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Gladiola
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Just gotta respond to the office morons bit....
Now why is it NOT considered rude to ridicule someone for eating healthy, but if I turned & made a comment about how sickening it was that they were ingesting such trash.... that would be so insulting & awful???
I've had it, next time I hear <scoff> 'Would you just go eat a big mac'???!!! (yes, I've heard that)
I'm coming back with, 'Would you just eat some chicken & broccoli & hit the gym?'
Now why is it NOT considered rude to ridicule someone for eating healthy, but if I turned & made a comment about how sickening it was that they were ingesting such trash.... that would be so insulting & awful???
I've had it, next time I hear <scoff> 'Would you just go eat a big mac'???!!! (yes, I've heard that)
I'm coming back with, 'Would you just eat some chicken & broccoli & hit the gym?'
Sassy69
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All MS products are part of the Evil Empire's move to take over the world. (I've been trying to get MS Exchange 2000 into my product line for a year and a half -- I may get it out by Dec. 200*2*.
Here's an email I got from a friend regarding a sucky day at work:
Having a bad day at work? Not after you read this . . .
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to Laughline, who was sponsoring a worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom dwelling brother.
Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would
share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit.
This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a damn good plan, and I've used
it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I
get to the bottom and start working, is I take the
hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my
ass started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it.
This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my
ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from
my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and
pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't have any
hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.
however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my ass.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all
laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the
dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water
decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before
I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water,
the medic, with tears of laughter running down his
face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
on my ass as soon as I get in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for 2
days because my asshole was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think
about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass.
Here's an email I got from a friend regarding a sucky day at work:
Having a bad day at work? Not after you read this . . .
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.
Below is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to Laughline, who was sponsoring a worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.
Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom dwelling brother.
Last week I had bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would
share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wetsuit.
This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of shit sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a damn good plan, and I've used
it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I
get to the bottom and start working, is I take the
hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my
ass started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it.
This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my
ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from
my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.
The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and
pumped it into my suit. Now since I don't have any
hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.
however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into my ass.
I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5 other divers, were all
laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the
dive. I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water
decompression stops totaling 35 minutes before
I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water,
the medic, with tears of laughter running down his
face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it
on my ass as soon as I get in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for 2
days because my asshole was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think
about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass.
N
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LOL!!! Triple V sounds like a normal day for me...I feel for ya girl! Hang in there it will get better...Go bang some Iron and you will feel all better
I have to respond to the co-workers ridiculing you for eating healthy.....
I have a complete MORON for a boss. Everytime I eat (which is often because I'm here for 8 hours a day) I hear "someone's eating dogfood again" and "that sh** stinks" and so many other ridiculous things I could go on forever. His opinion of health is the complete opposite of reality. He believes for someone to lose weight all you have to do is stop eating and start running. I have no life in his eyes because I don't go out and get drunk all weekend long and eat crappy food. We've had several "discussions" about what foods you should eat and what foods are really bad for you (like fried foods and sugar). He is thinks, and I quote "sugar is natural so it doesn't matter how much of that you consume, it does't make you fat". He is so backwards on so many subjects regarding health I have to just laugh at him.
Sorry, I'll stop there. I could go on forever though! Yeah, I kinda do feel better!! HEHE!
I have a complete MORON for a boss. Everytime I eat (which is often because I'm here for 8 hours a day) I hear "someone's eating dogfood again" and "that sh** stinks" and so many other ridiculous things I could go on forever. His opinion of health is the complete opposite of reality. He believes for someone to lose weight all you have to do is stop eating and start running. I have no life in his eyes because I don't go out and get drunk all weekend long and eat crappy food. We've had several "discussions" about what foods you should eat and what foods are really bad for you (like fried foods and sugar). He is thinks, and I quote "sugar is natural so it doesn't matter how much of that you consume, it does't make you fat". He is so backwards on so many subjects regarding health I have to just laugh at him.
Sorry, I'll stop there. I could go on forever though! Yeah, I kinda do feel better!! HEHE!
TV, sorry to hear about the bad day.
If you can do without MS-Werks, I have had success removing it and reinstalling standard Office before. There is a special removal tool you have to run after a 'de-install' of Works is performed.
If ya need more info, PM or EMail me.
Sassy69, tell your bro that was the best story I have heard in a long time! He should clean it up and submit it to Readers Digest or a like publication. I would imagine it is prolly worth $500US or so.
If you can do without MS-Werks, I have had success removing it and reinstalling standard Office before. There is a special removal tool you have to run after a 'de-install' of Works is performed.
If ya need more info, PM or EMail me.
Sassy69, tell your bro that was the best story I have heard in a long time! He should clean it up and submit it to Readers Digest or a like publication. I would imagine it is prolly worth $500US or so.
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