Question For The Females

[puddlemonkey]

I have a question for the ladies. Lets say you were with a guy sexually for the first time. You've met a few times prior but never slept together until now. Everything seemed to go well that night, some fun and sexual foreplay, there were a range of positions used, kitties got licked, etc. Now lets say the guy isn't getting off, and he knows its not going to happen. Would you rather he:


A: Fake the orgasm convincingly enough to where you have no idea he didn't climax.

Or

B: Just stop and tell you not to worry about it that its not that big of deal.



Reason I ask is I faked an orgasm for the second time in my life last night and I feel pretty shitty about it. My intentions were good, I didn't want her to feel bad or awkward, yet I can't help feel I should have been straightforward and honest.

 

[puddlemonkey]

And before anyone makes the claim that guys can't fake it yes they can. Its not that hard with a condom since there is no mess (just be sure she doesn't see you take it off), and an experienced guy should have enough control of the muscles below to emulate that pumping/climaxing movement.

 

[the_clockwork]

she is a fat cow huh?

 

[Faizakafez]

did you guys go to a burger joint for dinner?

 

[puddlemonkey]

she is a fat cow huh?

lol, no, attractive girl. My type... dark hair, about 5'6", nice legs, and semi-small bewbs.

 

[H_T_]

lmfao. subscribed. can't wait to hear this. what the fuck are you? Costanza?

 

[patsfan1379]

The first time my chick blew me it took like 15 min., she was like WTF?!?!?! In my head I'm like "You really suck at this.", then she proceeded not to spit or swallow, just watch me blow my load all over my stomach.

Good times.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lmfao. subscribed. can't wait to hear this. what the fuck are you? Costanza?

lol, dammit you guys aren't women!!!!

 

[H_T_]

i can only cum if i have a shower curtain rod lodged in my ass...

 

[puddlemonkey]

did you guys go to a burger joint for dinner?

Nothing too fancy, Gustavs or whatever that German restaurant is.