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I almost burned down the apartment building this morning. I took off on an errand to Home Depot and sort of forgot that there was a weenie boiling on the stove. It had boiled dry when I got home, and there was smoke. Dunno how much worse it would have become if I hadn't got home in time.
 
I almost burned down the apartment building this morning. I took off on an errand to Home Depot and sort of forgot that there was a weenie boiling on the stove. It had boiled dry when I got home, and there was smoke. Dunno how much worse it would have become if I hadn't got home in time.
THAT is a good reason NOT to eat hotdogs, besides the fact that they are all garbage parts of the Oinker. ;)
 
Their bowls are empty.

Is the white one deaf?

no
actually he has quite a vocabulary he understands
and I mis it up dropping some terms and introducing new ones
maximus can hear my turbo charges/exhaust system pull into the driver
and he'll be at the window
Gretchen just wants to get outside and safari
 
no
actually he has quite a vocabulary he understands
and I mis it up dropping some terms and introducing new ones
maximus can hear my turbo charges/exhaust system pull into the driver
and he'll be at the window
Gretchen just wants to get outside and safari

Clyde seems to recognize the sound of my car from a block or more away. I often find him waiting at the front step or at the front of the sidewalk when I get home.
 
I have 31 million betted so far in the bookie, it's sunday bitchez, get your asses in there!

Whiskey
 
Clyde seems to recognize the sound of my car from a block or more away. I often find him waiting at the front step or at the front of the sidewalk when I get home.

this new female cat I got is Mallory
you have a Bonnie?
 
No Bonnie, just Clyde. He was going to be Claude, because when I was trying to think of a name for him he clawed his way up my leg. But I decided that I couldn't shout "CLAUDE" at the top of my lungs at 3:00 AM. That's my test for good pet names -- would you be embarrassed to wake up all your neighbors calling for them at 3:00 AM? It rules out names such as "Mittens" or "Mr. Fluffy".
 
No Bonnie, just Clyde. He was going to be Claude, because when I was trying to think of a name for him he clawed his way up my leg. But I decided that I couldn't shout "CLAUDE" at the top of my lungs at 3:00 AM. That's my test for good pet names -- would you be embarrassed to wake up all your neighbors calling for them at 3:00 AM? It rules out names such as "Mittens" or "Mr. Fluffy".

I'm wearing shorts these days because Mallory claws her way up
no shoes either
so I don't step on her
she plays with my feet and I need to feel if she is around
 
and i don't call for my cats when i'm out looking for them
i think like they do
or get out the water hose if it hasn't been too long
and leave a door open
 
I picked up a beautiful princess from the interstate
perfect and looked just like maria my first love
made the news in birmingham her being the daughter of a prominent physician
other drivers commented she was driving that SUV with one of her feet on the rearview
broke her neck
 
much of miller's crossing was filmed in birmingham,alabama
back in the days one of my cocaine buddies family owned
an old style italian restuarant
old style
the cast ate there
his mom would be in the kitchen smokin' over the sauce
 
"these guys they got procedures
they're not independant of thought and action
like us"
 
a guy who used to work in the cemetery
had "Independant" tattooed across his back
spent a lot of time in jail too
 
Aw heck I fucked up and sent everybody the same karma picture as yesterday. Sorry for the repeat, it won't happen again.
 
Hey guys..I've been MIA too. Been a crazy busy week!! :)
 
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