Sexist jokes must stop now!!

[Steroid_Virgin]

Like this one...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

[rushx79]

hahahaha... errr i mean.... no... bad joke, bad joke.

 

[mrbill]

whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt??
a pussy is warm, wet, and inviting....a cunt is the bitch who owns it


why did the farmer trade in his wife for a new outhouse??
the hole was smaller and it smelled better


jokes such as the above should be immediately banned

 

[maxellyz]

Like this one...

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

 

[Lord_Suston]

What do you tell a women with two black eyes....

NOTHING!!!!! you already tried twice......

 

[Phumunda]

What's that useless piece of skin around the pussy...

The rest of the woman!

I agree... bannish these jokes forever!

Phumunda

 

[Jeff_rys]

This is not sexist, so allowed

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.
Well here's how you do that. Here's how you can achieve 103%.
First of all, here's a little math that might prove helpful in the
future.
How does one achieve 100% in LIFE?
Begin by noting the following.
IF:
A = 1
B = 2
C = 3
D = 4
E = 5
F = 6
G = 7
H = 8
I = 9
J = 10
K = 11
L = 12
M = 13
N = 14
O = 15
P = 16
Q =17
R = 18
S =19
T = 20
U = 21
V = 22
W = 23
X = 24
Y = 25
Z = 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = Only 98%
Similarly,
K N O W L E D G E =
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = Only 96%
But interesting (and as you'd expect),
A T T I T U D E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% ... This is how you achieve 100% in LIFE.
But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT TO NOTE (or REALISE), is
B U L L S H I T =
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
So now you know what all those high-priced consultants, upper
management, and motivational speakers really mean when they want to exceed 100%!

 

[Lord_Suston]

How do you know if a girl cums..... Who fuckin cares, as long as you do........

P.S. these types of jokes must stop...
SO WE SHOULD GET THEM OUT OF OUR SYSTEM RIGHT NOW......

 

[TheChemist]

You People are AWFUL

This is the kind of macho bullshit that I'd expect out of cavemen. I know too much hGh gives a protruding neaderthal forehead but c'mon. Whats next hitting a girl over the head with a club and dragging her home?

By the way, Why do cave men hit the girl they like over the head with a club and drag her home by her hair? Cuz if you drag em home the other way they fill up with dirt!

I recomend turning them upside down and carrying them like a six pack, they have two holes in such close proximity for a reason!

I just cant believe the vile humor out of you dirtbags!
So insensitive! Dont you know girls like sensitive men who are considerate (so they can cheat on him) ?
Show a little (very little, a lack of even) respect!

 

[Lord_Suston]

Why do women like guys who treat them like shit??????


CAUSE THE KNOW THE REAL THEM!!!!!!!!!