small penis thread..

[harmonica]

I was pissing next to my Dad when i was 6 or 7 and I snuck a peak. I was like holy shit that thing is huge. Needless to say my mom's dad must have had a small pecker.

 

[Phaded]

youre getting youre ass handed to you and that the best you can come up with.wow youre good.

lol you can't spell but you can conjugate nouns.. lol you suck at life burn in hell..

 

[needtogetaas]

lol you can't spell but you can conjugate nouns.. lol you suck at life burn in hell..

i could allso cojugate my foot with youre gay ass if you would like.
got anny more grammer jokes i like them.

 

[Phaded]

you should be on the top 10 list of worst alters ever ohhh!!!!!!

 

[wootoom]

wheres lestat

 

[markshark]

7.4 inches on the dot. is that bad?

 

[phatrr]

Guy's check out other guy's penises?

Not mine. I'm so small I sit to pee.

 

[Phaded]

Not mine. I'm so small I sit to pee.

i can't even use the lid of the toilet to hold my penis when i'm reading i'm so small..

 

[bluetwistedsteel67]

ok ill chime in on this thread since im only around average which would be like 6 inches. I had one wierd experience though one time. I was at this strip club one time and I went into the bathroom and I was takin a piss and some drunk hick came up to the urinal next to me and just looked and me and said "You got yo' self a small penis boy". I wasn't really pissed off i was just completely disturbed and surprised by the remark.

You should have pissed all over his pant leg and said, "well, I'd rather have a small penis than have everyone in a stripclub think I peed my pants"

 

[phatrr]

I'm so small, my penis's nickname is "mini-chiclet".