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[Kano]

Has anyone ever stroked it while driving ??

 

[swole]

lol once by my freshman year college roomie

he left for class and i knew his sched so i had tons of time - waited 2 min until he left to start

so i was at my comp, pants around my ankles with at least 3 movie windows open, slappin the sawseege when i heard the key turning in the lock

i couldn't close all the windows so i just leaped on my bed with my dick in the sheets, ass exposed and pants at my ankles, porn still playing on the comp

my exact words, "yea i didn't plan that right"

 

[Kano]

lol once by my freshman year college roomie

he left for class and i knew his sched so i had tons of time - waited 2 min until he left to start

so i was at my comp, pants around my ankles with at least 3 movie windows open, slappin the sawseege when i heard the key turning in the lock

i couldn't close all the windows so i just leaped on my bed with my dick in the sheets, ass exposed and pants at my ankles, porn still playing on the comp

my exact words, "yea i didn't plan that right"

thats fucking funny bro ... awesome

 

[swole]

the next year i was in a fraternity house - they had a spare room that was used for porn and beating off

a nice bedroom on the top floor of a beautiful victorian house stacked with movies and tissues.

i loved that room - it was shameless

 

[Kano]

the next year i was in a fraternity house - they had a spare room that was used for porn and beating off

a nice bedroom on the top floor of a beautiful victorian house stacked with movies and tissues.

i loved that room - it was shameless

Fuck bro .. You cant wipe your shaft with tissues thy stick to you Scholng lololol

 

[dabuffguy]

what? that didn't make sense.

He was inferring that his dad whacked it a lot, saying "I'm over here" because his dad couldn't see dbecause he was blind due to too much masturbation.

 

[swole]

Fuck bro .. You cant wipe your shaft with tissues thy stick to you Scholng lololol

this is true.

usually i spew it all over a piece of paper or a towel. yes i have a beat off towel, but i usually just wipe the little spots with the towel and simply crumple up the paper and toss it

i have a routine

 

[needtogetaas]

this is true.

usually i spew it all over a piece of paper or a towel. yes i have a beat off towel, but i usually just wipe the little spots with the towel and simply crumple up the paper and toss it

i have a routine

I spew it all over something I know my wife will see. Kind of like saying see you should have sucked it.

 

[Jon79]

A freinds stopped over and walked in my room and caught me wacking away .. I told him i would be right out i was about bust it ..

gawd i bet that was hawt...

 

[habitualhealth]

this is true.

usually i spew it all over a piece of paper or a towel. yes i have a beat off towel, but i usually just wipe the little spots with the towel and simply crumple up the paper and toss it

i have a routine

well, i'll surely sleepy better tonight knowing said routine