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got the hiring packet today for being a personal trainer at the gym

- im starting at 30+ hours a week
- 16.00/hr
- they put all my clients under me
- i dont have to do ANY SALES. none bikinihag none.
- hot boss, my age fuckable already got her laughin and flirtin not hard to do when your the.gladiator
- no interview
- me and my boss worked out chest together, she could be a potentially awesome gf unless we break it off and she fucks me over which is very possible
- commission
- 401k
- full benefits

all for meeting this chic at a party. ahahahahaha
 
got the hiring packet today for being a personal trainer at the gym

- im starting at 30+ hours a week
- 16.00/hr
- they put all my clients under me
- i dont have to do ANY SALES. none bikinihag none.
- hot boss, my age fuckable already got her laughin and flirtin not hard to do when your the.gladiator
- no interview
- me and my boss worked out chest together, she could be a potentially awesome gf unless we break it off and she fucks me over which is very possible
- commission
- 401k
- full benefits

all for meeting this chic at a party. ahahahahaha

I call bullshit. No way that they are going to hand you 30 hours a week with no experience. And even then:

$16/hour x 30 hours/week = $480/week

= 26,600/year.

Nice work nice work. I think welfare in the US is more.

Good luck fucking the girl though.
 
I was making 18.75 an hour pre-degree as a paramedic.
I had to go through almost 3 yrs to get certified ...... but STILL almost 19 an hour without an actual degree...


yea my sisters bf is doing EMT classes and it will take him 3 years to get what im getting

i cant wait to get more once i have my bachelors in exercise science. what degree you have?
 
got the hiring packet today for being a personal trainer at the gym

- im starting at 30+ hours a week
- 16.00/hr
- they put all my clients under me
- i dont have to do ANY SALES. none bikinihag none.
- hot boss, my age fuckable already got her laughin and flirtin not hard to do when your the.gladiator
- no interview
- me and my boss worked out chest together, she could be a potentially awesome gf unless we break it off and she fucks me over which is very possible
- commission
- 401k
- full benefits

all for meeting this chic at a party. ahahahahaha

... and you're putting ZERO effort into being a personal trainer who actually delivers results and makes people lose weight.

Well hey, if your desire is to be a mediocre personal trainer in life, you're well on your way buddy!

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got the hiring packet today for being a personal trainer at the gym

- im starting at 30+ hours a week
- 16.00/hr
- they put all my clients under me
- i dont have to do ANY SALES. none bikinihag none.
- hot boss, my age fuckable already got her laughin and flirtin not hard to do when your the.gladiator
- no interview
- me and my boss worked out chest together, she could be a potentially awesome gf unless we break it off and she fucks me over which is very possible
- commission
- 401k
- full benefits

all for meeting this chic at a party. ahahahahaha


Wow, you just got life right by the balls.

:rolleyes:
 
I was making 18.75 an hour pre-degree as a paramedic.
I had to go through almost 3 yrs to get certified ...... but STILL almost 19 an hour without an actual degree...



Quite a bit different there lady :)

Good luck bro. Do not fuck your boss. If your job is as good as you say it is, that is a sure fire way to fuck it all up.
 
Bwahahahahahahahahaha
 
lolololol @ everybody fuckin hating you

^^What he said.

Hate on this kid? Ya'll gotta be kiddin' me.

You know how they say that pictures are worth a thousand words.

:)

And as the others stated before me, as I called it before:

BULLSHIT about so many different aspects of what he claims to be the truth. Benefits for a part-time job? Which gym is this... EXACTLY?

But then my husband already proved him for the liar he is. Didn't he? :lmao:
 
^^What he said.

Hate on this kid? Ya'll gotta be kiddin' me.

You know how they say that pictures are worth a thousand words.

:)

And as the others stated before me, as I called it before:

BULLSHIT about so many different aspects of what he claims to be the truth. Benefits for a part-time job? Which gym is this... EXACTLY?

But then my husband already proved him for the liar he is. Didn't he? :lmao:

lol cept I was poking fun @ him being hated by everyone, not poking fun of everyone hating him.... I think glad deserves about as much credit as reality tv...
 
where's the location of this dream job? FANATSYLAND @ wally world?
 
where's the location of this dream job? FANATSYLAND @ wally world?

I bet he won't have the balls to post up the name and exact address phone number of the gym. Or even PM is to ONE MOD/MENTOR. Shit, my husband recently posted up a PM exchange between himself and this disrespectfull dipshit and didn't bother to edit out his personal cell number.

Hell if anyone wants to know the address/number/email to my office they only need to click on the link in my signature.

So how bout it gladiatorchickenlegs.... Since you felt the need to VOLUNTEER the specific details of your *good fortune* post up so we can google the facility. Surely they have a website.
 
If it is like so many gyms that are run by 19 year olds, it probably won't last long and have a high turnover of staff trying to keep it working.

Don't have sex with your boss, that is a recipe for disaster.
 
If it is like so many gyms that are run by 19 year olds, it probably won't last long and have a high turnover of staff trying to keep it working.

Don't have sex with your boss, that is a recipe for disaster.

Don't listen to her, she's just jealous. We all are.
 
Normally I would say dont try to fuck your boss, but since this gym is probably going to be out of business in less than a year, go for it.
 
it's ez when ur the gladiator. . .

:lmao:

He gets a job that he isn't remotely qualified to do with no effort WHATSOEVER, no previous experience or certification/degree and will be paid 16$ p/hr and have to do essentially NOTHING but fuck his "hot" 19 yr old protein saleswoman boss in an economy where people with undergrad and grad degrees are putting out resumes ad nauseum, going on interview after interview and are THRILLED if they can find a job where the pay is CLOSE to commensurate with their experience/level of education.

PUH-LEASE.

We've already proven the guy is as full of shit as a Christmas goose. But I'm always up for more laughter.
 
Normally I would say dont try to fuck your boss, but since this gym is probably going to be out of business in less than a year, go for it.

I am still grappling with the humiliation of being a 21 year old man that will have to take orders/direction from a 19 year old girl.

But then again, dude already admitted to being kept by his last gf so he wouldn't know to be embarrassed.
 
I was making 18.75 an hour pre-degree as a paramedic.
I had to go through almost 3 yrs to get certified ...... but STILL almost 19 an hour without an actual degree...



that 3 year certification is basically a college degree, you understand that right? when I say "degree", it doesn't necessarily mean a piece of paper from a university. But some sort certification that say's you've put the time in and know what the fuck you're doing........that's a must. I'll bet you busted your ass during that certification too, I heard Para. cert's were brutal.
 
I am still grappling with the humiliation of being a 21 year old man that will have to take orders/direction from a 19 year old girl.

But then again, dude already admitted to being kept by his last gf so he wouldn't know to be embarrassed.


lol@ humiliating, its not like this is fuckin boot camp jesus christ
 
I was making 18.75 an hour pre-degree as a paramedic.
I had to go through almost 3 yrs to get certified ...... but STILL almost 19 an hour without an actual degree...



that 3 year certification is basically a college degree, you understand that right? when I say "degree", it doesn't necessarily mean a piece of paper from a university. But some sort certification that say's you've put the time in and know what the fuck you're doing........that's a must. I'll bet you busted your ass during that certification too, I heard Para. cert's were brutal.
 
like i would have enough imagination to make that shit up, puh-lease

^The most intelligent post you've made thus far.

My website clearly states the exact location, telephone number and email addy where ANYONE can contact me. :) My husband openly posted his personal cell. We invited ALL OF ELITE to our home last summer.

Just PM the info to ONE MOD or MENTOR so they can verify it. A moderator or mentor would never use that information to hurt anyone.

So how bout it, chickenlegs?
 
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There is NO WAY that any 19 year old, fat, skinny, male, female, fine or buttfukkinugly, jew, muslim, wealthy, poor, native american, black, overly-educated or never got passed the 5th grade, etc ete etc would be qualified in any arena of life to be my superior. Were that the case, I would blow my brains out... gladly.

Do you "get it" now?
 
Interesting my husband trusted you by giving you his personal cellular.

I also trust the entire world by freely posting my office contact information.

And both my husband and I invited ALL OF ELITE to our home.

What is it that YOU have to hide?

this is true actually. I have in my cell contacts "Dale-grumpy old man from EF" in my phone, and i cant even remember how or when the hell it got there.
 
Hmmmmmm

What does all the inanely stupid bullshit that you have posted on some discussion board have to do with you providing the information about this *fantasy gym* (that the entire fucking site is calling bs on - when you've arleady been caught in TWO lies - one was a lie of ommission) to ONE MOD or MENTOR so they could verify it have to do with you getting fired from *fantasy gym* job?

:confused:

I mean, couldn't you DESTROY MY LIFE... LITERALLY because of the information that both my husband and I have posted PUBLICLY?

What you gonna do? Prank call the office that I own and run? Spam my company email box? Show up to my office in person and KICK MY OLD HAG ASS?

^^^ THAT would be funny.
 
Thats fine, but ive been sayin shit on here that could get me fired

do YOU fucking get it now?
Hysterical laugh image by wildpair7780 on Photobucket

Do you really think some one horse gym has the ability, or even give a shit, to track you down on the internet to see what youve posted on random discussion boards?
Ive got a friend who is applying to be a police officer and they dont even go that far during the hiring process. I think you can relax about this harmless EF banter. Get it
 
Do you really think some one horse gym has the ability, or even give a shit, to track you down on the internet to see what youve posted on random discussion boards?
Ive got a friend who is applying to be a police officer and they dont even go that far during the hiring process. I think you can relax about this harmless EF banter. Get it

You mean you weren't laughing along with him as he so *obviously* pwned my ass?

Don't tell me that you are laughing AT him? :( That would be mean.
 
wow, id be in suicide mode if i were making $16 an hour.

also, how does a business supply benefits and 401k to part timers? please explain as that is complete bullshit. i worked in many gyms in my life and benefits were only for full time employees.
 
LOL fantasy land, actually its right here in NorCal

Im sure i would make all this shit up so i can get pwnd all day and get red karmas evert 30 seconds, right

Actually the pwnage had nothing to do with your fantasy job.

It is because you bragged about how great you look then was put to shame by A HAG LMFAO.

...And because you are a disrespectfull foul-mouthed twit.

:)
 
wow, id be in suicide mode if i were making $16 an hour.

also, how does a business supply benefits and 401k to part timers? please explain as that is complete bullshit. i worked in many gyms in my life and benefits were only for full time employees.

Doesn't make sense, does it?

:confused:

I bet it's just his legs are so damned massive.
 
wow, id be in suicide mode if i were making $16 an hour.

also, how does a business supply benefits and 401k to part timers? please explain as that is complete bullshit. i worked in many gyms in my life and benefits were only for full time employees.

I could pay my cell bill(s)
 
^^ The above quoted posted literally brought a tear to my eye. I thought my lats were sore from hitting the swimming pool again after a two week lay-off.

Now they REALLY hurt, like a lot, to the nth degree.

meh. . .to me? so far he seems basically harmless, just like those other two. . .maybe an alter. . .maybe just a too young, too full of himself j00ser. . .either way, i'm entertained, i s'pose. . .i'm easily entertained, though. . .i don't make a very good litmus test. . .
 
meh. . .to me? so far he seems basically harmless, just like those other two. . .maybe an alter. . .maybe just a too young, too full of himself j00ser. . .either way, i'm entertained, i s'pose. . .i'm easily entertained, though. . .i don't make a very good litmus test. . .

I actually feel sorry for him, I sit here and think how could any human be that vacuous? Hopefully he will mature soon, course I will be dead by that time, so I have been told.
 
I just thought about something:

Glad is all concerned about "negative information" getting him fired from his fantasy job but the dude has a record. Ummmmm how does ANY BULLSHIT you type on elite under a SCREENNAME trump a prison record that has YOUR REAL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?!?!

:confused:
 
meh. . .to me? so far he seems basically harmless, just like those other two. . .maybe an alter. . .maybe just a too young, too full of himself j00ser. . .either way, i'm entertained, i s'pose. . .i'm easily entertained, though. . .i don't make a very good litmus test. . .

You are a pretend internet CPA Digimon, maybe you can help us out. Are there companies that regularly give part-time employees benefits like 401K's and the other bennies this guy listed?
 
I actually feel sorry for him, I sit here and think how could any human be that vacuous? Hopefully he will mature soon, course I will be dead by that time, so I have been told.

for some reason, i always assume that when someone is that over-the-top, they probably aren't real. . .ya know? just another figment of bino's imagination. . .brought to life to stir the pot for a short period of time, and then killed off.

that said, i've actually known a few "real" people like that. . .never met any of their mothers. . .always wondered what kind of mother could have created/raised someone that out of touch. . .whatever. . .he's here for my entertainment. . .
 
for some reason, i always assume that when someone is that over-the-top, they probably aren't real. . .ya know? just another figment of bino's imagination. . .brought to life to stir the pot for a short period of time, and then killed off.

that said, i've actually known a few "real" people like that. . .never met any of their mothers. . .always wondered what kind of mother could have created/raised someone that out of touch. . .whatever. . .he's here for my entertainment. . .

I agree, most of the over the top personas I have encountered here since I was first a figment of BM's imagination have been either super rude, acted too stupid to be able to breath and walk at the same time or just tools.

I can't imagine any mother raising a child that would be that disrespectful to anyone, (mostly) women over 25.

Really, this person is kinda of a distressing personality.

Other than that I pop in between work and eating just to see how far this has progressed. gamwhoever he is today is entertaining at times as well, usually not so much but sometimes a little.
 
You are a pretend internet CPA Digimon, maybe you can help us out. Are there companies that regularly give part-time employees benefits like 401K's and the other bennies this guy listed?

UPS is the only place I can think of. It damn sure isnt some two bit gym. I know all the major chains dont do it.
 
You are a pretend internet CPA Digimon, maybe you can help us out. Are there companies that regularly give part-time employees benefits like 401K's and the other bennies this guy listed?

ummmm. . .no. . .i'm sure there are some, but none that i'm aware of. and a gym?? yeah. . .right.

oh. . .and no one pretends to be a cpa :lmao:

when i go home tonight though, and pick up my guitar. . .i'm gonna pretend to be a rockstar :)
 
UPS is the only place I can think of. It damn sure isnt some two bit gym. I know all the major chains dont do it.

I used to temp for Manpower back in the late 80's/early 90's. They offered benefits but only if you consistently worked 40 hours a week for I do believe it was one year or more. The agency used to charge the companies I worked for 12$ p/hr, 10 of that was paid to me. I had experience as an administrative assitant (read = secretary), could type 60 WPM, knew all of the latest wordprocessing and spreadsheet software, had 2 yrs college (though I did not graduate), was very articulate and professional.

Though I enjoyed many aspects of temping I chose to utitlize the experience I gained temping and found a local full-time job that paid ME the hourly rate that the temp agency was paid and got all the bennies.

I have NEVER heard of any company that pays benefits to a part-time employee. One of the reasons why many companies won't give their employees full-time hours so they don't HAVE TO give them benefit.
 
The Home Depot gives bennies to PT employees.

I dunno about that, may be true. :whatever:

I know they pay their contractors shit. My ex looked into becoming one of their installers before we became better established in early 90's. When he was told how little he HAD TO charge the customer (we would bearly break even) my ex and I decided to tell Home Depot, "No thanks."
 
I would question Starbucks ever giving their employees fuckall. I mean, didn't their employees lead some sort of revolt because the company barely paid them minimum wage or something to that effect?

Starbucks Company Profile - NYJobSource.com

Headquarters: 2401 Utah Avenue South
Seattle, WA 98134
Employees: 172,000
CEO: Howard Schultz
Stock Symbol: SBUX

Website: Starbucks Coffee Company

Career Site

Starbucks operates the world's leading coffee chain. At the end of 2008, the company had 16,875 locations worldwide with 11,537 in the U.S. Starbucks stores are a great place for people to relax, meet others and surf the Internet with wireless connections provided by AT&T.

In addition to sales through company-operated retail stores, Starbucks sells whole bean coffees through a specialty sales group and supermarkets. Additionally, Starbucks produces and sells bottled Frappuccino coffee drink and a line of premium ice creams through its joint venture partnerships and offers a line of innovative premium teas produced by its wholly owned subsidiary, Tazo Tea Company.

Starbucks is expecting to open this year approximately 125 net new licensed stores in the U.S. and 360 net new licensed stores internationally.

In January 2008, Starbucks founder Howard Schultz returned to take over the CEO position that he previously held in 2000. Overexpansion and the weak economy have hurt sales. The company closed 600 underperforming stores in 2008.

The company announced in January plans to close an additional 300 stores nationwide resulting in the loss of 6,000 jobs. Another 700 workers will be let go from the company in the U.S. and internationally, with about half at the Starbucks Support Center in Seattle by mid-February.

Starbucks fulfilled a $15 million company match to employee 401(k) savings plans for 2008, but determined it should be discretionary in 2009. The company is also reconsidering the paid time-off policy for U.S. retail hourly workers, changing the Stock Investment Plan (S.I.P.) and expanding the U.S. commuter benefits program.

History

Starbucks opened its first location in Seattle's Pike Place Market in 1971. Now Chairman Howard Schultz joined Starbucks in 1982 as Director of Marketing. Schultz visited Italy and noticed the popularity of espresso bars there. He thought this would be a great idea in the Seattle area and convinced Starbucks to open a coffee shop in downtown. Schultz founded his own coffee company and acquired Starbucks' name and assets from its founders in 1987. The company had just 17 stores but would soon grow quickly and went public in 1992.

Starbucks' popularity soared as it opened coffee shops within Barnes and Noble bookstores. It also provided coffee for United Airlines and shops in Starwood hotels. The company's focus on quality and commitment to social causes and the community have made it one of the world's most admired businesses.

Starbucks stopped selling breakfast sandwiches in 2008 to focus on coffee. In April 2008, Starbucks introduced new line of regular coffee called Pike's Place Roast.

Benefits

Starbucks has ranked among the Best Companies to Work for according to Fortune Magazine. Employees receive health insurance for working just 20 hours per week.

Other benefits employees are offered include:

- Progressive Compensation Package
- Healthcare Benefits (Medical, Prescription Drugs, Dental and Vision)
- Retirement Savings Plan
- Stock Options and Discounted Stock Purchase Plan
- Income Protection Plan (Life and Disability Coverage)
- Management Bonus Plan
- Adoption Assistance Plan
- Domestic partner benefits
- Referral programs and support resources for child and eldercare
- Discounted Starbucks merchandise

All employees receive a free pound of coffee each week.
 
I actually feel sorry for him, I sit here and think how could any human be that vacuous? .



dammit old man, why didn't I think of that word..??:redhot:

I've been racking my brain for the last week trying to come up with the perfect descriptor for this kid. And that's pretty much "the one" isn't it? Complete and utter vaccuum that boy is.
 
back in my college days i worked "Part Time" at sears, roebuck & co...no benefits, slightly above minimum wage salary.

at 39 1/2 hours, a member of management would come "escort" me to the time clock and witness me punching out. :rolleyes:
 
me and my boss jus had a great leg workout she said my legs were pretty damn big, nice

dont feel sorry for me thats a waste of time we all know that

Mine are still bigger and I am old enough to YOUR MOTHER.

The opinion of a 19 yr old girl that is obviously not too difficult to impress is about as valid as the opinion of the stapler that sits on my desk.
 
Mine are still bigger and I am old enough to YOUR MOTHER.

The opinion of a 19 yr old girl that is obviously not too difficult to impress is about as valid as the opinion of one of the stapler that sits on my desk.

ah but see you fail to realize the benefit of the stapler in applying staples to the forehead of a 19 year old girl in a violent manner.
 
that 3 year certification is basically a college degree, you understand that right? when I say "degree", it doesn't necessarily mean a piece of paper from a university. But some sort certification that say's you've put the time in and know what the fuck you're doing........that's a must. I'll bet you busted your ass during that certification too, I heard Para. cert's were brutal.

Actually, you are SOOOOO right. I was doing 36 hour clinicals(nonpaid) going home to sleep 6 hours, showering and eating in 2 hours, and back to the hospital or ambulance after an 8 hour break for another 36 hours of clinicals. Rinse. Repeat. This is how you spend the last 6 months of paramedic school.
At one point, I even passed out, face-planted on the floor. I fractured my chin and got 28 stitches in my mouth from my lower lip being ripped from my face. Emergency doc said I passed out from malnutrition and exhaustion.... so, yea.
Paramedic school isn't a walk in the park.
 
Oh and if you can call me chicken legs than i guess i can call you a hag makes sense to me

Did you see me posting up on an internet discussion board about how young and beautiful I am?

When you see me bragging about the beauty of my youth, then see me post a pic that is anything but that then you can call me hag.

Do you understand what I am saying? If not, just say the word and I will try to explain it from another angle.
 
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