MY FEELINGS ARE HURT!!
what's this? no invitation for me??????
you ass goblins need ONE more-or-less straight, normal looking guy around to talk to the cops, apply the jaws of life when the anal lubes wears off, call 911 when needed, lie to your wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/long term relationships when they call looking for you, monitor various uncontrolled substances intake, take incriminating blackmail photographs of the more unusual and arcane karma sutra positions........and so on, ad nauseum.
MP, meet me at the airport; we'll crash the party and point and laugh!!!
well, perhaps i will see SOME of you at decadence. perhaps i'll hear the "blow by blow" details then.
what's this? no invitation for me??????
you ass goblins need ONE more-or-less straight, normal looking guy around to talk to the cops, apply the jaws of life when the anal lubes wears off, call 911 when needed, lie to your wives/girlfriends/boyfriends/long term relationships when they call looking for you, monitor various uncontrolled substances intake, take incriminating blackmail photographs of the more unusual and arcane karma sutra positions........and so on, ad nauseum.
MP, meet me at the airport; we'll crash the party and point and laugh!!!
well, perhaps i will see SOME of you at decadence. perhaps i'll hear the "blow by blow" details then.
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