shagging my friend's mom

[presguy]

she's pretty good looking and has a crush on me. he asked me not to shag her, but i think i might show up at her house tonight with a bottle of wine and a condom.

 

[TheOak84]

haha, u uSED THE WORD shag..

quality

 

[powerslave]

Gotta love those MILFS.

 

[Longhorn85]

she's pretty good looking and has a crush on me. he asked me not to shag her, but i think i might show up at her house tonight with a bottle of wine and a condom.

How are you going to get him out of the house? Tickets to a hockey game?

 

[tuc biscuit]

being serious for a moment, don't do it, or prepare to lose a friend

 

[SoKlueles]

I agree with the pouty lipped one.....he asked u not to....just chill out and find another MILF....there are others

 

[Longhorn85]

Dial 1-800-CALL-MILF

 

[ViperHMS]

Damn, seems like this dude has had this problem before. Mom must be some piece of ass.

Viper

 

[mlong23]

do it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

its one or the other...choose

 

[ElvisP]

Do you really want to loose a friend?

 

[Athos]

she's pretty good looking and has a crush on me. he asked me not to shag her, but i think i might show up at her house tonight with a bottle of wine and a condom.

You sly motherfucker!

 

[Keeters Coober™]

she must be old as shit, if she's hot but old, i'd probably let her suck my dick, but only if she swallowed, you must be desperate to fuck some old woman that has had kids stretch out her raggedy pussy

 

[Mikus]

I wouldn't do it brother...It's one thing to enjoy the piece of ass, but are you really gonna enjoy it knowing that you'll probably end up losing a friend?

What ever happened to the friendships that actually meant something? And if he's not that great of friend, and you bang her, what will you lose?

My .02, Mike

 

[GoldenDelicious]

anyway what happened, milfhunter?

 

[ChefWide]

she must be old as shit, if she's hot but old, i'd probably let her suck my dick, but only if she swallowed, you must be desperate to fuck some old woman that has had kids stretch out her raggedy pussy

I know a woman that has had three kids that could rip your little pecker off with her kitty. If she aint ready to release you, you are STAYING.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

new fantasy added

 

[Keeters Coober™]

I know a woman that has had three kids that could rip your little pecker off with her kitty. If she aint ready to release you, you are STAYING.

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.
any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful
as a bald tire

 

[jubei]

I slept with a woman who had 2 kids and she felt pretty tight, but I'm approx 9x6.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.
any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful
as a bald tire

pelvic floor exercises

surgery

medical science is grand...

 

[bluepeter]

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.
any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful
as a bald tire

and how many have you experienced that weren't crack whores?

 

[hamstershaver]

i think i might show up at her house tonight with a bottle of wine and a condom.

hamsters rule #1
never spend money on a woman (bottle of wine) when you are sure to get the kitty anyways, save that wine $ for when you need to get a girl drunk to get in her pants

 

[bluepeter]

Re: Re: shagging my friend's mom

hamsters rule #1
never spend money on a woman (bottle of wine) when you are sure to get the kitty anyways, save that wine $ for when you need to get a girl drunk to get in her pants

Why do I have a feeling that this is the first in a long line of 'Hamsters rules'

 

[Gymgurl]

He has a lot of them that might lead to believe that he is hoe......and he won't lick the kitty....I tell ya hammy if I went out with you and you din't lick it you wouldn't get to hit it......

 

[theoak01]

He has a lot of them that might lead to believe that he is hoe......and he won't lick the kitty....I tell ya hammy if I went out with you and you din't lick it you wouldn't get to hit it......

anybody who wouldnt lick that is a moron,if you ever run into a problem of guys who wont lick it,just let me know



and pres get some pics of the milf and we can better decide if shes worth hitting or not

 

[Athos]

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful as a bald tire

So it makes a few sucking noises on the downstroke.

Who cares?

It's all good.

 

[Athos]

I slept with a woman who had 2 kids and she felt pretty tight, but I'm approx 9x6.

A tree trunk for a cock and can kick everyones ass?

You, jubei truely are a god, sir.

 

[Gymgurl]

He might have you beat in the size dept.....BUt I will have to measure

 

[The Wenis]

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.
any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful
as a bald tire

obviously the coober doesn't have much cooter experience.

 

[d3track]

obviously the coober doesn't have much cooter experience.

 

[Johnnyrocket]

Attention Keeters children have nothing to do with pussy tightness. My wife has had two kids(both 8 pounds) and sometimes I cannot get it in without lube. I am 8x6 but she is still tight as hell.
It is pretty much a genetic thing. Alot of older woman can go without sex for 6 to 8 months and their hyman starts to reform. Yet some have their bladder fall slam out of their bodies as well(literally) they are so loose. It is genetics....

 

[Naeem]

I can second that, was with a yummy mummy who had 2 kids, and she was tight. My buddy told me before I banged her that the more children a women has, the tighter. I didnt believe him obviously, but that one chick was tighter then my current g/f (no kids).

 

[rnch]

looking back, at the safe distance of a few years' time, i now recognize that a couple of my friend's mothers were making passes at me. at the time, i had a certain clean cut, boy next door, richie cunningham image and appearance that seemed to appeal to ladies in their late 30/early 40's.

at the time, i was just too inexperienced and naiive to know what was going on. NOW i know better..........

 

[jubei]

I don't think that having children has nothing to do with a girls tightness, but it certainly doesn't mean she will be loose just because she is a mother. Like almost everything in life, I believe it varies person to person.

 

[presguy]

i didnt do it, (her). my friend asked me nicely not to and he meant it. in regards to his mother, shes 46 years old, and looks early 30's and hot. i need to find another older lady though, thats something i want to do

 

[jubei]

Bro, personally I would stick to early to mid 30's. Thats just my opinion, but I'm only 22.

 

[dave smith]

I would like to get to know Sok's kids. So i can shag my friends mom