Selfish girlfriends?

[Arabian]

Reminds me of my friend who is Jewish that was walking down the beach last month and stumbled across an ole Genie lamp ... he rubbed it and out came a Genie and she granted him one wish.. He had a map of Isreal in his pocket and ask the Genie he said : you know my people have been persecuted and bombed for years and I was wondering if you could make peace in Palestine.. The Genie said WOW with all my power Im afraid I cant help you . Do you have another wish.. He said well yes my wife and I have been married for 23 years and she never has gone down on me , I was wondering if you could change her mind.. The Genie thought a moment and said ::: Let me take a look at that MAP AGAIN

 

[stephen4327]

dont have that problem bro. maybe you arent addressing the problem correctly or going about asking the right way. ive gotten one everyday this week

 

[heavy_duty]

dont have that problem bro. maybe you arent addressing the problem correctly or going about asking the right way. ive gotten one everyday this week

shits getting deeper

 

[canadianhitman]

stop giving her oral , let her see how life is with out oral and see what happens in a few weeks or months

+1

 

[heavy_duty]

If you never never never get it....you'll start thinking about it more and more to the point that you'll remember head as being the best thing on the planet then you'll need to go get some from her friend or sister.

If you love oral that much might as well move on.

ps. when she did do it was she any good?

 

[heavy_duty]

+1

+2

 

[Lumberg]

Um, I didn't bother to read this thread. The title is redundant.

 

[Smurfy]

shits getting deeper

lmao

 

[calveless wonder]

i've been fuckin girls lately that i literally had to twist their arms to give me head.although one girl i banged recently was so drunk she was all over that shit. she told me the next day(after i reminded her it happened) she never does it and hates giving it but she good at it. told that bitch she set the bar already, cant turn back now

it seems like only the filthy sluts and average wimminz or fatties do it anymore.

 

[SpyWizard]

You've had both a wife and a GF for 14 years?

yes.. you have to treat the wife as a girlfriend.. that's one of the secrets..