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Big Johnson
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Karma, almost as good as pussy
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<---------- Good pussy. 
MassiveGunz
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Bro what is krama? Isnt that dudes name Kramer?
Big Johnson
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At least you didn't ask about pussy...
MassiveGunz
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Bro i get more pusy than a dogcathcer cathing cats if you hear my voice talking!!!!
:laf":
:laf":
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MassiveGunz said:
Tell me what you know about Canadian pussy.
Big Johnson
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Distanced, I need to spread my love before I can give you any
Lemmiwinks
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Guys help me out so I can hit you back!
Lift Chief
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I'm in... hit me up.
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2Thick said:
I got laid last night...tee hee
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I was talking about THE CAT! LOL
I hate to bust your bubbles gentleman, but I am a lousy lay.
I hate to bust your bubbles gentleman, but I am a lousy lay.
Big Johnson
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We'll be the judge of that
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I am SERIOUSLY. I just lay there like the dead.
I don't bump, or grind or even breathe! Let alone claw ata back or scream!
And I would never EVER give a "wake-your-man-from-the-dead-of-sleep-with-a-cum-in-your-mouth-blowjob"....
...That is unless he prefered me to finish the deed by fucking him till he coughed blood.
Sorry, guys I am ONE SERIOUSLY LOUSY LAY.
FOR REAL.
I don't bump, or grind or even breathe! Let alone claw ata back or scream!
And I would never EVER give a "wake-your-man-from-the-dead-of-sleep-with-a-cum-in-your-mouth-blowjob"....
...That is unless he prefered me to finish the deed by fucking him till he coughed blood.
Sorry, guys I am ONE SERIOUSLY LOUSY LAY.
FOR REAL.
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bikinimom said:
NOW we are talking! Grrr....
DownUnder23
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True story:
After a weekend of MIND-BLOWING fucking, my last beau and I were laying on the bed sweaty and panting... but I was still horny. (We only doinked like, 12 x's or so that weekend - anywhere from "can't get your privates exposed fast enough but for GOD'S SAKE LEAVE THE STRIPPER BOOTS ON!" 2 minute fuck to FOUR HOURS of the old in/out)
He layed there and said, "Darlin' if you can get it hard, then you can have it."
I'll give you 3 guesses as to WHO got it....
The first 2 guesses don't count.
...and I didn't even have to touch him.
LOL
Seriously, I am a LOUSY LAY.
After a weekend of MIND-BLOWING fucking, my last beau and I were laying on the bed sweaty and panting... but I was still horny. (We only doinked like, 12 x's or so that weekend - anywhere from "can't get your privates exposed fast enough but for GOD'S SAKE LEAVE THE STRIPPER BOOTS ON!" 2 minute fuck to FOUR HOURS of the old in/out)
He layed there and said, "Darlin' if you can get it hard, then you can have it."
I'll give you 3 guesses as to WHO got it....
The first 2 guesses don't count.
...and I didn't even have to touch him.
LOL
Seriously, I am a LOUSY LAY.
Big Johnson
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I'm speechless...
Big Johnson
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I'm still spewing karma juice. I have a good supply tonight
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LOL at the both of ya.
And yes, that REALLTY did happen...
By now I'm thinkin' that yall are scratchin' y'heads wonderin', "How'd she get that there feller hard, bein' that he was plumb wore out if she didn't even TOUCH him?!"
...Can't tell ya. I'm a lousy lay, remember? A lousy lay wouldn't even possess the knowlede let alone know how to wield "the art". heh heh heh
And yes, that REALLTY did happen...
By now I'm thinkin' that yall are scratchin' y'heads wonderin', "How'd she get that there feller hard, bein' that he was plumb wore out if she didn't even TOUCH him?!"
...Can't tell ya. I'm a lousy lay, remember? A lousy lay wouldn't even possess the knowlede let alone know how to wield "the art". heh heh heh
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bikinimom said:
Hard to keep them lips down when it blows huh?
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Golfer18 said:
I don't understand the question.
Big Johnson said:Karma, almost as good as pussy
Are you out of your fucking mind? Better lay off the roids for a while. Once this guy was taking a piss in a stall next to me, he had been drinking and had to go real bad, he said, "Damn this almost feels as good as getting a piece of pussY." I had to bust out laughing at that comment.
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Late entry
