I dont believe in cremes, pumps, pills, weights, jelkin or contraptions on this one, I think surgery is the only real well known proven alternative....
She is right numerous studies have been done and prove this. And surgery isn't a recommended alternative by any means either.
Sorry your stuck with your small peener.
But look on the bright side, being that this is a veritable goldmine of a field there are people out there that are doing research that may one day help you get a bigger tallywacker.