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- Thread starter Phemomena
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well no...but I can sympathize with you 
I have this embarrassing problem that i hate to talk about, i fart too much. anywhere near other people or especially at the gym i feel so ashamed. i thought that when i cleaned up my diet (i used to eat like shit) and stopped eating beans it would go away but if anything it's gotten worse. i tried dropping dairy--still didn't work.
I have this embarrassing problem that i hate to talk about, i fart too much. anywhere near other people or especially at the gym i feel so ashamed. i thought that when i cleaned up my diet (i used to eat like shit) and stopped eating beans it would go away but if anything it's gotten worse. i tried dropping dairy--still didn't work.Sorry I can't help either. But if you find anything that really WORKS, you can resell it and make a mint!!! Alex over at ProteinFactory.com had some suggestions, but I can't remember what they were.... I think it was acidophilis, lacto bacili, and something else...but I may be hallucinating too...Sorry to be so worthless of a memory..
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natglutes
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Phemomena, have you ever tried Beno........helps with the flatulance.........you can get it in the Health store. Try to swalow you food slowly........and drink lots of water.
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Captain_insano
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I used to work at GNC and natglutes is right. The product Beno is suppossed to be good at getting rid of flatulance.
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natglutes
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Ive had this problem before when I started hight protein diet, but after years of eating like this..........my body is used to hight protein......also I find that if you eating a lot of carbs that contain wheat.........it may cause some flatulance...........I dont eat any starchy carbs.........and it seems to work.........no more Gas I dont carry matches anymore..........
Love my eggs..........
I dont carry matches anymore..........Love my eggs..........
There are a couple of poses in yoga which won't stop the gas but will get it all out in one go . . .(so best done in private !!!)
Lie on your back and pull your thighs to your chest. In the position roll around on your back for a bit.
Shoulder stands, whilst not directly related to your problem, stimulate the thyroid and speed up your metabolism . . . nuff said.
Lie on your back and pull your thighs to your chest. In the position roll around on your back for a bit.
Shoulder stands, whilst not directly related to your problem, stimulate the thyroid and speed up your metabolism . . . nuff said.
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Little Girl
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I used to have a lot of flatulences. When I mean a lot, it's A LOT! The major raison: carbs! When I first started lifting weights, I dind't know anything about nutrition so I was eating carbs, carbs and carbs. I was a real skunk! But today, my diet is wayyyyy cleaner and I eat a very little amount of carbs per day, I could say that this problem is over. On my cheating day though...(mainly the day after) oh my God! Carbs for me = FART!
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strongchick
Well-known member
my little bro is an amateur natural bb'er...
he says "my farts don't stink cuz my system is clean..but I do fart a lot" as he blows one right in the kitchen to demonstrate!
he says "my farts don't stink cuz my system is clean..but I do fart a lot" as he blows one right in the kitchen to demonstrate!
strongchick
Well-known member
sense of smell...hmmm. This brings me to the question...why DO farts smell? What causes farts? How does Beano work, if it does?
Strongchick to the rescue....<cause I can't sleep and I find this discussion funny and informative>...learn all you ever wanted to know about farts, Beano, and why farts smell:
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question46.htm
http://www.drweil.com/archiveqa/0,2283,1187,00.html
http://www.sciencenet.org.uk/database/Biology/Food/b00189b.html
Actually...knowing why/how kinda kills the joy a bit...I mean...it is much funnier if I can just think of my little brother as a stank ass brat without intellectualizing it...
no offense, Phemomena.
I AM lactose intolerant, and because of this, have had to learn the "squeeze the buttocks and pray method"!
Strongchick to the rescue....<cause I can't sleep and I find this discussion funny and informative>...learn all you ever wanted to know about farts, Beano, and why farts smell:
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question46.htm
http://www.drweil.com/archiveqa/0,2283,1187,00.html
http://www.sciencenet.org.uk/database/Biology/Food/b00189b.html
Actually...knowing why/how kinda kills the joy a bit...I mean...it is much funnier if I can just think of my little brother as a stank ass brat without intellectualizing it...
no offense, Phemomena.
I AM lactose intolerant, and because of this, have had to learn the "squeeze the buttocks and pray method"!
im from hawaii. there was this new pill introduced to the market with high dosages of mint in it. Its supposed to help with b.o., farts, and other stinky crap that your body emits. www.bodymint.com aloha
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manny78
Guest
I used to have this problem....just go at the pharmacy and they'll give a product ..kindda strawberry tabs you need to chew right after your meal. It works pretty good.
Phemomena
New member
update....
its been a couple of weeks since i posted it, and i guess the farts just don't like to be talked about, cause they just went away.... i get the occasional one, but nothing bizarre or offensive like they were before, maybe my body was just fighting off something (or someone?? ), but it seems to have cleared up for now... if they come back i will try any/all of these suggestions...
pray that i don't have to though!
thanks everyone for your help and understanding....
and the clench and pray method has always helped me out in those tight situations where there is just no place to run
its been a couple of weeks since i posted it, and i guess the farts just don't like to be talked about, cause they just went away.... i get the occasional one, but nothing bizarre or offensive like they were before, maybe my body was just fighting off something (or someone??
), but it seems to have cleared up for now... if they come back i will try any/all of these suggestions...pray that i don't have to though!
thanks everyone for your help and understanding....
and the clench and pray method has always helped me out in those tight situations where there is just no place to run
absolute hardgainer
New member
Try this chant:
OHHHHHHHH --- IT SMELLS IN HERE!!!
THERE MUST BE SOME METHANE IN THE ATHMOSPHERE!!!
work for me keeping everybody away
hardgainer (smelly)
OHHHHHHHH --- IT SMELLS IN HERE!!!
THERE MUST BE SOME METHANE IN THE ATHMOSPHERE!!!
work for me keeping everybody away
hardgainer (smelly)
strongchick
Well-known member
It's my off day, damn.
Anyway..is this just an urban myth, or is it true...this is either funny or sad...depending on whether it is true or not....
I heard about a really fat guy that shut himself in a room with no windows, no ventilation, after eating a butt load of beans, and fell asleep. He never work up because he kept farting during his sleep and the accumulation of methane gas killed him.
?????
Anyway..is this just an urban myth, or is it true...this is either funny or sad...depending on whether it is true or not....
I heard about a really fat guy that shut himself in a room with no windows, no ventilation, after eating a butt load of beans, and fell asleep. He never work up because he kept farting during his sleep and the accumulation of methane gas killed him.
?????
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