Post Yourt favorite Quotes!

[nycgirl]

Stay Slim. If you want peace in your home, keep his belly full and his balls empty. - My Father.

Don't let anyone fuck with your money. - My Mother

Prince Charming is not coming here to rescue your ass. - My Parents

 

[wootoom]

LOLOL feed me a stray cat that was the best part of the movie

 

[StickFigure]

LOLOL feed me a stray cat that was the best part of the movie

Wootoom, I'll slash your throat witha rusty butter knife, pull your tongue through the opening and drink the blood that poors off the end of it and laugh as you choke on your own tongue!!

yeah, thats a good one!

 

[Daisy_]

Stay Slim. If you want peace in your home, keep his belly full and his balls empty. - My Father.

Don't let anyone fuck with your money. - My Mother

Prince Charming is not coming here to rescue your ass. - My Parents

Your dad said that.

 

[nycgirl]

Your dad said that.

Yes. He told me that when I was a teenager. I was standing on the hallway steps.

He ends some of our telephone conversations with "Stay Slim" followed by I love you. Or, somehow in the middle of a conversation he will work it in say "Stay Slim, Brenda. Stay Slim.".

 

[DannoMight]

Work smarter not harder. = My father

Don't ever hit my grandson again bitch or I'll beat your ass! = My grandpa the only one who really stepped up to my evil stepmother.

 

[Daisy_]

Yes. He told me that when I was a teenager. I was standing on the hallway steps.

He ends some of our telephone conversations with "Stay Slim" followed by I love you. Or, somehow in the middle of a conversation he will work it in say "Stay Slim, Brenda. Stay Slim.".

That is too funny, just the part about keeping his balls empty. I had to giggle. Your dad sounds like a funny guy!

 

[dirty~d~]

"Well behaved women rarely make history."

 

[Hiatussin]

Inspiration? c´est transpiration!

 

[biteme]

"I am an enigma and a contradiction because I represent life and that's what life is" biteme