I dont necessarily "fall back" on lol. Your posts honestly just crack me up that much. Speaking of which, lol @ "fooling anyone." I doubt the members of C&C are studying my posts in an attempt to get a clear handle on my political positions.
And lol @ you making an accusation - of sorts - and then asking me to prove it wrong. Shouldnt it work the other way around? Why dont you list three "socialist" positions I believe in since I'm responding to your query.
Conservative positions? You tell me if the below are still considered "conservative" today. I cant really keep up with the whole goalpost moving thing:
1) I support a lower tax rate/closed loophole plan, much like the one that was included in the recent Ryan budget (which essentially was just the Bowles/Simpson tax plan). That works for me.
2) The recent drug tests for welfare recipients proposal in Florida. Should be expanded nationwide. I dont think the recipients should have to pay for the test out of pocket, though. The amount of money saved by denying benefits will be more than enough to pay for the costs of the tests.
3) I've said from the start that quantitative easing is bullshit, the stimulus was bunk, and both cause more harm them good.