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yomama

yomama

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Sex in public places is awesome. Please list all places you've actually have intercourse. Here's mine: Fitting room, beach, outdoor park, outside a hotel, and every room in my house....ok so this list is short, I blame my wife because she doesnt want to participate in more recreational places.
 
I guess i'm not too adventurous, although i would love to be.

Here is my list: Sex in public park during the late afternoon, on the beach at night, in the lifeguard's tower during the day, and a blowjob in a booth of a crowded bar.
 
Beach, school yard, park,funeral parlor lawn, hood of a car, garage (sumething about all that oil and grease), movie theatre, skydome( where our city baseball and football team play)

HMMMM theres more....
 
Prettylittlepest said:
Beach, school yard, park,funeral parlor lawn, hood of a car, garage (sumething about all that oil and grease), movie theatre, skydome( where our city baseball and football team play)

HMMMM theres more....
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you forgot the whorehouse
 
park, bridge, under the living room window of rich peoples house, door step in front of house, pool, lake, beach, parking lot of montgomery wards, back seat of car on way back from church camp, in front of gf's father (he didn't know though, to much of a hick to figure it out)

This was with two wives and a girlfriend (obviouslly at different times)
 
giantdouche said:
you forgot the whorehouse
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Funny no where clsoe to a whore these were all long term boyfriends.. but thanks for the suggestion we don't have whores houses in Toronto.. hookers do their work off the street
 
Sure they do...you just dont' know about it. Now in Leval up in Montreal, they got some pretty racy districts...
 
Typical

The weirdest was the middle of a dance floor in NYC (cause she dared me). Cause that was the only time people were actually surrounding me watching unabashedly and a bunch were chheering it on :worried:

The worst time was driving down 287 and she started going down on me. I pulled off at an exit and into a little rest area right along the main road (the view from the rtoad was unobstructed. So it was in a Miata, I got her pants off, and her butt was practically stciking out the windwo gacing the main road. Imw atching for cops and such and I see a guy in a pick up approaching the light. hes looking like "WTF, is that a ..." and then realizes half a sec before he crashes into the car in front of him thats hes not watching the road. I felt bad, but drove off in a hurry
 
JerseyArt said:
Typical

The weirdest was the middle of a dance floor in NYC (cause she dared me). Cause that was the only time people were actually surrounding me watching unabashedly and a bunch were chheering it on :worried:

The worst time was driving down 287 and she started going down on me. I pulled off at an exit and into a little rest area right along the main road (the view from the rtoad was unobstructed. So it was in a Miata, I got her pants off, and her butt was practically stciking out the windwo gacing the main road. Imw atching for cops and such and I see a guy in a pick up approaching the light. hes looking like "WTF, is that a ..." and then realizes half a sec before he crashes into the car in front of him thats hes not watching the road. I felt bad, but drove off in a hurry
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Where on 287? LOL. Maybe I shouldn't ask.
 
Kroliczek said:
Where on 287? LOL. Maybe I shouldn't ask.
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Few exits north of Easton Ave exit.


You don't remember :worried:



;)
 
JerseyArt said:
Few exits north of Easton Ave exit.


You don't remember :worried:



;)
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LMFAO!!! By where the exit for Route 1 is? That is a very busy exit area! It must be before 287 changes to 440 or 480 , though, right?

And I'm ignoring the last comment: I do not remember.
 
Under the street light on a pedestrian bridge downtown. Some guy walked bay during. I just gave him the nod and said "sup dude".

Next to a bike path behind some bushed during the middle of the day while familys biked and walked by.

In my car going 70 down the highway while I was driving.

Floor of my moms walk in closet.

In my driveway.

Got head from a chick while 10's if not a hundred or more people walked by. We were camping and a chick just came up and dropped to her knees. I had one hand on her head and the other on my 40. Her friend came up and yanked her away by her feet and she just looked up and said "sorry I couldn't finish". lol

also got head from another chick while standing in the Apple RIver while people tubed by.

I'm sure there's more.
 
yeah, well, most people dont' tell where they really are and 287 is right close to me...:)
I was born in Cherry Hill many moons ago.
 
JerseyArt said:
Typical

The weirdest was the middle of a dance floor in NYC (cause she dared me). Cause that was the only time people were actually surrounding me watching unabashedly and a bunch were chheering it on :worried:

The worst time was driving down 287 and she started going down on me. I pulled off at an exit and into a little rest area right along the main road (the view from the rtoad was unobstructed. So it was in a Miata, I got her pants off, and her butt was practically stciking out the windwo gacing the main road. Imw atching for cops and such and I see a guy in a pick up approaching the light. hes looking like "WTF, is that a ..." and then realizes half a sec before he crashes into the car in front of him thats hes not watching the road. I felt bad, but drove off in a hurry
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Pre marital sex!!!!!!! ;)
 
an indoor pool with cameras, hopefully it didn't catch much. And in a public park with a milf, totally out of the blue. That is all so far.
 
chesty said:
yeah, well, most people dont' tell where they really are and 287 is right close to me...:)
I was born in Cherry Hill many moons ago.
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Ahhh! Coming back 'home' any time soon? You miss 287 don't you? lol.
 
hardrock said:
Got head from a chick while 10's if not a hundred or more people walked by. We were camping and a chick just came up and dropped to her knees. I had one hand on her head and the other on my 40. Her friend came up and yanked her away by her feet and she just looked up and said "sorry I couldn't finish". lol


I'm sure there's more.
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Sounds like some of the Harley ralley's i've been too.
 
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Kroliczek said:
LMFAO!!! By where the exit for Route 1 is? That is a very busy exit area! It must be before 287 changes to 440 or 480 , though, right?

And I'm ignoring the last comment: I do not remember.
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Hmmm

13 years ago, but I recall it being between eason (which I think is exit 10 or thereabouts) and Rt 22 (which is no more than 10 miles up). So couldnt be more than a few exits between the two.


Also, I've already forwarded detalis by PM to all elite members. Ill send you a cope. Don't worry, I told them you were good ;)
 
JerseyArt said:
Hmmm

13 years ago, but I recall it being between eason (which I think is exit 10 or thereabouts) and Rt 22 (which is no more than 10 miles up). So couldnt be more than a few exits between the two.


Also, I've already forwarded detalis by PM to all elite members. Ill send you a cope. Don't worry, I told them you were good ;)
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Oh...So it was 287 North. Ok. I know exactly where you are talking about.

Oh and the last part was corny. :rose:
 
The north jetty on long beach island. A fisherman stepped over us. On the beach a # of times, in the ocean in the middle of the day. On I-15 on my way to Vegas (road head & sex). In a club bathroom right after a line. Outside of a party on the balcony (short skirt, no panties) always a fantasy of mine.
 
JerseyArt said:
Typical

The weirdest was the middle of a dance floor in NYC (cause she dared me). Cause that was the only time people were actually surrounding me watching unabashedly and a bunch were chheering it on :worried:

The worst time was driving down 287 and she started going down on me. I pulled off at an exit and into a little rest area right along the main road (the view from the rtoad was unobstructed. So it was in a Miata, I got her pants off, and her butt was practically stciking out the windwo gacing the main road. Imw atching for cops and such and I see a guy in a pick up approaching the light. hes looking like "WTF, is that a ..." and then realizes half a sec before he crashes into the car in front of him thats hes not watching the road. I felt bad, but drove off in a hurry
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What Club?
 
on a trail by my grandparents when we went for a "walk"

on the hood of the car

in the car,my feet out the window so we fit during missionary

thats about it,I cant find women into really racy places
 
giantdouche said:
you forgot the whorehouse
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i hate the fact that i'm laughing at this.
 
dunk said:
still trying to figure this one out?
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I drive a acclaim,its a tiny little backseat and for her to be laying down and me on top comfortably I kinda angled myself so I could hit it,but I had to have my feet up and hooked my toes on the side of the car just outside the window,it was quite difficult
 
bathroom at a bar where I worked
firehouse
backyard at a birthday party/bonfire
at beach/in lake
at my office
in a park late at night
at the dragstrip/in the tower (on a regular basis)
ex-boyfriends backyard/in his pool
maybe there are others i cant remember
 
Coverguy said:
I guess i'm not too adventurous, although i would love to be.

Here is my list: Sex in public park during the late afternoon, on the beach at night, in the lifeguard's tower during the day, and a blowjob in a booth of a crowded bar.
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Did you spit or swallow?
 
JerseyArt said:
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The worst time was driving down 287 and she started going down on me. I pulled off at an exit and into a little rest area right along the main road (the view from the rtoad was unobstructed. So it was in a Miata, I got her pants off, and her butt was practically stciking out the windwo gacing the main road. Imw atching for cops and such and I see a guy in a pick up approaching the light. hes looking like "WTF, is that a ..." and then realizes half a sec before he crashes into the car in front of him thats hes not watching the road. I felt bad, but drove off in a hurry
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LMAO at JA driving a Miata!!!!!!!!!!! :rainbow:


He is like 6'4" and I can just see his HAIR blowing in the breeze. :rainbow:

He probably had a Mr. Microphone. JA speaking geihly "Hey guys!! Be back to pick you up later." HONK HONK
 
awittyusername said:
LMAO at JA driving a Miata!!!!!!!!!!! :rainbow:


He is like 6'4" and I can just see his HAIR blowing in the breeze. :rainbow:

He probably had a Mr. Microphone. JA speaking geihly "Hey guys!! Be back to pick you up later." HONK HONK
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6'5 bitch. Get it right ;)
 
Smurfy said:
at the dragstrip/in the tower (on a regular basis)
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I just wanted make sure I read this correctly............


With my wife's permission of course..... :) I think it's safe to say I love you.
 
JerseyArt said:
6'5 bitch. Get it right ;)
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you're 6'5"?
NOW i know what your last girl saw in you.
 
At the park and night and in the day.
At a graveyard.
In a public pool.
In a school yard.
In various drive - ins.
In an elevator.
At the grocery store.
At ChuckE Cheese (yes, it was closed)
 
hardrock said:
Under the street light on a pedestrian bridge downtown. Some guy walked bay during. I just gave him the nod and said "sup dude".

Next to a bike path behind some bushed during the middle of the day while familys biked and walked by.

In my car going 70 down the highway while I was driving.

Floor of my moms walk in closet.

In my driveway.

Got head from a chick while 10's if not a hundred or more people walked by. We were camping and a chick just came up and dropped to her knees. I had one hand on her head and the other on my 40. Her friend came up and yanked her away by her feet and she just looked up and said "sorry I couldn't finish". lol

also got head from another chick while standing in the Apple RIver while people tubed by.

I'm sure there's more.
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What city do you live in? I'm from MN too.
 
Prettylittlepest said:
Beach, school yard, park,funeral parlor lawn, hood of a car, garage (sumething about all that oil and grease), movie theatre, skydome( where our city baseball and football team play)

HMMMM theres more....
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Fuck, I got long ways to go. I'm still young, I got lots of time to make up. It just sucks that girls dont wear skirts all the time, easy access is what I like, otherwise she's the only one with her pants down.
 
Hot tub in a hotel attrium w/ a child's birthday party going on VERY near-by.
Hood of a car.
Beach w/ two people watching. (Didn't realize until about 1/4 of the way into it and then there was no way I was stopping!!)
Dad's boat at the marina.
Car in-well, lots of places. All of them public-some more so then others.
On 1 side of a sectional couch w/ BF's dad on the other. (He had NO clue.)
In a roll out bed next to my boss. (He also had no clue.)
Golf Course.
Road head while going through a toll both. (Toll chick about a heart attack.)
Parking lot of a bar. (Blow job-no time for the "rest".)
Neighborhood park.

Wow....I really should clarify that this was all with boyfriends and I'm not nearly the slut that this makes me out to be ;)
 
yomama said:
So now you're 27? Why'd it all stop?
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26 actually, just made myself look like a dumbass with that mathamatical ability :worried: The last "time" was when I was 22, so I guess that's where I got 4 years....

I decline to comment on the second part. :verygood:
 
for everybody who doesnt know the rules, for girls you have to multiply it by 3

for guys you divide by 3

sweet bitch still in the lead
 
Sweet_Bitch said:
26 actually, just made myself look like a dumbass with that mathamatical ability :worried: The last "time" was when I was 22, so I guess that's where I got 4 years....

I decline to comment on the second part. :verygood:
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Do you like, not have sex at all? Or you just dont do it in public places anymore.
 
yomama said:
Do you like, not have sex at all? Or you just dont do it in public places anymore.
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No, I like, still have sex, just no more public places.

Oh, I forgot the Gazebo in the park in the middle of town. :)

Oops...my bad.....
 
Gym, outdoor rock concert, while driving on I-75, on fifth floor of a parking garage right in downtown, back of van while friends were outside during a camping trip, friend's living room during a party, friend's guest suite during a party, grocery store in front of the meat department, Universal Studios on King Kong the ride, in living room under blankets with parents on love seat, in living room while friends were sitting around all were watching football, casino, bar bathroom, stand up tanning booth, and do it yourself car wash.
 
I'd like to do it in the middle of an Airport runway, in the middle of a stadium full of people, or in the top of the empire state cumming al over new yourk from there...Yee-haw!!
 
On the beach at Ocean city, Md.
In a park at sunset
In a bathroom at kings dominion in VA.....all with my ex..damn i miss her...she was kinky
 
Too many places to list, so I'll just list my most notorious, "I'll burn in hell for this one" place. I had sex in the Notre Dame cathedral, lol, right before the choir I was touring with sang classical church music :D
 
If i'm datins omeone it makes things interesting.. but i find guys r less timid.. about public places
 
Not the one I dated that summer. I was pretty shy and reserved about sex before I went to college, but my summer fling in between HS and college corrupted the hell out of me, in a good way :) I don't think there's a bathroom in all of Europe we didn't hit, including those cute pay-toilets. Damn I miss dating someone, hey PLP are you single at the moment? hehe
 
Lowest said:
Damn I miss dating someone, hey PLP are you single at the moment? hehe
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Rule #1 - never try to pick up chicks on elite fitness. Unless you wanna find yourself tied up in someones basement with a racket ball shoved in your mouth while a 500 lb man sodomizes you.
 
Giantdouche... you have an evil sense of humor... and if that statement weren't frighteningly likely to be true, I'd laugh :) However, pretty much all of what I'll say in BTS is harmless flirtation, I'm sure none of the real women on the board will take it the wrong way, and if they, or the 500lb guy do, then I'll apologize or run away or something :)
 
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