She left me

[sexyMFer]

He played her like a fiddle

 

[miplank]

lol he doesn't know he's married

so he says

 

[cindylou]

lolo

 

[digimon7068]

Yeah my yoga instructor bitch left me cause I verbally abused her after I went to the dentist and dropped some codeine. I called her a "fucken idiot dickhead exhibition look at me attention seeker infested bitch" we had to break the lease we had and move out. The real estate agreed because she told them she felt threatened and was going to make a police report. I said sorry to her the next day but she wouldn't accept my apologies. I am now living with my buddy who was released from jail and is an ex heroine/crystal meth addict.

killing herself because she let you defile her with your shriveled, little, yellow, japdick is knot the same thing as "leaving you"...jus' sayin'

 

[PICK3]

Yeah my yoga instructor bitch left me cause I verbally abused her after I went to the dentist and dropped some codeine. I called her a "fucken idiot dickhead exhibition look at me attention seeker infested bitch" we had to break the lease we had and move out. The real estate agreed because she told them she felt threatened and was going to make a police report. I said sorry to her the next day but she wouldn't accept my apologies. I am now living with my buddy who was released from jail and is an ex heroine/crystal meth addict.

^^^
never happened fgt

 

[rainbococksleev]

Cool freakin story redsam, you get that cool dinosaur tattoo on your back?

 

[nangiggles]

lol he doesn't know he's married

Sometimes i forget im married too