shagging my friend's mom

[bluepeter]

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.
any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful
as a bald tire

and how many have you experienced that weren't crack whores?

 

[hamstershaver]

i think i might show up at her house tonight with a bottle of wine and a condom.

hamsters rule #1
never spend money on a woman (bottle of wine) when you are sure to get the kitty anyways, save that wine $ for when you need to get a girl drunk to get in her pants

 

[bluepeter]

Re: Re: shagging my friend's mom

hamsters rule #1
never spend money on a woman (bottle of wine) when you are sure to get the kitty anyways, save that wine $ for when you need to get a girl drunk to get in her pants

Why do I have a feeling that this is the first in a long line of 'Hamsters rules'

 

[Gymgurl]

He has a lot of them that might lead to believe that he is hoe......and he won't lick the kitty....I tell ya hammy if I went out with you and you din't lick it you wouldn't get to hit it......

 

[theoak01]

He has a lot of them that might lead to believe that he is hoe......and he won't lick the kitty....I tell ya hammy if I went out with you and you din't lick it you wouldn't get to hit it......

anybody who wouldnt lick that is a moron,if you ever run into a problem of guys who wont lick it,just let me know



and pres get some pics of the milf and we can better decide if shes worth hitting or not

 

[Athos]

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful as a bald tire

So it makes a few sucking noises on the downstroke.

Who cares?

It's all good.

 

[Athos]

I slept with a woman who had 2 kids and she felt pretty tight, but I'm approx 9x6.

A tree trunk for a cock and can kick everyones ass?

You, jubei truely are a god, sir.

 

[Gymgurl]

He might have you beat in the size dept.....BUt I will have to measure

 

[The Wenis]

either your dick is the size of a piece of firewood or i'm calling b/s.
any pussy that's had 3 kids heads pop it open is about as useful
as a bald tire

obviously the coober doesn't have much cooter experience.

 

[d3track]

obviously the coober doesn't have much cooter experience.