I hate everyone
you haven't been pregnant yet
Lol !I sarrie I couldn't help it they have the right to know
I'm so pissed right now
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thanksshe was "getting ready" for bed...that was last night...does your little girl still sleep in a crib ER?
tuesdays and training way too much.. need to rest and pace myself.. 2x day is brutal.. i'm getting too old for this shit..
she does still sleep in her crib. She has for the last year, and she will be two on Sunday.
The other night she woke up at 3am. So I went in her room and asked what was wrong. She said I needed to hold her. So I took her in our spare room and we snuggled for the rest of the night. I have to say I really enjoyed that
We are having her birthday party on Sunday, we are so excited. I think it's more fun for us the parents than her.
That's adorable. That's against my parenting style though. I'm one of those mean bitchy moms...if I had a son I'd probably spoil the hell out of him lol!
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That's adorable. That's against my parenting style though. I'm one of those mean bitchy moms...if I had a son I'd probably spoil the hell out of him lol!
if I had a son he'd pwn me too...if you had a son you'd be harder on him I bet![]()
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A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white dildo? He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesnt buy anything.
A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a dildo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one. Then she asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? He says oh thats a very special one, thats $250. She buys it.
At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold.
The man said no dildos but I sold your thermos for $250!
A man is working a a dildo store, when a brunette walks in. She asks him how much for the black dildo? He replies $50 for the black one, $50 for the white one. She leaves without purchasing anything.
A red head walks in and asks him how much for the white dildo? He replies $50 for the white one, $50 for the black one. she doesnt buy anything.
A blonde enters the store and asks him how much for a dildo? He answers $50 for a black one, $50 for a white one. Then she asks how much for the plaid one on the shelf behind him? He says oh thats a very special one, thats $250. She buys it.
At closing, the manager walk in and asks the man how much he sold.
The man said no dildos but I sold your thermos for $250!
nobody hits anymore. fuck this
nobody hits anymore. fuck this
lmao, now that is funny
i need to get myself together like fartacus
the puke is worth iti believe in the power of american natives and Psilocybin
all i ever wanted
all i ever needed
is here in my arms
words are very
unneccasary, they can only
due harm
I feel your pain
and the use of "due"
"I do" next time is a tougher choice
let us go eat some foreign pussy
i believe
way to fuck up a kay thread fartacus
now we must think about our karma
take a shit and go get more to eat
it's elite
i stormed the beach of faggotry
does death end the pain
or begin it?
i stormed the beach of faggotry
pick3 wuz
next question
fuck why is life taking so long?
How many times do u masturbate a week?
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