sex behind the wheel

[StickFigure]

oh gawd this is making me horny cuz Im trying to map out in my mind how to maneuver behind the wheel in such a way that you can get it in........errrr

Hey Smurfy, I give free lessons what's a good time for you?

 

[Subzeero]

in a related story:

Nine compact cars have been tested thoroughly in a competition to search for the best overall car for sexual intercourse. Each of the contendants were awarded points based on categories like:

-seat reclining angle
-seat width
-free distance to handbrake
-free distance to steering wheel
-free backseat space with front seats reclined forward
-backseat length
-ceiling height

Inflatable dummies where used in the testing of different sexual positions, concluding that car space is the most important atribute, over car conformation.

The top scoring compact cars where:

1. VW GOLF 57 puntos.

2. Peugeot 307 50 puntos.

3. Audi A3 48 puntos.

4. Fiat STILO 47 puntos.

5. Alfa 147 43 puntos.

6. Renault MEGANE 41 puntos.

7. Honda CIVIC 39 puntos.

8. Ford FOCUS 34 puntos.

9. Toyota COROLLA 32 puntos.

You are a lucky bastard if u have the top three or atleast any of those cars.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

If you're going to go, go out w/ a BANG!!!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Ok let me get this straight.. some dumbass falls asleep at the wheel, veers out of HIS lane and hits a oncoming car in their lane and they blame the people having sex???

Typical fucking media.

 

[Subzeero]

If you're going to go, go out w/ a BANG!!!

lol, and take a couple of idiots having sex on the freeway with you. The cops say its possible he was distracted. Some ass must have been sticking against the glass or something.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

oh gawd this is making me horny cuz Im trying to map out in my mind how to maneuver behind the wheel in such a way that you can get it in........errrr

If you get it figured out, write it up... I would like to give it a try sometime.

 

[biteme]

Jacking off behind the wheel is much safer.

 

[StickFigure]

Got a BJ while driving a couple times, and no shit it's hard staying on the road if she knows what she's doing!

 

[Subzeero]

Got a BJ while driving a couple times, and no shit it's hard staying on the road if she knows what she's doing!

LMAO!! there you go. now u guys believe me. Pull over!!

 

[hardrock]

he ex and I did it in my mustang on the way home from a casino after a comedy show. It was about 1 am with nobody on the road. Put the seat all the way back, cruise on, wheel tilted up and she climbed on top of me. Got a little to dangerous so we decided to hold off till we got home. Could barely see over her at the road.