there are no good fight stories this time qt
it was a houseparty full of teenagers and i was feeling bad about being an old bastard
( ) so i figured id stay for half an hour waiting for a mate (young guy) to leave and hit a club someplace. so, i was sitting there with a sad face and a heavy heart (
) doing the right thing and not looking at any of these pretty young things, when the clouds parted and a piercing beam of moonlight shone down on me (to complement the beam of sunshine coming out of my arse
) and with a chorus of angels singing in the background, a swarm of these little girls came up to say hi
play with my thigh
and give me their telehone numbers
bad quote of the night from some little shit, asking about my age: "so when you were 10 years old, my parents were banging" (!!!!!!!!!!!
)
good quote of the night from the same girl, after i dropped a couple of sex bombs: (she didnt say anything she just pushed me into the toilet and tried locking the door behind us, while i did the kung fu master routine keeping her hand from my arse)
cheeky little cow shouldnt have messed with The Delicious and his Mad Pheremone Cloud
i think i tore an intercostal cackling and rubbing my hands together afterwards
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