Sexercise?

[Deleted member 33117]

Ok, alot of realize that sex, when done properly, is a viable, and downright enjoyable form of cardio. Now, I've estimated that I burn approximately 500 calories per hour while having sex. Too burn a ibs of bf, it requires one to burn roughly 3500 calories more than one consumes. So, if I were maintaining my current bodyweight, but were to make no other changes in my diet or training regiment other than adding 2 hours of sex a day, that would be a total negative calorie balance of 7000 calories per week. THis would enable me to loose 2 ibs of bf a week, which is the most one should try to loose during pre-contest dieting. This being the case, shouldn't we consider viagra and cialis to be potent fat burning drugs on par with t3 and clen???

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Do you want to bet your physique on how times a day you cum?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Think about it, if it was that easy people like Ron Jeremy would be buff.

Why use sex as your sole form of cardio? Just do both!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Thanks for replying Nvr, was seeing alot of views, but no replies. Anyway I was joking with this thread, silly.

However, it was interesting, and goes to show how people come up with the most amusing theories when it comes to bodybuilding that seem well thought out, but simply will not work in the real world. I would LOVE to gamble my physique on how many times a day I can cum if I could keep a girlfriend who was a nympho. As of now my track record is pretty bad though.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I figured your thread was a joke but still. You never know. Some people would likely believe in such a theory.

 

[Crazy Ivan]

So my right arm could really get so ripped and vascular if I start jerking it 4-6 hours a day?

 

[gonelifting]

Of course it would work, If the numbers added up the way BBF explained it.

Ron Jeremy WOULD be thinner if he did what BBF noted in his post, but Ron J. probably EATS ALOT MORE than maintenance calories. Even though he may have ALOT of sex, I`m sure his calories in/ calories out don`t match.

I treat sex as a workout (cardio). I`m dripping with sweat when I`m done. lol

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Agreed goneliftin'. When I'm cutting I count sex as cardio. If I go an hour or more, I get to skip one cardio session for the week, unless she was on top for a signifigant portion of it, in which case, I really didn't do enough work to warrant counting it.

 

[vinylgroover]

If i could get my tongue out of a girl's ass then i might lose some calories while having sex, but until then........

 

[DBCooper]

LOL I saw a old porn where Ron Jeremy was young and actually real skinny, it was the first 'Taboo' video haha.

 

[tiger88]

well sex can be very hot and long and if the girl knows whats up she can make you u sweet your ass........also the better you are (males) the more calories u can burn........i dont know about real cardio, but if it a hot summer night in the south u can sweat your ass.......but then the bed is all sweating....yuk so i guess do it some where else...... i hate the sweaty bed thing

 

[rnch]

if you were "involved" in a 3-way (a mange a twat) would you get credit for 3 times the calories burned or just 1/3?

 

[tiger88]

if you were "involved" in a 3-way (a mange a twat) would you get credit for 3 times the calories burned or just 1/3?

who are you talking about????

 

[decem-anew]

please change your avatar

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

What if a guy cums in less than 1 minute?
That's only 10 min. of cardio even if done 10 times ED.
No way would your theory be proven effective.

Maybe you if you did first thing in the morning at high intensity for 20 mins. or medium intensity for 30-50 mins. on an empty stomach.



Either way, I'd just stick to doing cardio and having sex. If anything you would be burning even more calories.

Do you guys hate cardio that much?

I enjoy doing cardio!

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I suggest having has much sex as possible and doing cardio.

It must be that only us women see this as a logical thing to do. Having cardio as well as having sex. Not skipping cardio by replacing it with sex.

Men just don't get it.

 

[lucidblue]

I suggest having has much sex as possible and doing cardio.

 

[lucidblue]

It must be that only us women see this as a logical thing to do. Having cardio as well as having sex. Not skipping cardio by replacing it with sex.

Men just don't get it.

Well... the only way I'd agree with them is if I had to choose between sex and cardio. Sex would definitely prevail.

 

[gonelifting]

It must be that only us women see this as a logical thing to do. Having cardio as well as having sex. Not skipping cardio by replacing it with sex.

Men just don't get it.

We`re talking theories here. It`s just a simple fact that if you have sex and your heartrate is __ of max for the desired period of time, then you WILL lose the weight. Of course everything else has to be in place as BBF stated in his first post.

That`s all, We`re not choosing one or the other. damn. roll eyes back. lol jk

 

[rnch]

Either way, I'd just stick to doing cardio and having sex. If anything you would be burning even more calories.

Do you guys hate cardio that much?

I enjoy doing cardio!

and i would enjoy having "cardio" with you!!!!!

 

[Zander1983]

Ron Jeremy has to look like that. If he didn't, what hope would it instill into normal people?

 

[rnch]

who are you talking about????

not YOU, dude........get your mind outta the gutter.

 

[Hannibal]

Now, I've estimated that I burn approximately 500 calories per hour while having sex.

Hell, right now I could probably burn about 3500 cal in a "session"...then wait the 5 min refactory period and burn at least that many more...then I would have to eat about 13,000 calories a day just to maintain my bodyweight.

Between all the f*ckin, eating and training...wouldn't be time for anything else. What a life...

 

[Spartacus]

Hi all. I'm writing to ask for some advice for my sister. She is so unhappy because she is a size 18. I think she is so beautiful but she doesn't think so. I think she is becoming bulimic. I was looking up stuff on weieght loss and weight issues and my search brought me here. I hope I can find some help for my hurting sister.
What make matters worse is I am a size 6 and she judges herself by me. She doesn't date and she is becoming resentful because I get more attention from men than she does. She thinks it's because she is fat but I think it is because she is such a sour puss.

Any advice would be appreciated.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Hi all. I'm writing to ask for some advice for my sister. She is so unhappy because she is a size 18. I think she is so beautiful but she doesn't think so. I think she is becoming bulimic. I was looking up stuff on weieght loss and weight issues and my search brought me here. I hope I can find some help for my hurting sister.
What make matters worse is I am a size 6 and she judges herself by me. She doesn't date and she is becoming resentful because I get more attention from men than she does. She thinks it's because she is fat but I think it is because she is such a sour puss.

Any advice would be appreciated.

It's probably her attitude. Some guys like fat girls, so it isn't necissarily that. If it bothers her, she needs to get on a good diet and routine, and develop the kind of body she will be happy with.

 

[FreeballinDC]

Re: Re: Sexercise?

Hell, right now I could probably burn about 3500 cal in a "session"...then wait the 5 min refactory period and burn at least that many more...then I would have to eat about 13,000 calories a day just to maintain my bodyweight.

Between all the f*ckin, eating and training...wouldn't be time for anything else. What a life...

Does anybody else find this incredibly..........unnngh




















I have to go change pants now.

 

[Y_lifter]

How about having sex on the cardio equipment while doing cardio?

 

[lucidblue]

How about having sex on the cardio equipment while doing cardio?

LOL

 

[Deleted member 33117]

How about having sex on the cardio equipment while doing cardio?

They don't allow that at my Gold's. I already asked the manager and a couple of her front counter girls.

 

[Y_lifter]

They don't allow that at my Gold's. I already asked the manager and a couple of her front counter girls.

Chill tub ?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Chill tub ?

I don't understand the question.

 

[hellorhih2o]

I don't care about how many calories you burn having sex, I just want to know HOW THE HELL Ron Jeremy got a job in porn. If he can be a porn star, can I be an astronaut?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Good question hellor. I mean, he is fat, disgusting and ugly. All he has going to get him into porn is a big dick, and there are more them out there attacted to guys with better bodies. Go figure.

 

[hellorhih2o]

Good question hellor. I mean, he is fat, disgusting and ugly. All he has going to get him into porn is a big dick, and there are more them out there attacted to guys with better bodies. Go figure.

he's got a big dick? how would you know? all you see is all that fat and hair. I still want to be an astronaut.

 

[anabolicmd]

Good question hellor. I mean, he is fat, disgusting and ugly. All he has going to get him into porn is a big dick, and there are more them out there attacted to guys with better bodies. Go figure.

Ron Jeremy was in the loop when the whole porn scene was getting started thats the main reason for him being famous today. Plenty of whores have refused to work with him, and many of todays stars have non-ron jeremy clauses in their contracts.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

he's got a big dick? how would you know? all you see is all that fat and hair. I still want to be an astronaut.

Bro, you just keep holding onto the dream... and one day you'll be the best astronaut the world has ever seen....

 

[hellorhih2o]

Ron Jeremy was in the loop when the whole porn scene was getting started thats the main reason for him being famous today. Plenty of whores have refused to work with him, and many of todays stars have non-ron jeremy clauses in their contracts.

ok but how the hell did he last? are there's girls out there who likes porn with fat hairy guys? i don't understand. please help.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

ok but how the hell did he last? are there's girls out there who likes porn with fat hairy guys? i don't understand. please help.

Also a good question. Some mysteries were never ment to be solved.

 

[BonerBoy]

Do you want to bet your physique on how times a day you cum?

ok