physics question

[BrothaBill]

Engg's continuing to get pwned... lol...


In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been saved by divine intervention -- so he's let go. The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too. They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem......"

Geez 4:10 for both posts, SamoteBB, are you in the computer lab again

 

[samoth]

No Brothabill, hold the Adderal and go straight to the DXM and Shrooms, THEN after 1.5 hours, take the DMT (Dimethyltryptaline) that you extracted from the mimosa hostilis rootbark. Use a DMT pipe and inhale deeply and then hold it in, do all with in a minute so that super tolerance doesnt affect your receptors.
Add a can of nitrous from a whip cream can, then take the Adderal and wash it down with a big glass of homebrewed ayahuasca. Meet the string and brain aliens on Plateau Sigma, past the fourth plateau

Remember Samoth, eat LOTS of red meat, drink alcohol, lots of Tamasic foods. Try to get grounded. The quotidian banality of three dimensions can be a sane human's best friend.

 

[mountain muscle]

Cheif's suck.

Does that make them engineers?

 

[samoth]

Geez 4:10 for both posts, SamoteBB, are you in the computer lab again

Yeah, you're sitting right next to us *kicks samoth in the shin*

 

[samoth]

A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender, 'How much for a beer?' The bartender looks at him, and says 'For you, no charge.'

Two neutrinoes go thru a bar...

 

[samoth]

Cheif's suck.

Does that make them engineers?

YES! Now you're catching on!

 

[samoth]

YES! Now you're catching on!

*ducks*

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Cheif's suck.

Does that make them engineers?

Lol you at least could welcome us to the ''maybe next year'' club with open arms.

 

[UA_Iron]

engineers will rule the world

we'll ask the engineering math people for math questions and the engineering physics people for physics questions.

There's no need for plain math or physics majors anymore.

 

[BrothaBill]

Remember Samoth, eat LOTS of red meat, drink alcohol, lots of Tamasic foods. Try to get grounded. The quotidian banality of three dimensions can be a sane human's best friend.

Yes, BrothaBill, its all included in the rest of the steps of your herbal tea

Drink it up, retch...

9. Retch some more.

10. Try to regain your composure and balance after dry-heaving.

11. Lie back and listen to some didgeridoo music.
Begin to think you're dying, being devoured to the clean-picked bone by a school of rainbow piranhas, submerged in the hell-realms suffering brutal tortures and repeated dismemberment at the teeth and claws of the blood-dripping minions of Lord Yama and various ferocious Mezoamerican deities like Tezcatlipoca simultaneously.

12. Experience a complete and utter ontological meltdown at the face of imminent death. Recognize if the 'huasca kills you now you'll be caught in one of the hell-bardos for a minor eternity due to your accumulated bad karma. Keep repeating your name to remind yourself that you have a body. Shower repeatedly to wash away the overwhelming forces of evil fighting over your soul ã in between rounds of projectile diarrhea. Marvel at just how full of shit you are.

13. Panic, but try to remind yourself that time is your ally, even though each moment seems like an eternity of suffering. Remember that"this too shall pass." Believe this with the greatest skepticism.
Continue this way for several hours, wondering all along if you'll actually be able to come out of the hell-worlds intact.

14. Wake up the following morning, swearing off psychedelics for at least a very long while, still fearful of inadvertently re-invoking this terrifying state of consciousness.

15. Go to bed the following night and reexperience this realm of consciousness during the hypnagogic state and nearly die of fright that you'll wind up in an ontological cul-de-sac someplace, dribbling down your chin until your time is up.

16. Eat LOTS of red meat, drink alcohol, lots of Tamasic foods. Try to get grounded. The quotidian banality of three dimensions can be a sane human's best friend.

17. Finally, several weeks later, look back on the experience without feeling a lingering sense of terror.
Begin to regain some perspective. Consider trying 'la purga' again under the supervision of a very experienced shaman able to help those less experienced to finally conquer these treacherous realms (as must ultimately be done). One must go into the breach again to be fully cured.

18. Maintain a VERY HEALTHY respect for the Vine of the Soul, recognizing that it can kill, regardless of what they say about tryptamine neurotoxicity. The tryptamines won't kill you; the heart-stoppage from unmitigated terror can, though.