Pussy

[Bikini Mod]

I am SERIOUSLY. I just lay there like the dead.

I don't bump, or grind or even breathe! Let alone claw ata back or scream!

And I would never EVER give a "wake-your-man-from-the-dead-of-sleep-with-a-cum-in-your-mouth-blowjob"....


...That is unless he prefered me to finish the deed by fucking him till he coughed blood.



Sorry, guys I am ONE SERIOUSLY LOUSY LAY.


FOR REAL.

 

[WarriorPL]

I'll take you anyday. Dead or not.

 

[Big Johnson]

...That is unless he prefered me to finish the deed by fucking him till he coughed blood.

NOW we are talking! Grrr....

 

[DownUnder23]

 

[skaman607]

you just contradicted yourself

 

[Bikini Mod]

True story:

After a weekend of MIND-BLOWING fucking, my last beau and I were laying on the bed sweaty and panting... but I was still horny. (We only doinked like, 12 x's or so that weekend - anywhere from "can't get your privates exposed fast enough but for GOD'S SAKE LEAVE THE STRIPPER BOOTS ON!" 2 minute fuck to FOUR HOURS of the old in/out)

He layed there and said, "Darlin' if you can get it hard, then you can have it."

I'll give you 3 guesses as to WHO got it....

The first 2 guesses don't count.



...and I didn't even have to touch him.





LOL


Seriously, I am a LOUSY LAY.

 

[Big Johnson]

I'm speechless...

 

[SeanHolmz]

hi

 

[Big Johnson]

I'm still spewing karma juice. I have a good supply tonight

 

[WarriorPL]

Bikini, take me, now.