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Yeah, little FYI boys, 9 out of 10 girls ... uh, lemme rephrase that to reflect numbers more appropriate for those of you who have actually been with living, breathing, human girls -- two out of three women who claim to have had an orgasm just from having some dude enthusiastically stick his pecker into them are lying. They faked it. They'll deny it up and down but I assure you, they faked it. And if you think you can tell the difference you need to buy this really cool bridge I have for sale, best investment you'll ever make.
First one didn't, that's for sure. Fucker's ego couldn't handle the thought of competing with marital aids.
Current one knows all sorts of tricks and is open to experimentation.
WoodyO
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Just has trouble finding it with that bad eye sight of his?
This is true. More women than not cannot have an orgasm from sex alone so if every woman you've slept with every single one claims she has then some of them are faking it.
This. I could care less if there has been some faking in the past.
Dummy, he's got typical vision for someone who is older, distance is the problem. Which is kind of an issue because he's got a bitch of a commute.
And remember, I said he's good in the rack (actually, the best, he's kind of got a gift). Certainly factored into my decision making process when it came to leaving spouse #1, no denying that.
He turned 60 in January. He's 11 years older than me.
Acts like he's fucking 12 half the time though ...
WoodyO
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WoodyO
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Are you married to Buck Adams?
You mean Buck Angel?
Hubs couldn't hack it in the porn industry, they need to be able to bust on command. He's more like the Energizer bunny.
WoodyO
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Nah man, gross. Google Buck Adams. You'll remember him from the Vivid or VCI days.
Assuming you meant 1.2 cm. Seeing how you canucks use the metric system and all. You assholes can't convert to inches.
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how often you faking it, every time?
I just made Woody say gross. I win.
WoodyO
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Is she calling you to explain?
Isn't it an interesting thought? The things women do to shield the fragile egos of the men they care about.
Buahahaha
wide?
I can actually cum ONLY by penetration, guess I'm a weird one
I've always found women who fake orgasms to be idiots, how the fuck is the guy gonna know to try harder if you fake it? if he doesn't care then WTF give him the satisfaction of letting him think he got it right?
lololo that sir is quite an achievement!
No, I don't fake it...you know that!
WoodyO
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I can actually cum ONLY by penetration, guess I'm a weird one
I've always found women who fake orgasms to be idiots, how the fuck is the guy gonna know to try harder if you fake it? if he doesn't care then WTF give him the satisfaction of letting him think he got it right?
That's because you're Latina and Latinas can have multiple orgasms by just seeing a cock or even thinking about one.
Lol, no. He knows. You can't fake those orgasms
Shall I bring up the fact that Nan is very into anal?
I can actually cum ONLY by penetration, guess I'm a weird one
I've always found women who fake orgasms to be idiots, how the fuck is the guy gonna know to try harder if you fake it? if he doesn't care then WTF give him the satisfaction of letting him think he got it right?
You can't climax any other way?
WoodyO
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Are you not into anal?
Eh, it's an option. It's one of those things I have to be in the mood for.
Good stiff breeze and half the dudes on this board need to wank off.
Which leads me to believe there's something wrong with your womenz, or you just lack them in general
LOL that's actually a big accomplishment! You do win!
I can actually cum ONLY by penetration, guess I'm a weird one
I've always found women who fake orgasms to be idiots, how the fuck is the guy gonna know to try harder if you fake it? if he doesn't care then WTF give him the satisfaction of letting him think he got it right?
You would be an exception for sure....
And sometimes you fake it because you know it's not gonna happen and you just want to get it over with. lol
WoodyO
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Good stiff breeze and half the dudes on this board need to wank off.
Which leads me to believe there's something wrong with your womenz, or you just lack them in general
108 years old, and you still don't know rubbing one out is part of a guys lifestyle? It's a daily chore much like shaving and showering.
Your lifestyle maybe. Believe it or not this is something my husband and I have discussed and we both agree that the day either of us would rather self serve than get together is the day we're calling it quits.
Honestly, really good sex spoils you for masturbation. I'm not making that up or bragging or whatever. We just have really good chemistry. It's like the sum is greater than the whole of its parts. I totally admit I'm one lucky woman. Some people live their entire lives and don't find "the one", never mind someone they have good sexual chemistry with. I'm married to my best friend who still makes my toes curl after 20 years and I count my blessings every day.
WoodyO
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Not so much. I prefer written erotica when I'm in the mood for it at all (NO, not frigging 50 shades, jesus that shit's just plain bad, like Twilight bad). He used to watch porn quite a bit, when he was married to wife #2, but eventually it gets boring. There are only so many ways you can stick so many things into so many places if you really think about it.
It never ends and is never boring
Bring it up in what sense?
Well no I misspoke, I meant to say its my surefire best way. woodyo is pretty right in the sense that almost anything gets me going lolol but its not a latina thing, most of my female friends in CR were prudes who faked shit for "their man" fuck that.
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he's just telling you that to get you to shut up muscle mom.
I'm calling BS. At 48, I'm just slowing down to where once a day is enough. Even that is too much to ask of the typical women; especially a 45-year-old one.
And for much of my life, 3 times a day wasn't uncommon. Who can pull that off without masturbation?
You aren't my husband
Just because all you want to do is bust a nut constantly doesn't mean every guy is like you. I also happened to be married to one of the few men I've ever known who can actually be too stressed out to be interested in sex. And FYI, I'm 49 and my husband is 60, that slowing down doesn't improve over the next decade.
No, he's right. All men constantly wanna pop one off...
Frankly I think most of the men on this board are a tad oversexed, how much of that is the fact that most of them have more than quadruple the normal amount of test in their systems, I couldn't tell you.
But plenty of men out there don't want to hump like bunnies 24/7. Hell, one of the contributing factors to my leaving my first husband is he would give me the brush off sexually (might have been a manipulation tactic on his behalf, his favorite game was mind fuck).
And again, your drives are going to change when you enter your 50s and 60s, I promise you that.
Maybe it's you...
Mine can be too stressed, too tired, too hungry, too full, sleepy, sad, happy, hot, you name itYou aren't my husband
And FYI, I'm 49 and my husband is 60, that slowing down doesn't improve over the next decade.
But like bigbassturd said, it's probably me
Nope. I'm a neurotic loser in a lot of ways, but I can honestly say I take damned good care of my husband.
And I have it on good authority I am eminently fuckable
nastyassnigga
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let's see dat ass
Not if you were the last man on earth, I'd go lesbo. In fact, if you were the last person on earth I'd slit my wrists.
nastyassnigga
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that's what they all say til I put this mutha fuckin reverse chicken leg sleeper hold on that ass
*ebony*
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Sweetie, were I not happily married I'd gladly take you up on that offer even without the apocalyptic incentive!That sounds terribly unappealing. Going lesbo with musclemom sounds better.
WoodyO
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Nope. I'm a neurotic loser in a lot of ways, but I can honestly say I take damned good care of my husband.
And I have it on good authority I am eminently fuckable
Citationings?
There's no better authority and a 60 yr old dude who's into wiccans.
Well, I will say that generally speaking people in the pagan community are rather uninhibited and usually open minded.
You ever hit up Dreadlox for some salvia bro?
WoodyO
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Well, they all drive small hatchbacks or hybrids. Yaris, Festiva, Fit, etc. They all have a co-exist or some sort of Wiccan bumper sticker.
Most hand around the hipster new age book stores or candle shops along the beaches.
Most are recognizable by their dress code. Long skirts with print on them is common. So are scarves or some sort of wrap. Chinsy (handmade) looking jewelry is also common.
Congregating around the yoga studios, but thankfully not wearing yoga pants everywhere. They are also pretty common at the Vegan restaurants that are taking over the coastline.
WoodyO
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Me? Never heard of it.
I can honestly say I've never met a "typical" wiccan. It's kind of a problem in the community in a way, everyone has an opinion so about the only thing we can agree on is there is no one single way to do anything or what to believe.
Oh, you have those. We call them "fluffy bunnies". 95% of the wiccans I know look like anyone else, from soccer moms to business professionals, people in the health care industry. You see the odd Yaris or Prius but plenty of everything else, too. Hell, my husband and I own a small SUV
I confess I do have a Co-Exist banner, though. It's 4' x 5' and hangs in my porch window ... it's there to annoy the Jehovah's Witnesses who have a meeting hall across the street from my house and constantly take up our parking.
yeah go to that shop we were talking about the other day and ask that kid for a couple grams of salvia
Smoke it, then post up and share
WoodyO
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Oh, you have those. We call them "fluffy bunnies". 95% of the wiccans I know look like anyone else, from soccer moms to business professionals, people in the health care industry. You see the odd Yaris or Prius but plenty of everything else, too. Hell, my husband and I own a small SUV
I confess I do have a Co-Exist banner, though. It's 4' x 5' and hangs in my porch window ... it's there to annoy the Jehovah's Witnesses who have a meeting hall across the street from my house and constantly take up our parking.
Keep in mind that I live in a fairly wealthy coastal city, so almost everyone here is pretentious and trendy, no matter what trend they are following.
WoodyO
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I actually wandered over there on the weekend, but ended up going to Cigar Grotto across the street, then walked down to Bull Taco for lunch. I completely forgot what I went downtown for.
I once got really drunk around noon at the pier and pissed on that little house that was in Top Gun
Good times
Good times
WoodyO
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I got a BJ on the porch there. It was planned though. I used the fact that it was being taken down as a reason.
Not at all, but you did confirm the suspicions I've had that you're a dude.
No balls if you don't
*ebony*
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Oh, you have those. We call them "fluffy bunnies". 95% of the wiccans I know look like anyone else, from soccer moms to business professionals, people in the health care industry. You see the odd Yaris or Prius but plenty of everything else, too. Hell, my husband and I own a small SUV
I confess I do have a Co-Exist banner, though. It's 4' x 5' and hangs in my porch window ... it's there to annoy the Jehovah's Witnesses who have a meeting hall across the street from my house and constantly take up our parking.
I have sneakers with coexist design all over em. I love them. Also have a messenger bag with co-exist print. If that is wiccan wear, I like it.
Don't discount the fact that the men on this board post anonymously so can be more truthful than in a typical discussion with a woman. I didn't touch any anabolic until I was 37 and I was a 3 times a day man straight through my 20's and 30's.
I may be more oversexed than typical but I can be much more honest than a man who doesn't want you to think he's a freak.
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Of course I'm a fucking dude. Do you not know who I am?
