sex behind the wheel

[Subzeero]

During summer, when i camp at wasaga or simcoe (canada), i atleast see a dozen guys getting blowjobs and driving with their eyes closed periodically. When u look to find out whats wrong with em, their girllfreinds peep and they shamelessly smile at you. Totally uncool. Here is an article relating to that.
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A 25-year-old man from Quebec was killed and his partner was seriously injured Friday in a head-on crash that police said took place while the driver was having sex behind the wheel.

Another car veered into the couple's path in a town 25 kilometres northeast of Quebec City, shattering both vehicles and trapping the occupants.

Provincial police said anyone found to have been having sex at the wheel prior to an accident could face criminal charges ranging from gross indecency to negligence.

"The two people at this moment were in the midst of having sexual intercourse at the wheel of the vehicle, which makes driving that much more dangerous," said a provincial police spokesman.

Although the couple's car never veered out of its lane, police said their manoeuvre was dangerous and potentially illegal.

Emergency workers used heavy tools to extract the injured victims from their cars.

Provincial police said the 37-year-old driver whose car left its lane was either distracted or fell asleep at the wheel.

Source: CNEWS
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Well he got distracted allright.

 

[rnch]

tips:

tilt the steering wheel up all the day

set the cruise contol (avoids "unintended acceleration" at the critial moment)

try not to rear end (no pun intended) the car in front of you

 

[Smurfy]

um how bout pull over to the shoulder and get it on.

 

[Smurfy]

I mean road head is one thing but i dont see how the hell you can have sexual intercourse while driving.

 

[d3track]

I mean road head is one thing but i dont see how the hell you can have sexual intercourse while driving.

hmmmmmmmm
























yeah, i dont know how that would work

 

[gonelifting]

That`s why I don`t drive anywhere, I could be having sex.

 

[Smurfy]

oh gawd this is making me horny cuz Im trying to map out in my mind how to maneuver behind the wheel in such a way that you can get it in........errrr

 

[d3track]

oh gawd this is making me horny cuz Im trying to map out in my mind how to maneuver behind the wheel in such a way that you can get it in........errrr

 

[GoldenDelicious]

brave people.

imagine having a tiny crash and having the girl bite your dick off

brrr

 

[rnch]

follow my above listed directions, peeps.....time tested prodedures!!

 

[StickFigure]

oh gawd this is making me horny cuz Im trying to map out in my mind how to maneuver behind the wheel in such a way that you can get it in........errrr

Hey Smurfy, I give free lessons what's a good time for you?

 

[Subzeero]

in a related story:

Nine compact cars have been tested thoroughly in a competition to search for the best overall car for sexual intercourse. Each of the contendants were awarded points based on categories like:

-seat reclining angle
-seat width
-free distance to handbrake
-free distance to steering wheel
-free backseat space with front seats reclined forward
-backseat length
-ceiling height

Inflatable dummies where used in the testing of different sexual positions, concluding that car space is the most important atribute, over car conformation.

The top scoring compact cars where:

1. VW GOLF 57 puntos.

2. Peugeot 307 50 puntos.

3. Audi A3 48 puntos.

4. Fiat STILO 47 puntos.

5. Alfa 147 43 puntos.

6. Renault MEGANE 41 puntos.

7. Honda CIVIC 39 puntos.

8. Ford FOCUS 34 puntos.

9. Toyota COROLLA 32 puntos.

You are a lucky bastard if u have the top three or atleast any of those cars.

 

[DEEZPAZ]

If you're going to go, go out w/ a BANG!!!

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Ok let me get this straight.. some dumbass falls asleep at the wheel, veers out of HIS lane and hits a oncoming car in their lane and they blame the people having sex???

Typical fucking media.

 

[Subzeero]

If you're going to go, go out w/ a BANG!!!

lol, and take a couple of idiots having sex on the freeway with you. The cops say its possible he was distracted. Some ass must have been sticking against the glass or something.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

oh gawd this is making me horny cuz Im trying to map out in my mind how to maneuver behind the wheel in such a way that you can get it in........errrr

If you get it figured out, write it up... I would like to give it a try sometime.

 

[biteme]

Jacking off behind the wheel is much safer.

 

[StickFigure]

Got a BJ while driving a couple times, and no shit it's hard staying on the road if she knows what she's doing!

 

[Subzeero]

Got a BJ while driving a couple times, and no shit it's hard staying on the road if she knows what she's doing!

LMAO!! there you go. now u guys believe me. Pull over!!

 

[hardrock]

he ex and I did it in my mustang on the way home from a casino after a comedy show. It was about 1 am with nobody on the road. Put the seat all the way back, cruise on, wheel tilted up and she climbed on top of me. Got a little to dangerous so we decided to hold off till we got home. Could barely see over her at the road.

 

[biteme]

I'm a sprayer. It's like a hose in the grass that you're try to pick up without getting all wet.

 

[Subzeero]

I'm a sprayer. It's like a hose in the grass that you're try to pick up without getting all wet.

ha? you must have a hard time cleaning the car afterwards.