Hey EYEPEEE...I'm interested in what kind of products you are offering. Specifically any products that will produce the end result of me sitting in a jacuzzi drinking a pina collada with assorted blondes and brunettes all arguing over who gets to give me underwater head next while my Diablo is being handwashed in the background by a naked chick in stillettos. Preferably 6 steps or less as I'm really not looking to put much effort into this.