Severed Penis Found in Nebraska Car Wash...

[SirWanksalot]

http://www.theindependent.com/stories/021302/new_hastingspart13.html

Hastings police investigating discovery of body part

HASTINGS -- Hastings police are investigating the discovery of what Capt. Steven Murphy said appears to be a severed human penis.

Police received a call about 4:15 p.m. Tuesday that the body part had been found in the 2300 block of West Second Street in Hastings.

According to a press release from the Hastings police, there is no evidence to support that the body part was severed at the location where it was found.

"While this incident could be the result of an accidental act, a self-inflicted act or an intentional act, the Hastings Police Department is treating it as evidence of a homicide," the release said.

The body part was examined by local medical personnel, who believed it to be human, the release said.

An examination by the Nebraska State Patrol Crime Lab was expected to be done on Wednesday. The examination should develop a DNA profile, and a pathologist will look at the part later this week.

 

[smallmovesal]

was it in the lost and found?

 

[Y_lifter]

... hey get your car washed today ......
......fillup and you don't have to pay...

 

[MrMuscle]

its probably WODINs..he leaves his shit all over the place..and he is old enough so that parts start breaking off him as well.

 

[Jimsbbc]

I knew I left my detachable penis somewhere....

 

[the nature boy]

"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time: it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time: I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment and I couldn't find it so I called up the place where the party was. They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet (because for some reason I leave it there sometimes) but not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called some other people from the party but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed. So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's place where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.

I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but, I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis."

 

[Bullit]

was it in the lost and found?

lmao.

 

[Testoterone Tom]

Wait a minute!! That could be mine! Oh, nevermind. My g/f has it again!

 

[big4life]

http://www.theindependent.com/stories/021302/new_hastingspart13.html

Hastings police investigating discovery of body part

"While this incident could be the result of an accidental act, a self-inflicted act or an intentional act, the Hastings Police Department is treating it as evidence of a homicide," the release said.

If it was accidental, wouldn't you want it reattached?

Self-inflicted? Why?

 

[Ercole]

I heard on the radio the thing was examined and turned out NOT to be a dick. It was actually a severed teat from a cow's udder ... pretty gross still, but at least not human.