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Please help my cousin be a pimp!!!

here is a pic of him

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LOL- dude- sorry you are related to that kid... just off him and tell your aunt and uncle to start over....
 
shit i think the only real advice for this guy is to..
get him in the gym!!!!

i never have to kick game..... girls just wanna feel my body. it dose the talking. show him how to us (AS)

tell him to watch alot of music videos that helps...


by summer he gains 20lbs wears contacts he will be fine.
 
Talk to NODADDYNO he always tagging babes........seriously though, he's not ugly or anything he shouldn't have a prob.
 
Lose the glasses & get contacts.

Also, he is like me in that I look A LOT younger than I am. So he might want to stick to the younger chicks (-2 years or so). If he can some kind of facial hair it might look well on him also - just don't go over board with it.

That will help with the girls noticing him, faking confidence is the key to keep them noticing him.
 
Or just do like in American Pie and pay some cute girl to say great things about him and act interested in him. That drives them crazy - they must compete with other females then.:)
 
it's sooooo easy to get laid in Boland. Even by the hot girls if you know how to get in there.

i ran that shit when i was a freshman 2 years ago before i got booted.

he just needs to not give a fuck, make himself look presentable with new clothes, ditch the glasses, hit the gym, and spike his hair.

seriously..make sure he looks at fraternities..just make sure he doesn't pledge mine :p

if you can't get pussy at SHU, you cant' get pussy anywhere.

There was always one or two floors stacked with fine ass bitches, and most of them were coke/weed whores that looked good.

you tell him he better take advantage of it...because after freshman year shit goes downhill bigtime at that school. Freshman it's basically meet/people party in the dorm, and sometimes go to house parties/clubs/bars.

but since the cops became dicks in south orange it's pretty much become a bar school. If he can get an ID and go to South Orange grille or Jumbalaya's he'll find alot of drunk chicks.
 
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