Man, there is just no nice way to say this so I'm just going to be honest with you:Are you fucking shitting me have you not seen the pics, go look at my profile woman geeeeez
1} Frankly, regarding your pecker pic, it ain't nothing to write home about.
2B.001.c] I'd personally take the picture down and stop bragging about it. Seriously.
Not trying to be cruel man, just realistic.