Yes, NF, you are a freak!
LOL. Well, maybe not, I dunno
But if you're cheating on fat, it won't give you water retention. Only carbs and sodium do that, as far as I know. I believe it's a fairly common strategy in the last few days pre-comp, when carbing up carefully and trying to avoid spillover, to fat load.
Also, like has been said on this thread - it's the TYPE and AMOUNT of carbs, and I believe timing also has a lot to do with it. If you eat a truckload of sugar in two hours, it'll probably give you more bloat than a truckload of chick peas over two days. Maybe MS can explain why - I think it's just to do with carb/sugar/insulin sensitivity or lack of. Slower/faster absorption times. The max your muscles can absorb at one time?
JJ - it's funny you're into oatmeal right now - I just switched it OUT of my diet for brown rice - it was making me gag. But maybe that's because it's the only carb I ate (besides refeeds) for my entire diet last time. Eugh!
Valerie and Sassy - what are the approximate carb numbers there? Looks like about 100g. Is that enough to be called a carb-up? Where does it take you to total daily calorie (aaarrrgg that nasty word) wise?