This has given me a great idea! We can go in on it 50/50.
Let's setup a substore inside Home Depot near the paint department. Blaques who want to run for office can come by and for a fee, we'll match-up their skin tone to a paint chip and we'll do a short recording of their voice. Then we can send it off to Harry Reid and if he approves it, we'll send the would-be politician a certificate. It can say something like "Politically Viable / Negro-Free -- Harry Reid Approved Candidate".
And don't worry. I'm sure African Americans will vote 90%+ with the Dems. That's the best part.
The whole thing is so badly SNAFU'd and polarized, that it's going to take complete and total government and economic failure (as in all cash money becomes worthless, welfare checks bounce, and title deeds and stock certificates useless), before anything is fixed.