baby steps mang


pretty lame that this chick wouldn't blow you. learn the head down manuever

he should cop all the dome he wants...but i think your first time should actually be kinda special. and not with a fatty

 

[calveless wonder]

but i think your first time should actually be kinda special. and not with a fatty

that's something a woman would say. sex the first time sucks for either party regardless of how she looks. i never see why people get caught up in that. you managed to squeeze it in the hole, have terrible rhythm and got off some for the first time. congratulations!! or if it's a chick you were just in a shitload of pain. even better

it's not like he's 16 and his girlfirend is some little hot 16 year old. then it's ok to suck in bed because she has no experience either

no point in banging a hot chick if you can't do her right.

 

[the_clockwork]

move this to the roids forum

 

[healother]

you've played it good so far broskies,

1. you got in her pants within the first date (shows confidence)
2. you made her cum within the 2nd date
3. now you got her fienden for more
4. your playin it slick by making her chase you, so next time she will be anticipating sex in return
5. kick it with her this weekend bro, even if you don't like her, hit it and get some practice in bed. You must learn how to fuck good before you kick it with chix you REALLY LIKE so you don't look like a tool when it takes you 5 mins. to finally wiggle your pee pee in her kitty. Think of it as target practice, seriously

Thanks.
I'm not sure if I want to have sex with her though, I just don't think of her as important enough to me to have sex with. I'd rather save sex for someone I really like. We have enough fun fooling around, so I'm cool with that.

She ain't 20 dude. Now we can call you statch (for statutory rape). Lose her number and go pick up a girl in a bar to take home and fuck. And for god's sake fuck her.

Now, say I'm wrong about her age. Which you will surely find out because you won't lose her number. Say she's legal. Fuck the shit out of her. Get off your rag about being Christian. If you're that concerned about it go read the bible and stop lusting after girls. You know it's basically bullshit anyway because you'll apparently do everything BUT actual intercours. But, you haven't completely ruled that out either. Fucking hypocrite...very common trait among "christians".

Now, go out and stop being a pussy...and start hitting some pussy!

whatever, so im not a perfect Christian. Why did you expect me to be?

who cares bro. kid is 23 years old and never gotten laid.

at this point is it really an issue? lol. baby steps mang


pretty lame that this chick wouldn't blow you. learn the head down manuever

she would if i told her i wanted to do that. she knows that im the virgin, therefore i make the rules about what we want to do. cuz shes open to doing anything, from what i can tell.

which scares me, because it makes me wonder about how many guys she's fucked.

 

[Virtuoso]

Thanks.
I'm not sure if I want to have sex with her though, I just don't think of her as important enough to me to have sex with. I'd rather save sex for someone I really like. We have enough fun fooling around, so I'm cool with that.



whatever, so im not a perfect Christian. Why did you expect me to be?



she would if i told her i wanted to do that. she knows that im the virgin, therefore i make the rules about what we want to do. cuz shes open to doing anything, from what i can tell.

which scares me, because it makes me wonder about how many guys she's fucked.

what are you putting pussy on a pedestal for? sounds like you take getting laid way too seriously. if you're a virgin fuck someone you don't "like" so you can work out the kinks lol.

 

[feisty11975]

@ some of the responses here. hahahaha

Just hit it Healother!! Get your first time over with.

 

[crazyjoe]

I agree with puddlemonkey STICK IT IN THE POOPER! lol