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Sexist jokes must stop now!!
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FrankRizzo
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all just sit in the dark and bitch.
None, they all just sit in the dark and bitch.
Lord_Suston
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FrankRizzo said:
That's fuckin hilarious..... never heard that one before.....
Remeber this though... up north the girls are only Virgins if they can still out run there brothers......
TheChemist
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How many MEN does it take to change a kitchen lightbulb?
None let that bitch cook me dinner in the dark!
This is the kind of humor we dont want to see as it hurts peoples feelings
None let that bitch cook me dinner in the dark!
This is the kind of humor we dont want to see as it hurts peoples feelings
TheChemist
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Why did God create woman?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is riding her.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
f your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
. Made her chain too long.
DONT BE HURTFUL OF OTHERS LIKE THE "CHAUVENIST JERK" WHO SENT THESE TO ME
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
What is the definition of "making love"?
Something a woman does while a guy is riding her.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and
refrigerator.
f your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what
have you done wrong?
. Made her chain too long.
DONT BE HURTFUL OF OTHERS LIKE THE "CHAUVENIST JERK" WHO SENT THESE TO ME
Lord_Suston
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Why do women complain so much?????
There not good at anything else......
I hate these types of joke and inform the ignorant on how harmful and insensitve they are!!!!!!
There not good at anything else......
I hate these types of joke and inform the ignorant on how harmful and insensitve they are!!!!!!
TheChemist
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Yesterday scientists in Canada revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive
Lord_Suston
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How do you get 100 old cows into a shed? - Put a 'Bingo' sign out the front.!!
A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."
Its phrases like this that make ashamed I a man, who didn't think of them first
A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, big car, the love of a beautiful woman ... then ... pow! ... it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"Ahhhh ... my wife found out ..."
Its phrases like this that make ashamed I a man, who didn't think of them first
Lord_Suston
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** A guy walks into a bar and there are a whole bunch of blondes chanting "51 days! 51 days!..." The guy walks up to the bartender and asks him "what are they celebrating about". The bartender says "I don't know". The guy is curious so he desides to ask one of the blondes. he asks, "Can one of you please tell me why you are chanting '51 days' and why are you all celebrating". one of the blondes proudly answers " we just finished this puzzle. The box said '3-4 years' but we finished it in 51 days".
I just wanted to say jokes like these will never be tolerated in public, so we had better tell them now.......
I just wanted to say jokes like these will never be tolerated in public, so we had better tell them now.......
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