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Proposing tonight!

Not at all, but you did confirm the suspicions I've had that you're a dude.


How do you not know who this is? Constantly posting cock pics up?


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It's blue's nemesis.

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Oh, that really narrows the fucking field :rolleyes:

Look, I'm OLD, I'm out of the loop, and I suck at playing alter, alter, who is the alter and I always have.

I was also an unpopular child, had no friends at school and my mommy dressed me funny.
 
Good, that gives you time to READ THE BOOK!

Look, remember one thing, going into sex with at least theoretical knowledge is NOT for YOUR SAKE, fuck you, you're a dude. Guaranteed no matter how badly it goes you'll still bust a nut and be over the moon. This is a woman you're literally making an eternal commitment to and if you do a piss poor job at introducing her to sex you've screwed both of you for eternity.

That's a lot of pressure man.

So start spelling the alphabet with your tongue and get to ordering off Amazon, chop-chop.

worst advice ever !!! if you start by putting the pussy on a pedestal then be prepared to be walked over and downtrodden all your life
 
No man makes an eternal commitment to a woman
as a man you will always hunt on the side
marriage is designed for the emotional and mental build of a woman
as a man you will pump that meaty hole until youre sick of the sight of it
then you will dream of another younger tighter newer meaty hole in which to blow your load
this is whats been happening since the begining of time
but hey enjoy it while it lasts lol
 
No man makes an eternal commitment to a woman
as a man you will always hunt on the side
marriage is designed for the emotional and mental build of a woman
as a man you will pump that meaty hole until youre sick of the sight of it
then you will dream of another younger tighter newer meaty hole in which to blow your load
this is whats been happening since the begining of time
but hey enjoy it while it lasts lol
Actually Mormons DO believe they're making a literal eternal commitment (no till death do we part for them, there is no escape), as far as I know. And I do know that if Dabuff doesn't get married he's never getting any poon at all. And assuming he's not a polygamist he's only gonna have one kitty to play with for the rest of his life his goal should be to make that thing purr right off the blocks so wifey is amiable and enthusiastic.
 
Actually Mormons DO believe they're making a literal eternal commitment (no till death do we part for them, there is no escape), as far as I know. And I do know that if Dabuff doesn't get married he's never getting any poon at all. And assuming he's not a polygamist he's only gonna have one kitty to play with for the rest of his life his goal should be to make that thing purr right off the blocks so wifey is amiable and enthusiastic.

hahahaha youre kidding me right
poor bastard
 
You do know that a 9" girthy pecker is just about as common as a woman who can come just from being fucked, right?

Considering less than 1/4 of women can have coital orgasm either you've been very lucky, SB, or you're a lying SOB. I'm gonna go with option B. So you've never given a woman a screamer and you got a pecker like an icepick.

Are you fucking shitting me have you not seen the pics, go look at my profile woman geeeeez
 
Are you fucking shitting me have you not seen the pics, go look at my profile woman geeeeez
Man, there is just no nice way to say this so I'm just going to be honest with you:

1} Frankly, regarding your pecker pic, it ain't nothing to write home about.

2B.001.c] I'd personally take the picture down and stop bragging about it. Seriously.

Not trying to be cruel man, just realistic.
 
Man, there is just no nice way to say this so I'm just going to be honest with you:

1} Frankly, regarding your pecker pic, it ain't nothing to write home about.

2B.001.c] I'd personally take the picture down and stop bragging about it. Seriously.

Not trying to be cruel man, just realistic.

I actually do need to take it down, I'm to old to be having shit like that posted up anyways
 
Man, there is just no nice way to say this so I'm just going to be honest with you:

1} Frankly, regarding your pecker pic, it ain't nothing to write home about.

2B.001.c] I'd personally take the picture down and stop bragging about it. Seriously.

Not trying to be cruel man, just realistic.

Mm got the list format DOWN!
 
No man makes an eternal commitment to a woman
as a man you will always hunt on the side
marriage is designed for the emotional and mental build of a woman
as a man you will pump that meaty hole until youre sick of the sight of it
then you will dream of another younger tighter newer meaty hole in which to blow your load
this is whats been happening since the begining of time
but hey enjoy it while it lasts lol

I hope this is another one of your quotes....

makes me wanna vomit
 
Have you tried it?

No...but we get a lot of kids on the psych unit who don't ever quite come back from one time use of salvia. or if they do....takes awhile. It's legal here too.
 
Actually Mormons DO believe they're making a literal eternal commitment (no till death do we part for them, there is no escape), as far as I know. And I do know that if Dabuff doesn't get married he's never getting any poon at all. And assuming he's not a polygamist he's only gonna have one kitty to play with for the rest of his life his goal should be to make that thing purr right off the blocks so wifey is amiable and enthusiastic.


You are correct.
 
No...but we get a lot of kids on the psych unit who don't ever quite come back from one time use of salvia. or if they do....takes awhile. It's legal here too.
I'm not surprised to hear that. It's a shamanic plant. They're used to bridge to other, let's say realms.

Stands to reason, if you go somewhere without a map or a guide and you don't even know how to speak the language, you're very lucky if you don't get hurt, lost or attacked by a local.

IOW, either their souls are shattered or doors have been opened in their consciousness they don't know how to close and stuff just keeps floating through.
 
Where are they going? I've been visiting this site for the past year reading these people's experiences

Salvia.net - Salvia Experiences

Everyone's experiences are somewhat similar, reality being able to be rolled up like a scroll, time being a wheel and having spokes


I have to admit I'd like to see something like that but not go through the terror/confusion most of those people seem to experience. Like, to me they're not going anywhere good, and..don't seem to exist, or rather they exist, they are aware but have no...something is missing. I heard one kid..he said "why am I the door?" And he said "why can't I exist" and almost everyone is afraid of being sucked into something or try to get away from something...is that hell?? :worried:

How can a soul be shattered? What does that mean?
 
Someone just re-watched Witchboard.
I haven't the foggiest what that is and haven't the least inclination to Google it. Cali's just told you that people have used this stuff recreationally one time and it broke their brains. All I did was posit why one little legal plant could do such a thing.

Shamans have been around since humans lived in caves. Do you really think something tens of thousands of years old would still thrive if there wasn't something there?

People have forgotten more than they know. Science has its uses but there's more to the human experience than twenty some odd dollars worth of chemicals. We're just too blind to see and trust.
 
I'm not surprised to hear that. It's a shamanic plant. They're used to bridge to other, let's say realms.

Stands to reason, if you go somewhere without a map or a guide and you don't even know how to speak the language, you're very lucky if you don't get hurt, lost or attacked by a local.

IOW, either their souls are shattered or doors have been opened in their consciousness they don't know how to close and stuff just keeps floating through.

That's really interesting actually and totally fits with how they usually present. It's not a true psychotic presentation and then sometimes, they'll seem better but have periodic lapses. Good explanation! Thanks.

I read a discussion on another board about consciousness and the role for Shamanic plants...which I won't go into here but it was a fascinating topic. And similar issues around needing to be educated vs the teen looking for the "fun high"
 
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I haven't the foggiest what that is and haven't the least inclination to Google it. Cali's just told you that people have used this stuff recreationally one time and it broke their brains. All I did was posit why one little legal plant could do such a thing.

Shamans have been around since humans lived in caves. Do you really think something tens of thousands of years old would still thrive if there wasn't something there?

People have forgotten more than they know. Science has its uses but there's more to the human experience than twenty some odd dollars worth of chemicals. We're just too blind to see and trust.

Jeez, suck all the fun out of my lame lil' comment, why don't ya?
 
Jeez, suck all the fun out of my lame lil' comment, why don't ya?
Sorry 'bout that ;) I didn't mean to get all educational and shit.
 
This board has reached a new level of grossness lately...
 
Fuck y'all, now he won't do it


I've done it about 5 times or so, all great experiences. Fun times
That's because you can't lose what you didn't have to begin with :whatever:
 
Or maybe because all this fuckin hippy horseshit about an alternate universe is fucking stupid. It's just a fuckin plant, you smoke it, and it makes parts of your brain fire off information to other parts of your brain, creating hallucinations.

If some jackass can't deal with the fact that what he saw on it didn't actually exist, and was just a figment of his imagination, and now he's confused and his tiny brain is broken, that's his problem.

Stop trying to act like smoking a leaf off a gotdam plant is going to let you catch a peep of heaven or hell, it's just a high...
 
Or maybe because all this fuckin hippy horseshit about an alternate universe is fucking stupid. It's just a fuckin plant, you smoke it, and it makes parts of your brain fire off information to other parts of your brain, creating hallucinations.

If some jackass can't deal with the fact that what he saw on it didn't actually exist, and was just a figment of his imagination, and now he's confused and his tiny brain is broken, that's his problem.

Stop trying to act like smoking a leaf off a gotdam plant is going to let you catch a peep of heaven or hell, it's just a high...
I kind of like people like you in small doses, I really do. You're lucky because it's easier that way. Doesn't make it right, just easier.

Anyway, people like you can fuck around with mind altering drugs and that's it, all they do is get you high, you have the experience, move on. You don't have enough imagination to be in any danger. Like I said, can't lose what you don't have. And I admire how good folks like you are at straightforward life. You approach everything sort of like a dog, new experiences fall into one of three categories: Should I kill it? Should I eat it? Should I fuck it?
 
What category would "should I lick it?" fall in?


Would that be Eat or Fuck?
Isn't it obvious? Licking is to ascertain whether it IS something you fuck or eat.

Oh, I forgot one other category: Should I piss on it.

BTW, my husband gave me that list years ago. It's his take on men, not mine. I couldn't disagree with him.
 
Should I poop on it?
Pee/poop are the same thing ...

Of course, food and shit are the same thing to some dogs ... I had this beagle cross, fucker used to specifically go down into the basement to go get a crunchy evening snack out of the litterpan.

Lots of things I don't miss about owning dogs ...

I mean, you just have to wonder about the thought process going on there. "Hmmm, I could go for a nosh, clay encrusted dried cat turd should do the trick nicely, yum".
 
I kind of like people like you in small doses, I really do. You're lucky because it's easier that way. Doesn't make it right, just easier.

Anyway, people like you can fuck around with mind altering drugs and that's it, all they do is get you high, you have the experience, move on. You don't have enough imagination to be in any danger. Like I said, can't lose what you don't have. And I admire how good folks like you are at straightforward life. You approach everything sort of like a dog, new experiences fall into one of three categories: Should I kill it? Should I eat it? Should I fuck it?


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Lol @ it being actual danger. Danger of what, encountering something you can't explain or don't have the capacity to understand? I am comfortable knowing there are things I will never understand, and all the theoretical discussion and 'what if' nonsense is a waste of fucking time.

It's just a plant. It makes your brain lose control for about 5 minutes. It's exactly like pot, alcohol, or any other drug, they all have different effects.

You aren't peeking into a fucking alternate parallel gotdam universe from puffing on fuckin leaves.
 
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Lol @ it being actual danger. Danger of what, encountering something you can't explain or don't have the capacity to understand? I am comfortable knowing there are things I will never understand, and all the theoretical discussion and 'what if' nonsense is a waste of fucking time.

It's just a plant. It makes your brain lose control for about 5 minutes. It's exactly like pot, alcohol, or any other drug, they all have different effects.

You aren't peeking into a fucking alternate parallel gotdam universe from puffing on fuckin leaves.

It's not a waste of time; it's interesting.
 
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Lol @ it being actual danger. Danger of what, encountering something you can't explain or don't have the capacity to understand? I am comfortable knowing there are things I will never understand, and all the theoretical discussion and 'what if' nonsense is a waste of fucking time.

It's just a plant. It makes your brain lose control for about 5 minutes. It's exactly like pot, alcohol, or any other drug, they all have different effects.

You aren't peeking into a fucking alternate parallel gotdam universe from puffing on fuckin leaves.
Did you not notice Cali's post that people end up with permanent periodic psychotic breaks from hallucinogens, in particular sativa? Not my idea of fun or BS.

You're being serious, so am I. You said you're willing to believe there are things that you don't understand or know about so try this line of reasoning: There are alternative dimensions that exist right next to the world we live in. Some of those universes/realms/worlds are accessible to us, but not in physical form (which is constrained by its nature to this dimension). Our consciousness is permanently anchored to our 3 dimensional bodies until we die but it can travel into different dimensions if a person is born with the innate talent or is trained or gets a boost from nature.

If the wrong person messes around with shamanic plants they can loosen their anchor in this plane. They've opened their consciousness to those alternative dimensions, without knowing how to close it up again.

I'm no expert, I don't claim to be, never have. Maybe if I was an expert I could explain it better ... more likely than not I'd probably not bother discussing this at all because esoteric/occult stuff (I mean that in the literal definition of those words) is something a person is either drawn to and comes to accept or doesn't and trying to talk to the latter about this shit either annoys them or makes them think you're a flake.
 
Did you not notice Cali's post that people end up with permanent periodic psychotic breaks from hallucinogens, in particular sativa? Not my idea of fun or BS.

You're being serious, so am I. You said you're willing to believe there are things that you don't understand or know about so try this line of reasoning: There are alternative dimensions that exist right next to the world we live in. Some of those universes/realms/worlds are accessible to us, but not in physical form (which is constrained by its nature to this dimension). Our consciousness is permanently anchored to our 3 dimensional bodies until we die but it can travel into different dimensions if a person is born with the innate talent or is trained or gets a boost from nature.

If the wrong person messes around with shamanic plants they can loosen their anchor in this plane. They've opened their consciousness to those alternative dimensions, without knowing how to close it up again.

I'm no expert, I don't claim to be, never have. Maybe if I was an expert I could explain it better ... more likely than not I'd probably not bother discussing this at all because esoteric/occult stuff (I mean that in the literal definition of those words) is something a person is either drawn to and comes to accept or doesn't and trying to talk to the latter about this shit either annoys them or makes them think you're a flake.

lol
 
I think it's a risk...especially if you have a vulnerable brain or are still in stages of brain development ie: under 25. And who can predict how you will react?? We get young people who go psychotic from smoking weed too (I know that won't be popular here but I see it all the time). It's not just E or meth or any of the other chemical drugs hurting young people anymore. Some people can do it their whole lives and not have any serious issues but others, all it takes is once. I, personally, would never touch salvia. Not worth the risk to me.
 
But how could that be? It's a plant..it's all natural?!? ;)
 
I think it's a risk...especially if you have a vulnerable brain or are still in stages of brain development ie: under 25. And who can predict how you will react?? We get young people who go psychotic from smoking weed too (I know that won't be popular here but I see it all the time). It's not just E or meth or any of the other chemical drugs hurting young people anymore. Some people can do it their whole lives and not have any serious issues but others, all it takes is once. I, personally, would never touch salvia. Not worth the risk to me.

I have experienced psychotic symptoms from getting high.
 
I went psycho from weed once. even called all of my buddies and told them I was dying. good times

I took one hit from that stuff Mitch had that he posted a pic of on here..it had the crystals all over it and SimplyDave said it was for newbs or whatever lol...anyway, I FREAKED OUT...one hit. LOL
 
I went psycho from weed once. even called all of my buddies and told them I was dying. good times
Same thing happened to me, psychosis from weed. People I talked to later said it sounded like it was laced with dust. I was never much into it to begin with so it could have been. Horrible experience, thought I was either dying or losing my mind. Actually had flashbacks from it for years later.
 
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