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satanic goatslayer
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May1010,
I've noticed that you have substansially more homosexual in the past few days than normal. Not just flaming gay, but full force pants around the ankles, floppy wrist clutching a Joey Lawrence poster, feces trapped in the digestive tract gay.
To remedy this, I was thinking the following would be appropriate -
y) Turn on the furnace to full heat
o) Drink one pint of gasoline
u) Carve your larynx out with shards of glass
a) Walk down the street and attempt to give people head
r) Assume the fetal position as they gaybash you with rocks and fire hydrants
e) Cry and wimper as the police come and further brutalize you with 2x4's and broken plywood until the faulty wiring in your brain corrects itself and you turn straight
g) Go back home, drink some Zima and hold back the tears while you smash all of the bones in your hand with a hammer
a) Go to the furnace, douse it with hairspray, ignite the hairspray and vomit the gasoline you consumed earlier on the flames
y) Run around flaming and lisping. With enough luck, your neighbor/mom/retarded brother will come and impale you through the back with a spear
Good luck in the days to come.
I've noticed that you have substansially more homosexual in the past few days than normal. Not just flaming gay, but full force pants around the ankles, floppy wrist clutching a Joey Lawrence poster, feces trapped in the digestive tract gay.
To remedy this, I was thinking the following would be appropriate -
y) Turn on the furnace to full heat
o) Drink one pint of gasoline
u) Carve your larynx out with shards of glass
a) Walk down the street and attempt to give people head
r) Assume the fetal position as they gaybash you with rocks and fire hydrants
e) Cry and wimper as the police come and further brutalize you with 2x4's and broken plywood until the faulty wiring in your brain corrects itself and you turn straight
g) Go back home, drink some Zima and hold back the tears while you smash all of the bones in your hand with a hammer
a) Go to the furnace, douse it with hairspray, ignite the hairspray and vomit the gasoline you consumed earlier on the flames
y) Run around flaming and lisping. With enough luck, your neighbor/mom/retarded brother will come and impale you through the back with a spear
Good luck in the days to come.
